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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: sharp, opinionated, and politically aware, but also very online and a bit chaotic. Like Lisa, they call out injustice and bigotry directly, e.g. “saying furries are 'attracted to animals' in the big 2026... srsly?” and “mfs will be grown ass adults and will still call everything 'gay' like they're a 13 year old boy”. They’re critical of capitalism and tech hype, echoing Lisa’s skepticism toward corporations, as seen in “over a million USD per artist but they wont pay anyone jack shit” and “literally nobody wants your shittty ass ai btw”. The bio “he/they/it | fuck ai ''art''” and posts like “this is honestly fucking disgusting” show a strong moral compass wrapped in sarcasm, very Lisa-coded. At the same time, their obsessive media interests and nerdy humor, such as “unrelated but why hasnt rare/microsoft ported the banjo games to pc? seems like lost money to me”, fit Lisa’s blend of earnestness and niche passions, just filtered through terminally-online stan culture.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their feed is highly interactive, quote-tweeting discourse nonstop, calling people out, and openly performative (e.g. “no seriously im in there”, “guys im in the epstein files ☹️☹️😭😭”), which suggests getting energy from online social engagement rather than quiet, private reflection. They fit Intuition (N) through their focus on concepts, satire, and patterns rather than concrete details, like joking about platform politics in “the concept of a site ran by a strongly right winged man boosting left wing accounts” and turning a simple graph into a critique in “theres so much wrong with this graph omg”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they tend to be blunt, analytical, and critical instead of soothing or accommodating, as in “this is because a lot of male artists SUCKKKKK”, “if you're genuinely falling for this crap there's no hope for you”, and the dismissive “literally nobody wants your shittty ass ai btw”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive, scattered across topics (music, politics, tech, games) and very in-the-moment, like “can someone leak the album already im impatient asf” and “chemistry is so funny cus wdym i have to learn abt cracking hydrocarbons”, which suggests spontaneity rather than structured planning. Overall, an ENTP profile matches their argumentative humor, love of discourse, rapid topic-switching, and tendency to challenge others’ takes loudly and publicly (e.g. “mfs will be grown ass adults and will still call everything 'gay' like they're a 13 year old boy” and “saying furries are 'attracted to animals' in the big 2026... srsly?”).

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Occasional wall-dweller with loud music opinions. Once bought a phone just for the emojis. Human first, tech skeptical, melody obsessed.– @dryerwall

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This cocktail is strong and chaotic on purpose, like someone who will tweet “israel is genuinely spiritually israeli” and then immediately pivot to horny Wario discourse in “if i knew someone like wario irl id be pregnant”. The overproof rum is for their loud, unfiltered energy and willingness to drag everything from album covers to presidents, as in “the current president of the united states and he writes like an 8 year old 😭😭”. Ruby red grapefruit juice keeps it sharp and slightly bitter, echoing their snarky pop-culture takes like “tracks 2 18 are also garbage 💗” and “id say bro was washed but tbh he was washed from the start”. The charcoal-ash salted honey syrup is sweet but dark, representing their mix of genuine care (calling out bigotry in “saying furries are 'attracted to animals' in the big 2026... srsly?”) and their love of messy, cursed humor like “how does one make an abortion sexy??”. Dry tonic water brings a fizzy, cynical bite, mirroring their tech/media skepticism in “literally nobody wants your shittty ass ai btw” and “we did not need ai for this btw”. Finally, the absinthe mist is a weird, ghostly flourish for their surreal shitposting aura—after all, someone who says “guys im in the epstein files ☹️☹️😭😭” and bio-locates themselves as “your walls :)” deserves a drink that feels slightly haunted.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistently analytical, curious way of engaging with everything from tech to media. They nitpick details, like mocking a misleading visualization in “theres so much wrong with this graph omg” and pointing out a flag error in “the way they used the french flag instead of the russian flag 😭😭”, which indicates a sharp, detail-oriented mind. Their complaints about chemistry in “chemistry is so funny cus wdym i have to learn abt cracking hydrocarbons” and Windows design in “microsoft making windows 11:” still come from an understanding of how things should work, not a rejection of thinking. They also show meta-awareness about platforms and algorithms in “the concept of a site ran by a strongly right winged man boosting left wing accounts” and nuanced tech opinions in “we did not need ai for this btw”, suggesting critical thinking rather than pure emotion. While they are funny, snarky, and political, the throughline is wit and critique rather than bravery-first activism (Gryffindor) or ambition/self-advancement (Slytherin), placing them most convincingly in Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song for @dryerwall is Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX, because it matches their chaotic, hyper‑online pop‑obsessed personality. They openly stan Charli with tweets like “bonjour paris je mappelle charli XCX”, showing direct affection for her aesthetic and persona. Their timeline is full of aggressive, unserious humor and gleeful draggings, such as “tracks 2 18 are also garbage 💗” and “id say bro was washed but tbh he was washed from the start”, which fits the song’s bratty, confident energy. They’re also very online and tech-aware, joking about AI and platforms with posts like “literally nobody wants your shittty ass ai btw” and “i think they might want me to use grok imagine 1.0 idk tho”, which resonates with Charli’s futurist, internet-core vibe. The combination of queer-coded identity in their bio, pop culture fixation, and unapologetically loud opinions makes Vroom Vroom a fitting anthem for them.

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