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Like Lisa, this user balances a sharp, cynical intellect with a deep love for pop culture and a constant sense of existential dread. They are currently navigating the stress of academic bureaucracy, venting about their father failing to help with “comprovação do prouni” and expressing a general distain for mainstream society by claiming “publico do bbb é um lixo mesmo”. Their bio, which mentions “vivendo de ódio, cafeína e tweets questionáveis”, mirrors Lisa's often-isolated, coffee-fueled activist energy. Additionally, their progressive views on social issues, such as wishing for “a heterossexualidade sendo extinta” to end homophobia, aligns perfectly with Lisa's idealistic and rebellious spirit.

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Thi exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for digital interactions over physical ones, stating that “instagram e tiktok morreram no meu celular, tenho até ranço de quando entro no instagram e vejo coisa de quem eu conheço”. Their Intuitive (N) and Feeling (F) nature is highlighted by an emotional, value-driven worldview, seen when they advocate for social change by saying “perfeito, a heterossexualidade sendo extinta já vai embora a homofobia junto” and express deep personal frustration over the Prouni process with “se eu perder minha vaga juro q eu n cvs mais com ele”. Finally, the Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous lifestyle and reactions, such as admitting to sleeping excessively via “mano eu dormi tanto, amo histamin” and their bio describing a life fueled by “ódio, cafeína e tweets questionáveis.”

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Aspiring scholar navigating the ProUni hustle. When I’m not analyzing cinema or dodging Instagram updates, I’m likely recovering from a long, antihistamine-induced nap.– @drverslwcense

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This drink is for someone “vivendo de ódio, cafeína e tweets questionáveis”, capturing the high-stress energy of waiting for family documents. The dark coffee base honors their love for sleep and caffeine, specifically when they “dormi tanto, amo histamin”. The salty rim reflects their blunt social commentary, like stating “publico do bbb é um lixo mesmo”. Finally, the strong kick represents the anxiety of the “comprovação do prouni”, making it the perfect beverage to sip while “apagar um comentário” to escape a digital massacre.

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Thi displays strong Slytherin traits of self-preservation and a blunt, ambitious focus on their own future. They prioritize their academic advancement, threatening to cut ties if their goals are hindered, as seen when they wrote: “se eu perder minha vaga juro q eu n cvs mais com ele”. Their bio's claim of “vivendo de ódio” and their tactical decision to retreat when losing a social battle—“eu depois de apagar um comentário que eu tava sendo atacado”—demonstrate a cunning approach to social media survival. Furthermore, their support for #teamjacob and the extinction of norms shows a rebellious, resourceful streak typical of those who value personal conviction over societal consensus.

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The user’s entire profile is a tribute to Olivia Rodrigo, from their location and username to their bio claiming they live on “hatred, caffeine, and questionable tweets.” This angst-ridden energy perfectly mirrors brutal, a song about teenage frustration and social exhaustion. Thi expresses a similar sentiment, tweeting “instagram and tiktok morreram no meu celular, tenho até ranço de quando entro no instagram e vejo coisa de quem eu conheço” and admitting “to na bad”. Even their academic stress regarding the ProUni process, where they vent about their father's silence, reflects the song's theme of feeling overwhelmed by reality: “se eu perder minha vaga juro q eu n cvs mais com ele”. Ultimately, Thi embodies the 'it's brutal out here' lifestyle by being “atacado, massacrado e tudo de ruim” on social media while maintaining a chaotic, caffeine-fueled persona.

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