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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: very online and excitable about niche interests, but also thoughtful and critical about media and how people behave. Like Lisa hyper-fixating on specific fandoms or causes, this user dives deep into their interests, from Beyblade (“beyblade burst will literally spell out for you what phi’s motivation and character is and there will still be people who completely misunderstand it”) to Pokémon and gacha pulls (“tamamo cross on first free 10 pull”). They have strong opinions on how people should treat representation and mental health in fiction, as seen in “if you want to hc a character with mental illness/disorder please have the decency to at least do BASIC research on it??”, which echoes Lisa’s moral seriousness. At the same time, they’re self-aware and a bit dramatic in a funny way, like in “you’d have to shoot me before i’d willingly pick up ANY contemporary sports romance novel” and “i’m a grown ass man fuck off”, which fits Lisa’s blend of earnest conviction and sharp, sometimes over-the-top delivery. Their mix of earnest fandom passion, introspection, and occasional exasperation with others’ takes is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about solitary media consumption and online niches (Beyblade, Pokemon, Roblox, Uma Musume), not in‑person socializing, and they even joke about the gap between them and people who are less online in “how it feels to talk to someone 10% less chronically online than you”. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition (N)—they fixate on concepts, meta and hypothetical takes rather than just surface details, like dissecting character motivations in “beyblade burst will literally spell out for you what phi’s motivation and character is and there will still be people who completely misunderstand it” and talking about why certain ship AUs don’t work for them in “the circumstances of the characters contribute heavily to why i’m even shipping them”. Their tone is analytical and argument‑driven, favoring Thinking (T): they rant about definitions and misunderstandings, e.g. “beta is the label they slap onto anyone they don’t deem desirable” and “if you want to hc a character with mental illness/disorder please have the decency to at least do BASIC research on it??”, and they bluntly criticize laziness in “it’s not a vague post you’re just fucking lazy”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about distraction and lack of structure in “The amount of bejeweled i played entirely within the last two weeks when i was supposed to be studying for exams” and losing their permit when they need it in “need to age verify my tiktok but i lowkey lost my permit”, and their media habits are very spontaneous (jumping between Naruto, Alien Stage, Beyblade, games) rather than planned. The combination of introspective, niche‑media focus; conceptual, meta commentary; sharp, logic‑oriented rants; and laid‑back, somewhat disorganized lifestyle is most consistent with INTP.

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19 • he/they • Beyblade/Buddyfight/Pokémon enjoyer. Once missed study time because of Bejeweled and a horse girl gacha. Art, ships & niche media takes.– @dreadgravityy

Your signature cocktail
This drink is sweet but a little dangerous, like someone who says “Do you want me to shoot myself in front of you” and also spends way too much time rotating little guys in their brain. Umeshu brings a soft, fruity comfort for the anxious art‑poster who admits “i wanna post my art on tumblr but that’s scary”, while purple shiso gin matches their bi pride energy from “hyde is BISEXUAL 🩷💜💙” and constant yuri/yaoi/het gem discourse like “who has the yuri gem yaoi gem het gem thing”. The yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who proudly announces “i don’t watch beyblade x for the writing or the battles i watch it because i think it’s funny”. A dash of chili bitters represents their sharp takes and refusal to tolerate laziness, as in “it’s not a vague post you’re just fucking lazy”. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their obsession with dramatic, overpowered guys like Volo and Phi—see “WE (yes WE) are ALL pulling for the centurial overlord” and “beyblade burst will literally spell out for you what phi’s motivation and character is”—because this cocktail, like them, demands main‑character lighting at all times.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong analytical and intellectually picky streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They complain about people misunderstanding character motivations in media like Beyblade and insist on properly supported interpretations, e.g. “beyblade burst will literally spell out for you what phi’s motivation and character is and there will still be people who completely misunderstand it” and “if you want to hc a character with mental illness/disorder please have the decency to at least do BASIC research on it??”. They’re also very particular about narrative context and character dynamics: “i’m really not interested in a lot of popular ship aus (modern, high school/uni, actor, etc) because like the circumstances of the characters contribute heavily to why i’m even shipping them”, which reflects a thoughtful, meta approach to fiction rather than pure vibes or loyalty. The way they break down online culture and communication patterns—“a lot of ‘vague posts’ are just posts directed at a specific audience who would immediately know what it means that blew up and spread to people outside that audience”—shows someone who likes to dissect how information works. Even their media habits are framed around time management and structure, as in “i’ve been holding off on watching a lot of popular shows outside of anime because i feel like i don’t have time but actually thinking about it most of those don’t have very many episodes”, revealing a reflective and somewhat methodical thinker. There is sarcasm and edge, but the consistent throughline is critical thinking, specificity, and a focus on understanding systems and stories, all of which are textbook Ravenclaw traits.

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Their posts read like a blend of sharp media critique and chaotic fandom energy that fits the rebellious, overstimulated vibe of Teenagers. They rant about fandom and media expectations, like when they say “if you want to hc a character with mental illness/disorder please have the decency to at least do BASIC research on it??” and “also if you can literally search the answer up and find it immediately it’s not a vague post you’re just fucking lazy”, which matches the song’s frustration with how people think and act. Their sense of humor is dark and dramatic — for example, “Do you want me to shoot myself in front of you” and “i’m a grown ass man fuck off” — echoing the song’s over-the-top, exasperated tone. They’re very online, loud about niche interests like Beyblade, Pokémon, and shipping (“i’m not really interested in canon ships like why would i want to read about them if they already get together”), which suits the track’s portrayal of a teen/young adult pushing back against norms. The mix of queer identity in their bio and tweets like “hyde is BISEXUAL 🩷💜💙” with their unapologetic tastes and rants makes Teenagers a strong thematic match for their overall persona.

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