Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative World-builder: She develops complex OCs like Lenore, Vanessa, and Adira, even assigning them specific perfume scents and seasonal themes.
- Community Engaged: She frequently uses her StrawPage to interact with followers and offers personalized perfume recommendations for their characters.
- Artistic Vision: She has a clear aesthetic sense, using tools like character makers and picrews to visualize her creative ideas.
- Culturally Literate: Her interests span diverse media including classic animation, modern poetry, and niche video game modding.
- Authentically Unapologetic: She is open about her identity and quirks, thanking followers for letting her be 'autistic about perfume and characters.'
Weaknesses:
- Parasocial Tendencies: She admits to being in love with media figures like Sam Reich and publicly tweets at them for attention.
- Distractible Student: She openly admits to reading fanfiction on AO3 during her college lectures.
- Impulsive Tweeter: She post content while intoxicated, specifically noting she is only tweeting because she is drunk.
- Provocative Opinions: She intentionally posts 'interaction bait' and admits to enjoying controversial tropes like cheating in fiction.
- Forgetful Nature: She loses track of planned community events, admitting she totally forgot about 'dreadtober'.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Abigail aligns most with Lisa Simpson due to her intellectual and slightly subversive nature, often feeling more mature than her peers as evidenced by her tweet, “i dont like that people my age are teachers. stop being teachers. you're making me feel old”. Like Lisa, she is deeply passionate about her niche interests, from poetry and literature to perfumes, noted when she says, “i 🩷 u guys for letting me be autistic about perfume and characters”. She shares Lisa's love for activism and critical analysis of media, often engaging in political or social commentary, such as her post on “my thoughts on the #sevtwtdiscourse” or sharing the poem “fuck your lecture on craft, my people are dying by noor hindi”. Ultimately, her blend of academic vibes, fandom obsession, and occasional feelings of social isolation make her a perfect match for the middle Simpson child.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Abigail exhibits Extroversion through her high-energy engagement with her 200k followers, frequently “interaction baiting” and hosting Q&A sessions via “straw pages”. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on abstract character archetypes, tropes, and fan-fiction headcanons, such as her “solavellan vs solrook” comparisons and AU scenarios. She lead with Feeling, prioritizing emotional resonance and personal values, seen when she expresses being “obsessed” with characters or defending her “autistic interest in perfume”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows in her spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style, admitting she “forgot abt dreadtober” and tweeting impulsively because she is “drunk”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Solas, but if you’re looking to start a new Dragon Age AU, I’d happily be the Rook to your Lavellan—minus the heartbreak.
- Forget the AO3 font, I think everyone in class would recognize the chemistry if you let me be the person you’re kissing in your next 'included' photo.
- I may not be a 35-year-old lawyer from Greendale, but I promise I’ll never get mad at you for being a little childish—as long as we can be autistic about perfume together.
- Is your name Wyll Ravengard? Because honestly, you’re sweeping all my other favorites and I’m ready to acknowledge you’re the hottest companion in my life.
- If you give me a chance, I’ll be the Taissa to your Van—completely 'pilled' and ready to survive the wilderness of a Friday night date with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
22. SF-based scholar of digital narratives & perfumery. Once got onto a celebrity's Instagram for calling them annoying. I analyze RPGs & characters via scent.– @dreadrooks
Your signature cocktail
The Solavellan Spritz
This cocktail captures Abigail’s vibe as a “college girl who likes video games” with a penchant for high-drama RPG romances. The floral notes represent her self-described “autistic about perfume” personality, while the sharp, complex base reflects her love for “cheating as a trope” because it is so 'juicy in fiction.' Served in a fancy glass because she loves “being a spoiled rich girl,” it’s a drink that feels “so cutesy” but packs a punch, much like her strong opinions on Dragon Age and Baldur's Gate 3.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Abigail's social presence is defined by a dedication to kindness, inclusivity, and communal joy, often expressing gratitude for her followers by saying “i 🩷 u guys for letting me be autistic about perfume and characters”. She prioritizes fairness and representation in media, taking “1000000 hp damage” when characters are drawn inaccurately, and defending often-maligned figures like Fallout’s Preston Garvey because “jon gentry laughed at my joke one time”. Her Hufflepuff nature shines through her patience and enthusiasm for helping others, such as when she invites followers to “tell me about your tav/rook/oc and i’ll give you a perfume i think they would wear”. She consistently fosters a welcoming environment, declaring that “many of my oomfs are solavellans and i love them dearly!!” despite having her own shipping preferences. This combination of loyalty to her community and a “just and loyal” approach to fandom interaction makes her a perfect fit for the badger house.
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American Teenager - Ethel Cain
Abigail’s online presence is deeply intertwined with the 'Southern Gothic' and 'sad girl' aesthetic popularized by Ethel Cain, whom she frequently references for her own character edits. Her bio identifies her as a “college girl who likes video games”, a grounded identity she contrasts with an intense, 'autistic' obsession with perfume and fictional tragedies. She leans into the messy, romanticized drama of youth, even jokingly embracing her status as a “spoiled rich girl”. This song perfectly captures her blend of modern college life, religious/Gothic imagery in Dragon Age, and her self-professed love for “being higggggggh”. Ultimately, the track fits someone who spends their days “reading ao3 in class” while oscillating between irony and deep emotional investment in fictional relationships.
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