Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Frequently invents silly scenarios and wordplay, like imagining Homestuck intros and characters: “what if the homestuck animated show had an intro similar to the parappa the rapper 2 intro” and jokes like “Kalbertat”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for interests like Miami Hurricanes and Homestuck, e.g. repeated #GoCanes posts: “the canes are goated because they have the same colors as the effects of flombox v1 collywobbles #GoCanes” and “#GoCanes”.
- Reflective thinker: Critically reflects on school, youth, and internet culture, like questioning education structure in “your teen years are supposed to be the best of your life so i feel like graduation should start at 9th grade” and critiquing homework in “teachers assign homework at a nonpalatable, unethical rate”.
- Empathetic supporter: Shows concern for others and guilt about not helping enough, e.g. “if you see me reposting peoples fundraisers its because i feel guilty for not reposting”, and seeks cooperation like “HEY WEST VIRGINIANS lets work together, from a marylander”.
- Cultural awareness: Engages with broader media, geography, and online platforms (YouTube, Roblox, Newgrounds, Quebec, etc.), e.g. releasing music in “Thessaly has released.” and commenting on YouTube policy in “Youtube is now on its first strike”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or insulting phrasing toward groups or individuals, like “all of you northeasterners are insane” and “they always make it about homework grades and school for absolutely no reason like shut the fuck up”.
- Extreme reactions: Responds to issues with intense, punitive fantasies, such as “Give this guy 1 billion allergies and make him homeless for a few decades” and “We should force everyone who does weed to be sent to the university of utah and make them play esports 25/8”.
- Prolonged rumination: Stays stuck on negative sports outcomes, repeatedly revisiting them, e.g. “its been 11 days and im still not over miami losing the national championship” and “i cannot see a map of indiana the same way again because of the natty loss”.
- Social withdrawal: Avoids direct conflict by blocking instead of communicating, as admitted in “im ‘insecure’ i just dont say things about or to the people i dislike because i know ill get fried so i just block instead”.
- Generalizing judgments: Makes broad negative claims about whole groups, such as “the reason i consider most anime fans nowadays to not be nerds is because they literally act the same as slimetok nowadays” and “top 10 most braindead discord servers oat 1: Solarballs official ... 10: Solarballs official”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as smart, introspective, and socially aware in a way that fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. Like Lisa, they care a lot about fairness and how systems treat people, whether it’s school and homework (“teachers assign homework at a nonpalatable, unethical rate and parents do not give children the neccessary freetime for development”) or how adults talk to kids online (“i think people are just stupidense to be stupidense because they tell kids to get off the internet and go outside as if they dont go to school”). Their autism comment (“being autistic sucks because getting to go to events almost always depend on grades (or chores)”) parallels Lisa’s feeling of being out of place despite being gifted and insightful. They also overthink sports outcomes and justice in competition (“indiana only won by luck because miami kept playing around”, “they deserved to win just not this year specifically”), which is very Lisa-like in how she moralizes even games. Finally, their niche creative interests—Homestuck, music, Roblox theories, and imaginative ideas like a Homestuck–Parappa intro (“what if the homestuck animated show had an intro similar to the parappa the rapper 2 intro”)—fit Lisa’s artsy, slightly offbeat nerdiness more than Bart’s pure chaos or Homer’s obliviousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They appear more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly react to others, seek interaction, and comment on public events like sports and online drama rather than private reflection, e.g. hyping crowds and games in “shoutout to this guy infront of me at the game yesterday he had great team spirit” and wanting to join in things like “can i join”. Their interests and humor clearly show Intuition (N): they love speculative, conceptual ideas (Homestuck classpects, Roblox theories, animated show concepts), as in “Roblox miitopia theory” and “what if the homestuck animated show had an intro similar to the parappa the rapper 2 intro…”, focusing on patterns and imaginative scenarios over concrete details. They lean Thinking (T) with blunt, argumentative takes, prioritizing opinions and quasi-logical stances even when emotional, like “i cant take people who shit on people who shit on college football players seriously they’re legal adults” and harsh joking proposals about punishment or rules, e.g. “We should force everyone who does weed to be sent to the university of utah and make them play esports 25/8…”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): spontaneous rants, quickly shifting topics (Homestuck to college football to Maryland counties to YouTube policy), and improvisational memes like “27 21 yeah, im fucking done yeah Tell them we aint fucking with this score we on improvisational lyrics” show flexibility rather than structured planning. The mix of extroverted online presence, abstract theorizing, combative but playful logic, and improvisational, stream-of-consciousness posting aligns most closely with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a rogue of rage Prospit Scoricorn who makes ‘namida gets grounded’ and Homestuck art… if I say something dumb, can I just blame it on my rage player getting distracted by your Newgrounds track ‘Thessaly’?
- You keep coping with Miami losing the natty and tweeting #GoCanes, but hear me out: orange and green are also the colors of rosemary, so maybe the real peak ship is you x me and we rewrite that 27–21 scoreline together.
- You said your teen years should be more free time and less homework—if we graduate from the stress together, can our first act as alumni be a chill Tomodachi Life/Nintendo Direct watch party in Columbia, HoCo?
- You joked about frat parties being cool without drugs or alcohol; I’m just saying, a sober Splatoon session, some Incredibox mods, and complaining about YouTube strikes with you sounds like the exact kind of party I’d actually show up to.
- You’re out here defending Maryland, ranking Solarballs official as the most braindead server 10 times, and inventing ‘buzznames’—let me be your next buzzname: the person who finally gets you over that Miami vs Indiana loss by taking you to a game and cheering louder than that guy in front of you.
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Maryland teen, Homestuck & Splatoon enjoyer, indie music + college football brainrot. Once timed my grief over a Canes loss in days instead of hours.– @du54226625
Your signature cocktail
Rogue of Rage Hurricane
The Rogue of Rage Hurricane is a chaotic, high‑energy drink for someone who can’t stop thinking about the Canes, still “coping with the miami loss” “its been 11 days and im still not over miami losing the national championship” and yelling #GoCanes in orange and green “the canes are goated because they have the same colors as the effects of flombox v1 collywobbles #GoCanes”. Spiced dark rum brings the rage and intensity of a national championship rant “indiana only won by luck because miami kept playing around next championship they need a meaner coach”, while the sour orange & lime blend mirrors their sharp, salty takes on everything from college football to school “teachers assign homework at a nonpalatable, unethical rate and parents do not give children the neccessary freetime for development”. A Mountain Dew reduction syrup nods to their Maryland pride and Dew supremacy “top 0 is maryland we buy more mtn dew then ohio here oh yeah”, adding chaotic gamer‑energy that fits a Homestuck, Splatoon, and Roblox brain. A dash of bitters represents the lingering sting of that IU loss “I don't care who wins the grammy, I'm still mad about the canes losing to the hoosiers!”, while a green melon liqueur mist on top is the playful, bright layer of fandom and art—Homestuck ships, weird goanimate jokes, and experimental music “Whenever i listen to this i imagine an incredibox mod” swirling together. Strong, sour, a little bitter, neon‑colored, and absolutely online—this is a hurricane built for a rogue of rage who lives in Maryland and on the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through bold, confrontational moral stances and a willingness to say extreme things to defend their views. For example, they advocate harsh punishments for people they see as harmful or annoying, like when they say, “Give this guy 1 billion allergies and make him homeless for a few decades with the only money being some bus fare” and “We should force everyone who does weed to be sent to the university of utah and make them play esports 25/8 with two water breaks every 12 hours”, which reflects intense, impulsive "justice" rather than calculated strategy. Their sports loyalty is very passionate and almost crusader-like: “I don't care who wins the grammy, I'm still mad about the canes losing to the hoosiers!” and “indiana only won by luck because miami kept playing around next championship they need a meaner coach” show a fierce, emotional investment and a desire for a tougher, more aggressive response. They also frame internet platforms and institutions in us-vs-them, fight-like terms, as in “Youtube is now on its first strike, if they get all five strikes, WE, the people of the internet will move the rumble XOOOO”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s dramatic, rebellious spirit. While there is some creativity and analysis in their media takes, the dominant pattern is outspoken conviction, emotional intensity, and a readiness to “go to war” over sports, internet culture, and politics—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the calmer loyalty of Hufflepuff.
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Internet Friends - Knife Party
A fitting song for them is Internet Friends by Knife Party, because their online life is loud, chaotic, and meme-heavy in a way that mirrors the song’s frantic, hyper-online energy. They live extremely on the timeline, bouncing from Homestuck to Roblox to Splatoon and sports, like when they joke about a Homestuck intro idea in “what if the homestuck animated show had an intro similar to the parappa the rapper 2 intro…” and call themselves a “stamper main” in their bio. Their posts show a constant barrage of niche fandom takes and exaggerated reactions, such as “IM CRINE” and “oh hell no yall are tripping i am NOT prepared”, which matches the song’s over-the-top, aggressive tone. They also treat internet drama and platforms like a battlefield, e.g. “Youtube is now on its first strike, if they get all five strikes, WE, the people of the internet will move the rumble” and “WE NEED A ROBLOX CONGRESS TO PREVENT STUFF LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING”, paralleling the song’s theme of online obsession spiraling out of control. Overall, the track’s mix of humor, menace, and extremely terminally-online vibes aligns with how they inhabit the internet as a place to yell about college football, fandom, and weird in-jokes all at once.
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