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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of @ducklivercake fits Homer Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, extremely online and horny, but ultimately self-aware and funny. They constantly procrastinate and ignore responsibilities for games and fandom, like when they say “scrolling pinterest for seth lowell pfp instead of doing work” and “i wanna play genshin but like theres nothing else to do and i need to lock in with work”, which matches Homer ditching work for whatever distracts him. Their messy appetite for desire and hookups shows in tweets like “who wanna fuck”, “slept through 3 hook ups”, and “this just made me hard..”, echoing Homer’s impulsive, pleasure-first instincts. They also mix unhinged humor with sudden sincerity and melodrama, as in “i need a man” and “id have enough pulls by sunday to get ineffa i hope i dont die before that”, similar to Homer’s dramatic emotional swings. Even their reliance on AI in “wait no i have the iq of a fish i need chatgpt” feels very Homer: goofy, self-deprecating, and endearingly clueless while stumbling through modern life.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek social interaction and attention, e.g. asking for community connection and adoption in Genshin circles in “been on genshintwt for like few months now and i still dont belong to a genshintwt gc.. is that even a thing. who wanna adopt ME!” and directly soliciting company or intimacy in “who wanna play ml” and “who wanna fuck”. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they constantly riff on concepts, tropes, ships, and future updates rather than just concrete facts, as in speculative meta takes like “hear me out.. superconduct buff that makes aoe cryo effect super strong but still the same multipliers for physical bc actual physical buff comes on 6.8 onwards” and imaginative jokes like “me turning into butterfly so i can sneak into wangsheng funeral parlor and watch zhongli pee”. They read as Feeling: decisions and opinions are driven by desire, attachment, and emotional reactions more than detached logic, such as “id have enough pulls by sunday to get ineffa i hope i dont die before that” and intense character/ship enthusiasm in “im so excited to play ifaron bineffa team ugh”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they embrace spontaneity and procrastination (e.g. “scrolling pinterest for seth lowell pfp instead of doing work” and “this is so cute but im so lazy to open zzz”), and their planning around pulls is loose and flexible rather than rigid scheduling, illustrated by “just calculated my wishes and i might get ineffa just before this banner ends”. Altogether, the high-energy social presence, imaginative and trope-focused thinking, emotionally charged reactions, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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Genshin/ZZZ enjoyer, part-time theorycrafter, full-time primogem beggar. Once fell asleep through 3 hookups but never missed a banner.– @ducklivercake

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who tweets “who want me” and then immediately spirals back into Genshin brainrot. The vodka infused with chili and lime is for their horny, feral energy and unfiltered thirst, perfectly matching things like “this just made me hard..” and “who wanna fuck”. Blue curaçao gives it that fantasy-game, hydro-cryo, abyss-core color, nodding to their constant Genshin obsession and theorycrafting about teams and buffs, like “ganyu superconduct is meta in 6.7” and “sandrone reviving superconduct on 6.7 the way skirk revived freeze on 5.7”. Calamansi-honey syrup adds a Southeast Asian twist and sweetness that hides the burn, reflecting their third-worlder grind and charm in tweets like “anybody wanna help a third worlder please” and the playful self-deprecation in “gud bai”. The sparkling lychee soda keeps it fizzy and hyper, matching their chaotic timelines, from “slept through 3 hook ups” to being “abt to reach 10k views on my recent tiktok im a fucjen star”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is for the dramatic, convention-ready, serve-on-timeline aesthetic seen in “heres my outfit to gag everyone at #hexenzirkelchella” and “*serves on the tl”, making this drink as extra and attention-grabbing as their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows strong ambition and resourcefulness, especially around games and pulling characters: they meticulously plan primogem income and wishes, e.g. “currently at 40 pity.. 7 free fates + 4 from welk/comms + 2 stygian + 2 from event = 17/18 fates by saturday” and “just calculated my wishes and i might get ineffa just before this banner ends”. They also show pragmatic opportunism and a willingness to use any edge, like “begging irls to give me their genshin log ins so i can do the web event for spare primos” and “anybody wanna help a third worlder please”, which fits Slytherin’s "do what it takes" mentality. Their fixation on specific goals and status (TikTok views, meta teams, rare characters) comes through in posts like “abt to reach 10k views on my recent tiktok im a fucjen star” and “i'm so excited to build ineffa”, emphasizing drive and desire for achievement. While they clearly have wit and humor that could lean Ravenclaw, the dominant throughline is strategic self‑advancement and calculated grinding, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin values.

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Their timeline is loud, dramatic, flirty, and self-aware in a way that fits the over-the-top, slightly unhinged glamour of Primadonna. They joke about being desired and craving attention with posts like “who want me” and “i need a man”, echoing the song’s theme of wanting love, validation, and a bit of chaos. They also treat their gaming pulls and aesthetics like high drama, as seen in “ducklivercake reveals the free cons hes getting next” and “heres my outfit to gag everyone at #hexenzirkelchella”. Even their bio, “aww tysm”, and posts about being a “fucjen star” like “abt to reach 10k views on my recent tiktok im a fucjen star” match Marina’s tongue-in-cheek, self-centered pop persona. Altogether, their mix of thirst, humor, and theatricality lines up well with the character in Primadonna who lives for attention, drama, and being a little extra.

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