Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, like being 'drunk on a ship' and 'gonna#sink' in “im drunk on a ship im gonna#sink”, and joking about pants 'disappearing' in “oop my pants just dissappeared in one millisecond whaaaat how did that happen”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and idols, e.g. long Oasis explanation in “one of my friends asked me today 'whats oasis' and i couldn't stop talking 🙏” and repeated hype in “oasis european tour oasis european tour oasis europian tour...”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care for people and pets, like defending loved ones in “i love em sm if someone DARES to hurt em ugh i swear 😡😡😡😡” and concern for Buttons in “Liam i need Buttons update how is she”.
- Creative: Actively draws and wants to join art trends, seen in “drawing my girl” and “everyone is drawing the gallaghers in bikinis and i support! and hopefully i will join!”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on own habits and identity, like explaining their username in “my username is drunkterrier cuz i love being drunk, and i really love bullterriers” and wanting to change their name in “im lowk gonna change my name here soon cuz sveta started to piss me off”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Frequently puts themselves down, calling themselves 'the most hated slav' in “when i lowk wanna get to know other slavic baddies here but i dont want them to know that im like the most hated slav” and saying they 'feel so dumb' about hair in “i cant take care of my hair pls i feel so dumb”.
- Impatient: Shows frustration when things don’t happen quickly, like repeatedly asking for a job in “can i pls get a job already” and “can i just get the fucking job pls wheres my employment era”.
- Body‑insecure: Expresses dissatisfaction with their body, complaining about clothes and space in “why isnt there any clothes left for us #fattybaddies like im tired my ass need more space” and wishing for smaller breasts in “i wish i had smaller breast like wdym you can walk around without a bra”.
- Escapist: Often leans on alcohol and media as coping, like loving being drunk in “my username is drunkterrier cuz i love being drunk” and using rewatching The Perks of Being a Wallflower as ‘masochism’ in “rewatching the perks of being a wallflower is a diff kind of masochism for me”.
- Academic‑avoidant: Struggles with school motivation, like forgetting a movie because they were drunk in “im angry i didnt write anything cuz like i dont remember the movie at all??? (i was drunk)” and choosing between 'happiness or grades' in “i need to write an essay do i choose happiness or grades”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They match Homer Simpson most closely: chaotic, emotional, self-deprecating, and very driven by their current obsessions. Like Homer, they love drinking and joke about it openly, for example explaining their username as “my username is drunkterrier cuz i love being drunk, and i really love bullterriers” and posting things like “drinking gin and tonic rn”. They bounce between intense fandom fixations (Oasis, Blur, Damon Albarn, Gorillaz, etc.), which feels very Homer-core enthusiasm, as in “IM FEELING SUPERSONIC GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC🗣🗣💯💯‼️‼️🔥🔥” and “oasis european tour oasis european tour oasis europian tour…”. There’s also the lovable messiness and laziness—bio says “достаточно ленивая,” and they tweet things like “can i pls get a job already” and “can i just get the fucking job pls wheres my employment era”—which fits Homer’s perpetual struggle with adulthood and responsibility. At the same time, they’re emotionally open, protective, and affectionate about people and animals they love, echoing Homer’s soft side, as seen in “i love em sm if someone DARES to hurt em ugh i swear 😡” and “I really appreciate the way liam loves dogs I love the dogs and THE biblical king”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share in-the-moment reactions and social plans, like being "drunk on a ship" and joking that they’re "gonna#sink" "im drunk on a ship im gonna#sink", talking about playing volleyball for 2.5 hours "my plans for today include 2.5 hours of playing volleyball", and openly seeking interaction when people like tweets but don’t follow "when ppl like my tweets multiple times, but they dont follow like, follow for more. ik you like me". Their posts show iNtuitive tendencies: they riff on ideas, aesthetics, and fandom universes more than concrete step-by-step details, like manifesting eras "manifesting my employment era" and obsessing over character dynamics such as Heated Rivalry being summarized metaphorically "Heated Rivarly is basically just this". They are strongly Feeling: they center emotions, affection, and values around body image and animals, e.g. frustration about people’s treatment of chubby folks "ppl say they like chubby mfs until they see a chubby mf ugh i SWEAR" and empathy toward dogs and idols "I really appreciate the way liam loves dogs I love the dogs and THE biblical king". Finally, their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they often act spontaneously (getting drunk, losing their Switch, downloading Fortnite on a whim "im downloading fortnite"), complain about lack of structure (pens not working, job hunting, hating essays), and joke about choosing "happiness or grades" instead of sticking to rigid plans "i need to write an essay do i choose happiness or grades". Taken together, their energetic social posting, imaginative fandom engagement, emotional focus, and go-with-the-flow attitude align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re drunk on a ship threatening to #sink, I’m in sänkyni over here—should we just call it a crossover episode and get drunkterrier x comfy-bed cinematic universe going?
- You said you only needed to hear Damon laugh to feel better—plot twist: I’m not Damon, but if I send you Oasis memes and talk about gorillaz jewelry for an hour, can I audition as your emotional support Britpop fan?
- You rewatch The Perks of Being a Wallflower for fun, get angry you didn’t review movies on Letterboxd because you were drunk, and draw the Gallaghers in bikinis… I don’t want to date a ‘normal’ person anyway, I want *exactly* that chaos.
- As a fellow ‘fattybaddies’ and ‘big foots’ sympathizer: if we ever go shoe shopping and they don’t have our sizes, we can just walk out barefoot like rockstars—people already stare when a slavic baddie walks in, might as well give them a show.
- You lost your Nintendo Switch, twisted your ankle playing volleyball, and still manifest your employment era—honestly, that combination of disaster energy and persistence is hotter than any Penn Badgley Superbowl cameo.
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Volleyball bruises, Britpop playlists & lost Nintendo Switches. Part-time art goblin, full-time big-footed shoe hunter currently reporting live from my bed.– @drunkterrier
Your signature cocktail
Dubái Chocolate Gin & Tonic (In My Bed Edition)
A gin & tonic base is mandatory because they literally yell “IM FEELING SUPERSONIC GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC🗣🗣💯💯‼️‼️🔥🔥” and casually flex “drinking gin and tonic rn”. A splash of chocolate liqueur turns it into a Dubái chocolate moment, straight from “i have a dark brown leather jacket, so always when i wear green, i feel like a dubai chocolate”. Sea buckthorn or cloudberry syrup adds a Nordic, slightly tart sweetness for the ship-dwelling, Finland/Slavic, bed-based life of “Location: sänkyni” and “im drunk on a ship im gonna#sink”. The lime and pinch of sea salt cut through the sweetness like their self‑dragging humor in “достаточно ленивая” and posts like “when youre so fucking done with your life youre ready to just end it all right here, right now.... right here.. right now.... right here, right now... ay YO wtf what is this BANGER vro”. Overall it’s strong but playful, a little bitter, a little sweet, and just chaotic enough to fit someone whose username lore is “my username is drunkterrier cuz i love being drunk, and i really love bullterriers”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show Hufflepuff-style warmth, loyalty, and care for people and animals. Their love for friends and idols is protective and tender, like when they say about someone they care about, “i love em sm if someone DARES to hurt em ugh i swear 😡😡😡😡”, and when they gush over a friend with, “im so proud of my dziwka❤️”. They’re openly empathetic and concerned about others’ well-being, shown by “i hope all of my old oomfs i talked to some time ago are okay some of yall just disappeared 😔😔”. Their love of dogs and softness toward animals in general, like “I really appreciate the way liam loves dogs I love the dogs and THE biblical king”, fits a kind, animal-loving Hufflepuff vibe. They also crave simple, grounded things—employment, stability, and fair treatment for their body type—seen in “can i pls get a job already” and “why isnt there any clothes left for us #fattybaddies like im tired my ass need more space”, which reflects a down-to-earth, fairness-focused personality. Overall their timeline feels more loyal, affectionate, and self-deprecating than cunning or glory-seeking, which strongly points to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Supersonic - Oasis
Supersonic by Oasis fits them best because it matches both their chaotic, fun-loving energy and their clear britpop obsession. They literally echo the chorus with “IM FEELING SUPERSONIC GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC🗣🗣💯💯‼️‼️🔥🔥”, and they often mention drinking, like “drinking gin and tonic rn” and “my username is drunkterrier cuz i love being drunk, and i really love bullterriers”. The song’s swagger and slightly messy confidence mirror their posts about being a “#fattybaddies” and wanting clothes and shoes that actually fit, as in “why isnt there any clothes left for us #fattybaddies like im tired my ass need more space” and “pls make shoes for big foots too. (i cant find shoes my size)”. Their britpop fixation, with constant Oasis and Blur/Damon references like “one of my friends asked me today 'whats oasis' and i couldn't stop talking 🙏” and “oasis european tour oasis european tour oasis europian tour…”, makes an Oasis anthem the natural soundtrack to their timeline. The carefree, slightly reckless vibe of Supersonic also suits tweets about being drunk on a ship and manifesting their “employment era,” capturing a teenager trying to figure life out while having as much fun as possible.
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