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The user constantly complains about low‑quality replies and blocks 'idiots', which mirrors Comic Book Guy's disdain for bad media and his catchphrase 'Worst. ... Ever.' For example, they tweet 'Ever since massively lowing the threshold for blocking idiots… the quality of my replies has risen substantially. Thank you to all the good, intelligent, souls out here.' and 'I instantly block mfs that I can feel is commenting for the sole purpose of getting boosted up algo…' This pedantic focus on 'Context • Sense • Clarity' and their self‑appointed role as a 'fixer' of replies echoes Comic Book Guy's self‑appointed role as the arbiter of taste. Their repeated calls to filter out verified accounts and block trolls also reflect Comic Book Guy's habit of dismissing anything he deems low‑quality, as seen in 'F*ck ego I’m following everyone back that Likes & Replies MUST BE FOLLOWING 💜' and 'New policy: if I tweet that I’m enjoying something, and your response is why that thing is bad, no more conversation or engagement. Block.' Overall, the combination of cynicism, quality‑control obsession, and a know‑it‑all attitude makes Comic Book Guy the best match.

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INTJ – The user shows strong introverted tendencies, posting sparingly and preferring to manage interactions behind the scenes: “I don’t tweet much” and “F*ck ego I’m following everyone back that Likes & Replies MUST BE FOLLOWING”. Their focus on abstract patterns and improvement of the reply ecosystem points to intuition: they discuss “Context • Sense • Clarity”, experiment with “filter:replies” and note that “the quality of my replies has risen substantially”. Decision‑making is clearly logical and rule‑based, as shown by the “New policy: if I tweet that I'm enjoying something, and your response is why that thing is bad, no more conversation”. Finally, they exhibit a judging orientation by setting concrete policies and thresholds for blocking, e.g., “Ever since massively lowing the threshold for blocking idiots… the quality of my replies has risen substantially.”

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Reply curator & comment cleaner. I chase context, block noise, and once blocked a bot faster than I could type. 🌟 #ClaritySeeker– @drwzy

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This cocktail captures @drwzy's no‑nonsense approach to social media, mixing smoky mezcal to represent the 'block' mentality ("I instantly block mfs that I can feel is commenting for the sole purpose of getting boosted up algo") and bitter Campari to echo their frustration ("Can we get a replies filter to remove verified accounts?"). A splash of lime adds a sharp, acidic bite, mirroring the sharp tone of "F*ck ego I’m following everyone back that Likes & Replies MUST BE FOLLOWING". Activated charcoal acts as a literal filter, symbolising the desire to cleanse the timeline, while simple syrup balances the bitterness, reflecting the occasional moments of "Context • Sense • Clarity". The drink is served clear and chilled, emphasizing the clarity they seek in replies. Each sip feels like a filtered, filtered reply—clean, bitter, and unapologetically direct.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates cunning and strategic control over their feed, as shown in the tweet "New policy: if I tweet that I'm enjoying something, and your response is why that thing is bad, no more conversation or engagement. Block." This reflects the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and ambition. They also actively seek to expand their influence, saying "F*ck ego I’m following everyone back that Likes & Replies MUST BE FOLLOWING 💜," which shows a desire for personal advancement. Their quick defensive actions, like "I instantly block mfs that I can feel is commenting for the sole purpose of getting boosted up algo and get eyeballs," reveal a self‑preserving, cunning mindset. Additionally, they request filters to remove verified accounts, "Can we get a replies filter to remove verified accounts?", indicating a strategic effort to control competition. These behaviors align closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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The user constantly complains about low‑quality replies and actively blocks negative commenters, as shown by tweets like 'I instantly block mfs that I can feel is commenting for the sole purpose of getting boosted up algo' and 'New policy: if I tweet that I'm enjoying something … Block. The void is yours, Shithead Reply Guys.' This defensive stance mirrors Taylor Swift’s defiant chorus in 'Shake It Off', where she sings 'the haters gonna hate, hate, hate' and declares she'll just shake them off. Their repeated calls for a 'replies filter' and the desire to 'filter:replies' reflect the song’s theme of shaking off unwanted noise. The energetic, unapologetic tone of the song fits the user’s frequent 'F*ck ego' statements and determination to ignore or block negativity.

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