Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses chaotic jokes and keyboard-smash humor like “AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A VIDA É INCRÍVEL” to entertain followers.
- Affectionate loyalty: Frequently shows love and pride for people and teams, e.g. “AMO ESTE HOMEM”, “Eu AMO ESSE HOMEM”, and passionate SPFC tweets.
- Social curiosity: Actively invites interaction with NGL and questions like “Pessoa que veram esse post, Me descreve em 3 palavras” and multiple “NGL perguntas?” posts.
- Self‑expressive honesty: Openly shares personal details in posts like “fatos inúteis sobre mim” and the self‑intro “com base nisso, você amigaria comigo?”.
- Enthusiastic fandom: Shows strong passion for interests like football, cars, Hot Wheels, and Pokémon, e.g. “Redbull supremacy” and the favorite Pokémon post “É o zamazenta por causa dessa cartinha”.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive language: Uses slurs and crude jokes such as “É mto gay @neyot” and sexual insults like “N é metade doq vc tem no seu cu, e vibrando.”.
- Prejudiced remarks: Posts xenophobic comments like “tinha que ser, todo o mal do mundo vem da ásia”, which can alienate others and normalize bias.
- Attention seeking: Repeatedly complains about lack of messages or interaction, e.g. “0 quastions no ngl affs” and “Affs n tem +mensagem no ngl”.
- Sexual bluntness: Frequently makes very explicit comments like “Big peitos e big coxas” and “PRESCISO NAMORAR”, which can come off as objectifying or immature.
- Impulsive posting: Often posts without filtering, including chaotic nonsense like “AAJAHAJnsuOwiksjeore9uzbwjwuKandvejIhbwlsnz…” and harsh reactions like “Caralho, que nojo desse post”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most strongly matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, affectionate but constantly clowning on everything. They lean into unserious, loud reactions like “AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A VIDA É INCRÍVEL” and nonsense spam such as “AAJAHAJnsuOwiksjeore9uzbwjwuKandvejIhbwlsnz akkqiavw sksjwbwka a ebxixjwnmalaoai2nqñK^♡£•£☆♤×?#;; h^>3>=&××;#^#>÷^!%@”, which fits Bart’s hyperactive, prankish energy. Like Bart, they mix bravado and insecurity, joking about being lonely and wanting a relationship in posts like “PRESCISO NAMORAR” and “Tou carente”. Their humor is irreverent, sometimes edgy or politically incorrect, as in “O ngl é de esquerda: N egros G ays L esbicas” and the joking insult “tinha que ser, todo o mal do mundo vem da ásia”, which feels like Bart’s habit of saying the wild thing first and thinking later. At the same time, they show genuine enthusiasm and obsessive fandom for sports, cars, and games, celebrating teams with over-the-top passion in tweets like “É MAIOR DO BRASIL, RESPEITANDRGSHZJZMBmz” and flexing about Hot Wheels and F1 in “Sendo muié, pagando uma janta, e bancando meus hotwheels? Sim” and “Redbull supremacy”. The combination of teenage chaos, trolling humor, and loud but ultimately good-natured enthusiasm places them closest to Bart rather than the more responsible Lisa or the more adult Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They come across as highly outward‑focused and socially energized, constantly interacting with friends, tagging people, and joking publicly, which fits Extroversion; for example: “Bem vindos ao melhor perfil d todos” and the repeated use of NGL links like “NGL ME DA ALGO PA FAZER AAAAAAAAAA” to get more interaction. Their interests are very concrete and sensory—cars, Hot Wheels, Crack Royale, SPFC, physical traits like “Big peitos e big coxas” in “Big peitos e big coxas”, and height/measurements in “1,8 metros”—pointing strongly to Sensing rather than abstract, conceptual talk. The tone is blunt, teasing, and often sarcastic, prioritizing banter over harmony, which suggests Thinking: e.g. “Esse aí cagou pela boca” and “Caralho, tem psiquiatra na sua cidade n?”. Their life seems spontaneous and unstructured—lots of "tou carente", "to sem crushs", spur‑of‑the‑moment jokes and rants, and no sign of long‑term planning or orderly routines, aligning with Perceiving, as seen in chaotic tweets like “AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A VIDA É INCRÍVEL”. Putting this together, their mix of high-energy social presence, concrete interests, sharp humor, and improvisational vibe is most consistent with ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you ‘slept so well’ and still woke up carente… want me to be the reason you can’t sleep that well anymore? We can debrief about SPFC and Hot Wheels in the morning.
- You: ‘big peitos e big coxas’. Me: 1,8m of pure admiration for a guy who loves SPFC, Red Bull F1 and Hot Wheels. Basically I’m your dream garage: full of curves and ready to race.
- You offered 20 imaginary reais for guessing your favorite Pokémon, but I’d rather bet all my imaginary money on something else: one date with you, some macarrão, and you showing me that Zamazenta card in person.
- You say half your friendships started on Twitter and you ‘presciso namorar’. Statistically speaking, I have a 50% chance of becoming your friend and a 100% chance of trying to upgrade that to boyfriend.
- You’re out here flexing 43 Hot Wheels before even turning 18, addicted to Clash Royale and calling your love language ‘xingar e toque’. So if I roast you about SPFC and then hold your hand, does that unlock legendary boyfriend status?
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14 | SPFC, F1 & car nerd | speaks FR/PT/EN (kinda) | collector of Hot Wheels & bad jokes | once filled a whole NGL with zero serious questions– @drezindzim
Your signature cocktail
Little Calabreso Royale
This cocktail is built on a spiced cachaça shot, a loud, Brazilian base for a 14-year-old São Paulo fan who yells things like “PINTO O CAMPEÃO, ISSO SIM CARALHO” and proudly says “Eu e os calabresos”. The red energy drink matches his SPFC heart and racing-car obsession, from “Eu pensando no spfc” to flexing cars in “Carros”. A pop-rock candy rim captures his chaotic caps-lock screams like “AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A VIDA É INCRÍVEL” and keyboard-smash tweets. The dash of bitters nods to his sharp, sometimes edgy takes such as “tinha que ser, todo o mal do mundo vem da ásia” and grumpy rants about movies like “½ do cinema que ganha Oscars uma merda…”. Finally, cola ice cubes keep it playful and underage-friendly, reflecting his love for “coquinha” in “fatos inúteis sobre mim” and the hyper, meme-heavy vibe of someone who admits “Lowkey idk how the fuck use this” but is clearly having fun anyway.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
André comes across as loud, impulsive, and very emotion-driven, which are classic Gryffindor traits. His all‑caps, hyperactive reactions like “PINTO O CAMPEÃO, ISSO SIM CARALHO” and “AKAKAKKAAKAJKAAKAKZKA GNHAMO CARLHO… É MAIOR DO BRASIL, RESPEITANDRGSHZJZMBmz” show a tendency to wear his heart on his sleeve and jump head‑first into passion, especially around football. He repeatedly talks about affection, needing a relationship, and being openly vulnerable, as in “PRESCISO NAMORAR” and joking about being carente in “Tou carente Vc é da época dos dinos?”, which fits the emotional courage and candidness of Gryffindor more than the restraint of other houses. He also has a combative, confrontational streak—mocking posts he finds dumb, e.g. “Esse aí cagou pela boca” and “Caralho, que nojo desse post”—which suggests a willingness to stand up and call things out rather than stay quiet. While he has some wit and curiosity, the dominant impression is of bold, outspoken energy and emotional intensity, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
A well‑known song that fits them best is Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots. The track’s mix of irony, teen anxiety, and joking about problems matches how they bounce between chaos and sincerity, like when they yell “AAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A VIDA É INCRÍVEL” and later admit “Tou carente”. Their timeline is loud, messy and hyperactive, full of keyboard smash tweets such as “AKAKAKKAAKAJKAAKAKZKA GNHAMO CARLHO…”, which matches the song’s anxious, overcaffeinated energy. At the same time, they show a softer, kid‑at‑heart side with hobbies like “hobbies: jogar, colecionar, lego” and loving Hot Wheels and Pokémon, just like the song’s nostalgia for childhood. Their jokes about needing affection and attention — “PRESCISO NAMORAR” and complaining about “0 quastions no ngl affs” — also echo the song’s theme of feeling lost while wanting connection and validation.
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