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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, antagonistic, and thriving on elaborate, mean-spirited pranks. Nearly every tweet is a roast or insult, often gleefully over the top, like calling someone “ugly ass mf” and mocking their body in “ugly ass mf wants that inverted triangle tea so bad but he just has a fat head, a rectangle body and a dream 😭” and clowning a bad angle in “literally no bad angle shows a bad angle”. They show a kind of obsessive, trollish fixation on Hudson, repeating a vendetta as a bit in posts like “i wake up, end hudson i take a shit, end hudson i make breakfast, end hudson i’m driving, end hudson i’m bathing, end hudson”. Like Bart, they weaponize humor and irreverence rather than introspection, turning everything into a joke, from made-up "scientific names" in “me eating the hudson upper lip fruit [scientific name: hudsillus nolipdica]” to slapstick visuals in “this cop jizzes out hudson endings” me asf:. Even their bio, “follow for fugson endings,” mirrors Bart’s prankster identity: a self-aware troublemaker who exists to stir the pot and entertain through chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show a highly outward, performative focus consistent with Extraversion (E): their entire account is built around public call‑outs, in‑jokes, and constant engagement with fandom discourse, like when they rally others with memes such as “throw some hudson in the air to end fugson” and “i wake up, end hudson i take a shit, end hudson…”. Their humor and attacks are driven by patterns and implications rather than just surface facts, showing Intuition (N); for instance, they connect fandom behavior to broader politics and power dynamics in tweets like “so americans cant be zionist? korean magas dont exist?” and “joking about killing women and children for some mediocre white guy heated rivalry fans, ur dumbassery and misogny are unmatched”. The user is sharply critical and uses derisive, logic‑framed takedowns more than conciliatory language, reflecting Thinking (T)—for example, they pick apart arguments with lines like “the picture is contradicting your statement dear” and “‘It’s the perspective’ Well no. The og photo is taken straight forward…”. Their feed is chaotic, reactive, and opportunistic rather than scheduled or orderly, fitting Perceiving (P); they jump on new information (like the MAGA girlfriend or Letterboxd account) as it appears, e.g. “The account that exposed Hudson’s letterbox account and MAGA girlfriend… She’s a creep but also VERY reliable.” and mix serious call‑outs with spontaneous jokes and memes such as “me eating the hudson upper lip fruit [scientific name: hudsillus nolipdica]”. Taken together—the aggressive public debating, pattern‑spotting, relentless mocking, and improvisational meme style—this profile most closely matches ENTP.

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Full-time Hudson critic, part-time head-size analyst. Once got suspended for a punchline, came back with more screenshots and sharper captions.– @dudsonsender

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Overproof rye whiskey stands for how aggressively they go after Hudson, like when they say “i wake up, end hudson i take a shit, end hudson…”, giving the drink a strong, no-days-off energy. Sharp yuzu juice captures their cutting, merciless eye for visuals, dragging him as “an ugly ass wasian” and mocking his proportions in “just look at the head size difference 😭”. The charcoal-black salted rim reflects the dark, almost apocalyptic humor of lines like “the doctors have brought you back alive to a world where hudson williams still lives”. Spicy ginger syrup mirrors how they scorch everyone in range, from calling him a “queerbaiting pedophilic misogynist” to saying he should be “registered as a sex offender”. The neon-pink egg-white foam is the playful, over-the-top fandom veneer—still very online and camp—like titling him “Queen of Sharts” in “Hudson Williams as the Queen of Sharts in ‘Alice in Fujoland’” while gleefully declaring “guess who’s free from twitter jail?”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is driven by a relentless, targeted campaign to undermine a specific public figure, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ruthless focus and willingness to use any rhetorical weapon available. They frame their entire online persona around "ending" Hudson, as seen in “i wake up, end hudson i take a shit, end hudson i make breakfast, end hudson i’m driving, end hudson i’m bathing, end hudson” and “if hudson thinks, i disagree if hudson speaks, i ignore if hudson fails, i'm happy if the world is against hudson, i am with the world if hudson has no haters, i’m dead if hudson has an upper lip, the world does not exist”, showing obsessive, almost strategic dedication rather than spontaneous outrage. Their attacks are often calculated and mocking rather than purely emotional, such as dissecting fan defenses with lines like “‘now let’s post unedited version’ ‘there’s no actual original photo’ ?? so which is it 😭 this photo so ugly, they’re deciding it doesn’t exist anymore” and “‘It’s the perspective’ Well no. The og photo is taken straight forward... He’s truly just fat headed 😭”, which show analytical teardown used as a weapon. They also display opportunistic resourcefulness by amplifying evidence that damages Hudson’s image, like referencing another account’s receipts in “The account that exposed Hudson’s letterbox account and MAGA girlfriend… She’s a creep but also VERY reliable.” and tying him to politics in “NetanyaHU = HUdson”, leveraging any angle that furthers their anti-Hudson agenda. While there is some loyalty to their in-group (e.g., defending Huening Kai in “im confident in kai’s beauty unlike you and the hudson fans that are insecure abt hudsons visuals…”), it is weaponized in service of rivalry rather than gentle solidarity. Overall, the combination of fixation on an adversary, strategic use of information, and cutting, status-focused rhetoric is far more characteristic of Slytherin than of the other houses.

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A song about elaborate, petty vengeance and rebuilding an identity around a grudge fits them perfectly. Their entire persona is centered on ending Hudson, as shown in their bio “follow for fugson endings” and tweets like “i wake up, end hudson i take a shit, end hudson i make breakfast, end hudson i’m driving, end hudson i’m bathing, end hudson”. The dramatic, almost theatrical hate-campaign energy mirrors the song’s gleeful score‑settling, visible in posts such as “if hudson thinks, i disagree if hudson speaks, i ignore if hudson fails, i'm happy if the world is against hudson, i am with the world if hudson has no haters, i’m dead if hudson has an upper lip, the world does not exist”. They also revel in comebacks and receipts, like “let's ask the audience, shall we?” and “this bio is taking me tf out”, echoing the song’s self-aware villain role. Much like the track, their timeline is a mix of dark humor, obsessive focus on one enemy, and a theatrical sense of personal justice.

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