Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, self-aware jokes like “kasjerów nie obchodzi co kupujesz' not me tho, ja pulluje cały tamsy caines worthy monolog w mojej głowie” and “YOU AND YOUR FANCYASS HORSE”.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions and inner thoughts such as “odwodniona, zestresowana, głodna czy kurewsko nieszczęśliwa???” and “...I will carve my own path for myself.”.
- Creative: Shows imaginative flair in lines like bio “it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink” and posts like “MAKING SOME BULLSHIT”.
- Culturally-aware: References literature, media, and culture—Kafka in “w mojej kieszeni tylko gregor samsa”, Mitski in “grinduje bycie top mitski listener”, and Polish culture in “kocham polska kulture”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently engages with friends/oomfs and shared activities, like “ja I @guwnopost rn”, “dziekuej za sunday”, and inviting listeners in “OOMFS NPOP TUNING IN ONE MINUTE!! RADIOEGIDA HIT”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile phrasing toward others, e.g. “mam nadzieje ze banda nastolatków która przeszkadza mi w jedzeniu obiadu wpadnie pod tramwaj” and “ZAJEBIE ICH”.
- Self-destructive: Frequent suicidal or self-harm imagery, like “jeszcze raz zobaczę enjin x zanka to się ZABIJE. mój mozg będzie na SCIANIE.” and “generalnie dzień typu takiego że widać że chciałam się zajebać przed 18stka”.
- Impulsive: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, such as “fuck this job I'd rather [REDACTED]” and the quick flip in “UPDATE TO BYL ZART. JA NIE MOGLAM WEJSC DO ZABKI NANO I SB WKURWILAM”.
- Conflict-prone: Frequently frames things as fights or grudges, e.g. “jezzcze raz zobaczę te dwa padalce z danganronpy przez oomfuw to chyba się do nich przejadę.” and “yall are so fucking weird ngl”.
- Negativity-biased: Leans heavily into complaints and doom-y takes, like “odwodniona, zestresowana, głodna czy kurewsko nieszczęśliwa???” and “fuck this job I'd rather [REDACTED]”, overshadowing positive moments.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, self-aware, artsy overthinker with sharp opinions and a soft underbelly, which aligns closest with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they juggle seriousness about culture and politics with jokey presentation, e.g. the mix of “uś dziennikarstwo coś tam o jakimś prawie mediów?? ja kurwa grinduje bycie top mitski listener” and the half-ironic “kocham polska kulture”. There’s a strong sense of intellectual/creative identity and wanting to carve their own path, as in “...I will carve my own path for myself.” and their radio / journalism references like “local witch spotted in radio egida, tune in godzina 20”. The melodramatic but ultimately humorous way they talk about stress and misery—“odwodniona, zestresowana, głodna czy kurewsko nieszczęśliwa???”—feels very Lisa-coded teen angst. They also show moral and social commentary streaks (critiquing work, culture, and fandom) while still being a little chaotic and niche-obsessed, just like Lisa balancing activism, nerdiness, and being a kid.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: a lot of their life is lived out loud and with others, from radio appearances and public-facing hobbies (“local witch spotted in radio egida, tune in godzina 20”) to constant references to oomfs and friend groups (“dobierasz sb friendgroup na podstawie schizofrenii”, “ja I @guwnopost rn”). They seem strongly iNtuitive, leaning into references, symbolism and conceptual jokes rather than concrete, practical talk, e.g. comparing their veins to glitter pen ink in their bio and posting things like “lem przewidzial 67” and “japierdole dekalog reference”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling‑oriented: tweets center on emotional reactions, empathy or irritation rather than structured logic, such as “odwodniona, zestresowana, głodna czy kurewsko nieszczęśliwa???” and “ludzie zasługują na drobne przyjemnosci a nie oszczędzanie na każdym kroku??”. Finally, they come across as Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and open-ended rather than strictly planned or orderly—for instance, grinding Mitski instead of focusing on studies (“ja kurwa grinduje bycie top mitski listener”), joking about spontaneous self-sabotage (“generalnie dzień typu takiego że widać że chciałam się zajebać przed 18stka”), and frequently shifting focus between interests (radio, games, anime, philosophy jokes). Altogether this mix of loud social energy, abstract humor, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said it’s not blood but glitter gel pen ink in your veins — if I take you out for kebab in Katowice, will you let me sign my name in your notebook in matching color?
- You’re grinding being a top Mitski listener while everyone else studies media law… can I be the pathetic guy in your life you put on a playlist and overanalyze like it’s a philosophy matura question?
- You dream of a herbaciarnia/księgarnia in a small British town, you host on Radio Egida, and you collect weird little moments from trams and Żabka nano — can I apply to be the regular who always ‘accidentally’ runs into you in every one of those locations?
- You pulled Fugue because you’re ‘sick and greedy’, complain about IDV, and mourn your lost kafstelle era — statistically speaking, shouldn’t you be sick and greedy for at least one (1) more disaster, namely: me?
- You, who wants a beautiful dagger, jokes about samobójstwo pod Żabką nano, and still manages perfect eyeliner — if surviving adulthood is a slither.io competitive lobby, can I coil around you and we pretend it’s just ‘water sports with friends’ again?
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Your new Twitter bio
Radio Egida witch-in-training, Mitski scholar, law survivor. Once broke a finger, still showed up for kebab and slither.io tournaments.– @duchherbaciany
Your signature cocktail
Glitter Gel Pen Fizz
This cocktail riffs on their bio that claims “it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink” by using a clear base of dry gin and tea, then literally adding a pinch of edible glitter to turn it into drinkable stationery chaos. The black tea gin nods to their handle and cozy British café dreams in “herbaciarnia, księgarnia in a small city in Britain”, giving a slightly bitter, nerdy backbone. Sparkling yuzu lemonade captures their manic, shitposty energy and sudden excitement in posts like “WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ‼️‼️‼️” and “YAAAY”. The deep purple blackcurrant liqueur represents the dramatic, slightly unhinged streak behind lines such as “jeszcze raz zobaczę enjin x zanka to się ZABIJE. mój mozg będzie na SCIANIE.” and the many joking death threats at exams, jobs and fandom. Finally, the tiny dash of saline is the quiet, salty aftertaste of burnout and frustration in posts like “fuck this job I'd rather [REDACTED]” and “odwodniona, zestresowana, głodna czy kurewsko nieszczęśliwa???”, making the drink complex rather than just cute and sparkly.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They read as sharply observant, hyper-verbal, and very invested in references and media analysis, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. They casually drop cultural and literary references like Dekalog in “japierdole dekalog reference”, Lem in “lem przewidzial 67”, and Kafka in “w mojej kieszeni tylko gregor samsa”, showing they enjoy recognizing and connecting ideas. They treat media tastes like projects to be optimized, joking about “grinduje bycie top mitski listener” in this tweet, which shows a nerdy, stats-and-ranking oriented approach more than pure clout-chasing. Their sense of humor is very meta and analytical, e.g. dissecting cultural patterns like long-running “I hate my wife” jokes in “od LAT w kulturze są żarty typu 'NIENAWIDZE swojej żony!!' ale teraz to jest problem”. Even when frustrated, they frame things through witty commentary and self-aware narrative—like narrating their own dramatics in “generalnie dzień typu takiego że widać że chciałam się zajebać przed 18stka”—which fits Ravenclaw’s mix of introspection and cleverness more than the straightforward ambition of Slytherin or the earnestness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is “Nobody” by Mitski, because their timeline mixes self-deprecating humor, loneliness, and theatrical drama in the same way Mitski’s lyrics do. They openly reference grinding being a top Mitski listener in “uś dziennikarstwo coś tam o jakimś prawie mediów?? ja kurwa grinduje bycie top mitski listener”, which already signals a strong identification with her music and themes. Their posts often swing between dark, suicidal jokes and absurdity, like “jeszcze raz zobaczę enjin x zanka to się ZABIJE. mój mozg będzie na SCIANIE.” and “generalnie dzień typu takiego że widać że chciałam się zajebać przed 18stka”, mirroring the way Nobody turns isolation into something both painful and oddly playful. At the same time, they show a yearning for connection and a slightly melodramatic, romantic view of life, like “...I will carve my own path for myself.” and “herbaciarnia, księgarnia in a small city in Britain”, which matches the song’s blend of despair and dreamy longing. Their glitter-ink aesthetic and chaotic wit – from “it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink” to unhinged food and injury posts like “dla zainteresowanych: złamałam paliczek” – fit perfectly with Mitski’s brand of dramatic, pretty, slightly unhinged sadness that defines Nobody.
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