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Your MBTI personality Type
They literally type themselves as an INTP in their bio: “26 INTP Gay ඞ La república de Yucatán siempre viva.”. The tweets strongly fit this: they are clearly more idea-focused than people-focused, spending most of their time analyzing games, politics and media rather than personal social life, which supports Introversion and Intuition, e.g. long-form takes on Genshin design like “Faruzan me parece uno de los diseños más sosos...” and meta commentary about fandoms like “Army siempre: BTS no es como los otros bgs...”. Their arguments are blunt, logical, and often cutting, prioritizing consistency over harmony, which points to Thinking, as in “Cuando eres un tonto comunista se te nota... 1. Literalmente publicando desde un iPhone...” and “Sabes que los progres estan tan pendejos cuando catalogan a una asociacion... como EXTREMA DERECHA”. They also show classic Perceiving traits: reactive, improvisational tweeting, jumping between topics (football, K‑pop, politics, Genshin, Yu‑Gi‑Oh) and changing plans in games, e.g. “Bueno, estaba ahorrando para AlHaitam y su arma, pero ahora parece que será Skip...”. Overall, the self-typed INTP label is reinforced by their analytical, sarcastic, theory-heavy style and lack of emphasis on organization or emotional smoothing.

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26 • INTP • Gay gamer from Yucatán. Genshin theorycrafter, football ranter & K‑pop enjoyer. Once stayed up till 6am just to quote a telenovela line.– @DrnkrdGod

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This cocktail is smoky mezcal with chili because they’re sharp, unfiltered, and a bit incendiary, the type to tweet “Hoy me levante muy xenofobo, toy listo para el México vs Argentina” and then pivot to Genshin builds. The blue curaçao nods to their gamer / weeb side, from “Furries lose against Horny Weebs #GenshinImpact #SonicFrontiers #TheGameAwards” to Yu-Gi-Oh deck angst in “Runic y Labrynth en el meta... Ahora no sé si meter Antispell fragance o royal decree xd”. Pineapple juice keeps it fruity and unapologetically gay like “I'm gay but Even if i was straight aint taking responsabilities for slut's baby.” while still being playful and a little chaotic. Lime with sea salt grounds the drink in Yucatán and their local-political snark, as seen in “ALV no tenían boing de mango, imagínate que te obliguen a ir a #LaMarchaDeLosPENDEJOS y que ni siquiera te den tu boing favorito”. Finally, a dash of bitter herbal amaro reflects their cynical, anti-progre and anti-fan-worship edge from “Sabes que los progres estan tan pendejos…” to roasting fandoms in “Blinks Pendejos: #BORNPINK es el mejor album de #BLACKPINK El Album en los charts: AY ME CAIGAAAAAAAAA”, making the drink strong, sweet-salty, and charmingly bitter all at once.

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They self-describe as “26 INTP” in their bio, which already points toward an analytical, introspective personality rather than a purely emotional or prestige-driven one. Their timeline is full of detailed meta-analysis of games and media, like breaking down Genshin banners and character design in posts such as “Los 5* de los banners de la 3.3 Son god tier pero tienen tremendo bait. 4 de los 6 personajes 4* que van a ser incluidos son tremendamente específicos…” and “Faruzan me parece uno de los diseños más sosos que jamás ha hecho Hoyoverse, literalmente no se que eso que grita Genshin Impact en un personaje, pero Faruzan no lo tiene…”. They constantly compare and rank albums, groups, and songs with a critic’s eye, for instance in “Unpopular opinión: Kimetsu no yaiba no tiene la duración necesaria para ser considerado parte de los nuevos 'Big 3'” and “#TheAlbum 8 #BORNPINK 6.5 (Max)”, showing a love of evaluation, categorization, and argument. Their humor is heavily based on wordplay and conceptual riffs, like “La situación de Breel Embolo es la misma que la de Thanos xd Usar a Camerún para destruir Camerún xd” and the Bohemian Rhapsody / Scaramouche pattern joke “Call me crazy but im starting to see some patterns here.”, which is very Ravenclaw-ish wit. While they do show strong opinions (which could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin), the dominant throughline is intellectualization and dissecting everything—from politics to fandoms—through reasoning and pattern-spotting, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The song that best fits them is actually the Dirt Femme era by Tove Lo, especially the title track and its overall attitude. They explicitly praise it as peak 2022 pop, calling it “a work of art... the best album so far in 2022”, which shows strong emotional identification with its raw, queer, self-aware tone. Their bio (“26 INTP Gay ඞ”) and tweets mix biting sarcasm with vulnerability and sexuality, just like Tove Lo’s blend of hedonism and introspection. They gravitate toward assertive, sexually liberated female artists and concepts, e.g. preferring sexy K‑pop concepts like Exid and Brown Eyed Girls over “badass” ones, saying “conceptually sexy groups... are far superior”. That combination of queer identity, dark humor, emotional honesty, and love for bold, provocative pop makes Dirt Femme (and its title track) a strong match for their personality and interests.

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