Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal supporter: Travels home and away and posts constant backing for Aberdeen, e.g. “Up the dons!” and European trips like “Journey to Larnaca begins!”.
- Emotionally open: Shares feelings openly, from joy (“Championsss”) to frustration (“I'm just bored of it all. The club is losing all the connection with the support”) and personal gratitude at Christmas.
- Community minded: Thinks about others and shared experience, e.g. “Hopefully more games, and more countries in 2026. Please can we at least get a qualifier 🙏” and “Simple words can help eachother, don't be a cunt for the sake of it. We're all in this together.”.
- Reflective thinker: Looks beyond single results to structure and recruitment, e.g. “We are signing far too many 'project' players... We need to get back to the basics.” and questions views on managers like Robinson.
- Humorous realist: Uses humour to deal with frustration, e.g. “Our country is full of idiots” alongside football moans, and joking about plastic cups: “Is this allowed? Get that to fuck”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly critical: Frequently labels situations as embarrassing or poor, e.g. “An embarrassment” and “Why do we only sign strikers who can't score?”.
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on what’s wrong: “Boring boring boring aberdeen” and “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked.”.
- Harsh language: Uses strong insults that can alienate, e.g. “Don't be a cunt for the sake of it.” and calling someone a “cunt” on Gogglebox (link).
- Cynical outlook: Often expects the worst from club and politics: “What a sad state of affairs.” and “I'm so close to being fed up of it.”.
- Dismissive tone: Can write others off quickly, e.g. “Our country is full of idiots” and criticism of players as “rotten” (“He was rotten, a centre mid came on and done a better job”).
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, often frustrated, but ultimately loyal and big-hearted. Like Homer with the Springfield Isotopes, Daniel builds his life around his team, constantly travelling and posting things like “To Pittodrie to see the dandies” and “We're all going on a European tour”. His swing between joy and exasperation over Aberdeen echoes Homer’s moodiness, from “Day 19. No manager, one loan from Rangers. Embarrassing.” to the simple euphoria of “Championsss”. He mixes blunt political and social takes like “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked.” with unexpectedly soft, communal sentiments such as “May 2026 bring out the best in everyone… we're all in this together.”, which fits Homer’s combination of crudeness and sentimentality. The love of pints and daft humour — for example “Half asleep, running on pure excitement. Not long until that first airport pint 🍻” and “Plastic cups in the local. In the words of Mark Mcghee 'Is this allowed? Get that to fuck'” — complete the Homer-like picture of a flawed but enthusiastic everyman.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
They lean Extraverted: they constantly post from pubs, flights, and stadiums, clearly energized by being around others, e.g. travelling for games and trips like “Landed in London, now for the Edinburgh flight then the drive to Aberdeen. Roll on Motherwell tomorrow 😎” and sharing New Year and Christmas pub moments such as “Plastic cups in the local. In the words of Mark Mcghee 'Is this allowed? Get that to fuck'”. Their focus is very Sensing: tweets are about specific matches, scores, signings and travel details rather than abstract theorizing, like “Game 23 Dundee 1 3 Dons Missed the last two games but that makes up for it. Oh and cheers Aouchiche, never doubted you!” and concrete squad questions such as “Why did we not extend McGraths stay again?”. They appear strongly Thinking: their tone is blunt, critical and judgment-focused, often calling things embarrassing or “boring,” for example “Been saying this for years. We are so fucking boring. We don't have a go at teams, we're so pointless” and political takes like “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked. Tories and Labour irrelevant...”. Finally, they read as Judging: they emphasize standards, structure and planning around the club, criticising lack of managers and clear direction such as “15 days into January, no manager, no players in, bottom 6. What a mess” and wanting straightforward, proven approaches over speculative projects in “We are signing far too many 'project' players... We need to get back to the basics.”. Altogether, this blend of sociable match-going, concrete observations, blunt logical critique, and preference for order and clear standards aligns best with ESTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling Aberdeen ‘boring, boring, boring’, but you still followed them to Bucharest, Athens, Larnaca and Prague – if you can stay that loyal to the Dons, I’m hoping you’ll be half as committed to a pint with me in Pittodrie’s shadow.
- You said Monday mornings are better after 3 points – how about we make them even better: Dons win, then ‘Alexa, play Love Will Tear Us Apart’ while we recreate your Dundee away day, only this time you don’t go home alone.
- You’ll never forgive Rangers for ruining Caledonia; I promise not to ruin any anthems, but I might ruin your reputation for being ‘fed up of it all’ if we spend a European away day together arguing about recruitment over cocktails in Larnaca.
- You tweeted that mainstream politics is fucked and the country is full of idiots – so what if we skip fixing the world and instead fix one thing we both agree on: you shouldn’t be drinking from plastic cups in the local when you could be clinking proper glasses with me.
- You quoted ‘Back to the Old House’ and ‘a shipwrecked life’ going into 2026; if you ever fancy swapping Morrissey melancholy for a night of stand-free chaos, I’ll be there – no embarrassing low block, just all‑out attack on making you smile at full-time.
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Aberdeen home & away, European tours and VAR rants. Once saw the Dons lift a cup and still expects more. Opinions on football & politics my own.– @DSimmie97
Your signature cocktail
The Boring Baws Breaker
The Smoky Scotch whisky stands for a die-hard Scottish Dons diehard who still treks all over Europe for games, from “Following the Dons in Bucharest, Athens, Larnaca and Prague was also special.” to endless home and away days shouting COYR. A bitter aperitivo captures the constant, sharp frustration with recruitment and tactics, like calling Aberdeen “so fucking boring” and “Boring boring boring aberdeen”. Dried ginger beer adds fizz for the gallows humour and sudden bursts of optimism in tweets like “Jimmy thelin is the main man.” and travel buzz such as “Journey to Larnaca begins!”. Sea salt saline drops nod to Pittodrie by the North Sea and the emotional highs and lows of being “Gutted 😔” one week and “Championsss” the next. A lemon twist finishes it off with a sharp, sarcastic edge for lines like “Our country is full of idiots” and the political rant of “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked.”. Strong, bitter, but strangely uplifting, this is what you drink when you’re fed up enough to tweet “I'm just bored of it all. The club is losing all the connection with the support” yet still show up next matchday.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Daniel’s defining traits online are loyalty, fairness, and a strong sense of community, all of which align closely with Hufflepuff. His attachment to Aberdeen FC is constant and devoted, from routine matchday posts like “COYR” and “Up the dons!” to travelling across Europe to follow them, as reflected in his year recap: “Following the Dons in Bucharest, Athens, Larnaca and Prague was also special.”. He shows a desire for fairness and basic decency in everyday life, with sentiments like “Simple words can help eachother, don't be a cunt for the sake of it. We're all in this together.” and his New Year’s and Christmas well-wishes: “May 2026 bring out the best in everyone.” and “Merry Christmas, hope everyone has the best day possible. Stand free”. Even when criticising football or politics, the frustration usually comes from a sense that people are out of touch or letting the community down, such as “The club is losing all the connection with the support” and “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked... What a sad state of affairs.”. This combination of steadfast support, emphasis on togetherness, and annoyance at institutions failing ordinary people is much more Hufflepuff-style loyalty and fairness than the ambition of Slytherin or the individual glory focus of Gryffindor.
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There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
A fitting song for Daniel is There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths, reflecting both his love of Morrissey/The Smiths and his unwavering, if frustrated, devotion to Aberdeen. He directly references The Smiths in a lyric tweet about Back to the Old House, showing his attachment to their melancholic romanticism: “I would love to go Back to the old house But I never will…”. Despite constant criticism of the club – calling performances “Poor and boring. Sums our season up” and branding the situation “Embarrassing.” – he keeps travelling home and away, posting “Up the dons!” and “COYR” before games (example, example). That combination of cynicism and enduring loyalty mirrors the song’s theme of finding meaning and escape in the things you love, even when everything else feels grim. Like the song’s light that never goes out, his support and passion persist through boredom, bad results and wider disillusionment with politics: “Mainstream politics in this country is fucked… What a sad state of affairs.”.
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