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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: passionate, emotionally intense, very online about her interests, and simultaneously ambitious and anxious about academics. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands and causes, they live and breathe music and fandom, from My Chemical Romance to Beatles and Broadway, with tweets like “eu não sei qual seria a minha reação se o mcr tocar demolition lovers e cubicles no mesmo show aqui no brasil” and “imagina o my chemical romance estar em uma praia no nordeste prox semana para desopilar queremos o gerard way de biquíni”. They also show a very Lisa-like sensitivity and pressure around school and tests, for example “passei a manhã toda chorando por causa de vestibular… enfim EU ESTOU MAL” and “gnt pelo visto todo mundo passou em medicina menos eu hj dia da depressão maluca”. Their intense moral judgments and rants about people they find awful mirror Lisa’s strong sense of justice, as in “cara como que pode alguém ser tão desprezível cachorra, miserável, puta, feia, burra, mitomaníaca”. At the same time, they’re very affectionate toward friends and boyfriend, similar to Lisa’s deep loyalty, shown in “eu realmente sinto que todos vcs são meus melhores amigos kkkkkk amo mt 😘🙏🏻” and “amo q ele tá me consolando por eu n ir ao show o my chem o amor existe!”. Overall, the mix of fandom nerdery, academic pressure, righteous indignation, and big, sincere feelings fits Lisa better than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their timeline is highly outward-facing and energized by interaction, suggesting Extroversion: they gush about mutuals and social feedback, e.g. “eu adoro quando vcs moots queridos curtem meus storys no insta. me sinto absurdamente amada”, and share lots of live reactions to shows and fandom discourse rather than private, introspective threads. They show strong iNtuitive traits by fixating on meanings, possibilities, and imagined scenarios instead of concrete details, like reading micro-behaviors into band interactions in “percebam que o gerard se inclinou levemente... ou seja, eles iam se beijar viva os homossexuais” and fantasizing in “imagina o my chemical romance estar em uma praia no nordeste prox semana… queremos o gerard way de biquíni”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-driven: they center emotions and relationships, calling people and things “lindos”, “amo mt”, “to doente de amor” as in “to doente de amor” and openly melting down over exams and concerts in “passei a manhã toda chorando por causa de vestibular… EU ESTOU MAL”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they swing between studying and abandoning physics to cry in “eu parei de estudar física pq eu não conseguia parar de chorar”, and narrate spontaneous mood shifts like “pelo menos vou pra praia amanhã tenho que vencer 1 vez na vida pelo menos”, suggesting a flexible, reactive lifestyle rather than a highly planned, orderly one. Overall, their energetic social presence, imaginative fandom analysis, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity align best with ENFP.

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19 • Liverpool-based Brazilian fangirl balancing med school dreams, beach days & crying over MCR setlists. Once skipped physics to live‑stream a concert.– @dudabarbosz

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with espresso for late-night fandom chaos and study stress, echoing her crying over exams in “passei a manhã toda chorando por causa de vestibular…” and then absolutely losing it over MCR in “MY WAY HOME VAI TOMAR NO CU EU VOU QUEBRAR TUDO AQUI EM CASA NÃO ACREDITO”. Blood orange juice gives it a dramatic, emo hue for the screaming, crying timeline of “EU VOU PARA O CARALHO MESMO NÃO É POSSÍVEL” and “TÔ CHORANDO ELE É MT FOFO VTNCCCCCC😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Passion fruit purée represents her intense, romantic heart, from “to doente de amor” to the boyfriend who takes her to the beach and a fancy restaurant in “tô na praia, passei literalmente o dia inteiro tomando banho de mar com o meu namorado…”. The sea-salt and sugar rim nods to her beach days and bittersweet victories like “pelo menos vou pra praia amanhã tenho que vencer 1 vez na vida pelo menos”. Finally, a dash of bitters stands in for the venomous rants and sharp humor of “cara como que pode alguém ser tão desprezível cachorra, miserável, puta, feia, burra, mitomaníaca” and her mock-threats like “******* way você NÃO é bem vinda no brasil se prepare”, keeping the drink as dramatic and extra as her timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is intensely emotional, confrontational, and impulsive in a way that strongly fits Gryffindor. They openly fantasize about bold, dramatic actions toward people they dislike, e.g. “não tem jeito vai ter que sacrificar” and the threat-like joke “******* way você NÃO é bem vinda no brasil se prepare”, which shows a fiery, combative streak. They wear their heart on their sleeve in extreme ways, like “MY WAY HOME VAI TOMAR NO CU EU VOU QUEBRAR TUDO AQUI EM CASA NÃO ACREDITO” and “TÔ CHORANDO ELE É MT FOFO VTNCCCCCC😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, displaying melodramatic courage in expressing feelings publicly. Even when deeply upset about not getting into medicine, they frame it in a defiant, dramatic way, such as “gnt pelo visto todo mundo passou em medicina menos eu hj dia da depressão maluca” and then turn to passionately supporting the band they love instead. Their protective, almost knight-like attitude toward their faves—defending Gerard and reacting fiercely to perceived wrongs in the fandom—matches Gryffindor’s valor and readiness to fight for what they care about more than the calculating ambition of Slytherin or the quiet loyalty of Hufflepuff.

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They live and breathe My Chemical Romance, constantly reacting to setlists and lives with tweets like “MY WAY HOME VAI TOMAR NO CU EU VOU QUEBRAR TUDO AQUI EM CASA NÃO ACREDITO” and “não acredito que ele tá cantando summertime. tchau vou desativar tudo adeus”. Famous Last Words is about refusing to give up even when things feel crushing, which fits their emotional resilience through academic stress and disappointment, like “passei a manhã toda chorando por causa de vestibular… enfim EU ESTOU MAL” and “gnt pelo visto todo mundo passou em medicina menos eu hj dia da depressão maluca”. Despite these lows, they still find joy and love—whether in fandom or in their relationship, seen in “tô na praia… amo q ele tá me consolando por eu n ir ao show o my chem o amor existe!”. The song’s defiant chorus, "I am not afraid to keep on living," mirrors how they keep engaging passionately with music, friends, and life even when they feel overwhelmed. Their dramatic, heartfelt stan energy—seen in “EU VOU PARA O CARALHO MESMO NÃO É POSSÍVEL” and “EU NÃO TÔ BEM”—makes this track a perfect emotional anthem for them.

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