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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deeply loving: Constantly expresses strong affection and longing for their boyfriend in tweets like “i miss you idk what to do i miss you” and “i love you”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings about depression, anxiety, and boredom, such as “everything is so boring all the time” and “i need to die right nlw”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes impacts of their issues, like acknowledging their eating disorder hurting their life and relationship in “my eating disorder destroy my physical health and my mental health but it also destroys my relationship AND my sex life”.
- Apologetic: Takes responsibility and apologizes in conflicts, as seen in “im sorry i shouldnt have argued over nothing im sorry” and “i miss you and im sorry”.
- Darkly humorous: Uses sharp, cynical humor even about distress and life situations, like “i be thinking tattoos r scary cus they're permanent then i cut myself” and “if u climb mount Everest i think ur sub human”.
Weaknesses:
- Racist views: Expresses explicit anti-Black and anti-brown sentiment in tweets like “ive done a lot of things in my life but at least ive never dated a black person” and “this would be betger if she wasnt brown”.
- Appearance-obsessed: Focuses intensely on weight and looks, calling themselves and others ugly or fat in tweets like “ill never be thin”, “WRONG! I WAS FAT AND UGLY”, and “i hate ugly people”.
- Self-destructive: Talks about self-harm, extreme dieting, and wanting to die in posts like “i need to die”, “ate four oreos and decided the whole day was fucked and I should binge”, and “i luv visible scars they're hot idgaf”.
- Violent rhetoric: Uses extreme violent language toward others, such as “everyone in that vid should be publicly executed” and “they are both evil for being alive”.
- Dependency issues: Frames their emotional stability almost entirely around their boyfriend, repeating “i miss you” and expressing that life feels pointless without him in tweets like “what am i supposed to do with myself all the time everything is boring and i miss you”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, but in a much darker, more online-poisoned form. Like Lisa, they’re hyper self-aware and prone to intense introspection and guilt, shown in tweets like “thinking about all the pain ive caused you makes me sick im so sorry” and “im sorry i shouldnt have argued over nothing im sorry”. Their ongoing mental health struggles, medication comments, and boredom with life—“everything is so boring all the time”, “i wish seroquel didnt make me sleep so much but if i take a lower dose im not able to fall asleep at all”—mirror Lisa’s depressive, overthinking side. The obsessive, idealized love for their boyfriend—“i miss being near you more than anything… i know we'll come together again i just miss it”—is similar to how Lisa fixates intensely on relationships and ideals. Even their moralistic but often harsh judgments of others, such as “so many men have undiagnosed eating disorders”, echo Lisa’s tendency to lecture and critique the world, just filtered through a far more jaded, hostile online persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world centers on one person and inner feelings rather than broad social life, repeatedly posting about missing their boyfriend and boredom when alone, e.g. “what am i supposed to do with myself all the time everything is boring and i miss you” and “i miss being near you more than anything even when shit was horrible we were still together we could still hold each other”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they focus on meaning, memories, and emotional narratives over concrete detail, like “i remember so many things so vividly about us being irl (positive) it jusg makes me miss you more” and global, idealistic takes such as “no one understands what a revolution implies millions of people including children would die america would be a lawless land”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, with self-worth and morality framed emotionally: “thinking about all the pain ive caused you makes me sick im so sorry” and self-directed value judgments like “ive gained weight because i am evil and not pure of heart”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life feels unstructured and reactive (bingeing, sleep issues, last‑minute stress) rather than planned, shown by “stressed abt the call tmrw homework due on Wednesday and im chopped what's the point of anything” and “binge ate for the third day in a row but at least im not drinking”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealization of love, self-sacrificial language, and chaotic day‑to‑day functioning best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘I miss you’ like it’s a full‑time job; if I become the guy you’re missing, does that make me your healthiest coping mechanism after sleeping?
- You said you won’t exercise even if you wanna lose weight—perfect, we can both get our cardio from running through each other’s minds and doing mental gymnastics over our eating disorders instead.
- You remember being IRL with your boyfriend so vividly and it makes you miss him more; I don’t wanna replace that, but I’d love to be the person future‑you looks back on and thinks, ‘even when shit was horrible, at least we were holding each other.’
- You said climbing Mount Everest makes someone sub‑human—lucky for you I’m extremely human, zero mountains climbed, but I would scale your not-brushing-teeth-for-a-month depression arc like it’s my personal character development quest.
- You talk about wanting to look like a blue‑black‑haired vampire and loving visible scars; if you’re undead and unbothered, can I be the guy who brings you snacks between binges and makes sure the only thing you wanna publicly execute is our shared boredom?
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Full-time overthinker, part-time student of sleep and cereal. Currently mastering long-distance love, messy feelings, and unfinished homework.– @dumbfo1d
Your signature cocktail
The I Miss You Sero-quill
The vodka base comes straight from their cabinet and their coping attempts, like when they said “i bought vodka just to not drink it i thought i was gonna b done with the bottle within a week”, giving the drink a strong but numbed core. Coffee liqueur or cold brew captures the exhausted, restless nights and medicated sleep schedule, echoing “GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW IM BORED AND I HATE WAITING WHY CANT SEROQUEL WORK IMMEDIATELY” and “my healthiest coping mechanism is sleeping”. The pink grapefruit soda or lemonade is sharp, sweet, and slightly bitter, like their mix of romantic devotion and self-loathing, showing up in tweets like “i love you” and then immediately “i need to die right nlw”. A dash of saline represents the quiet, constant tears and the way everything feels overwhelming and flavor-intense, as in “everything is so boring all the time” and “it's so fucking over it's over it's over it's over”. Finally, whipped cream with blackberry syrup drizzle makes it look soft, cute, and a bit dramatic on top—like their aesthetic and clingy devotion in “i miss being near you more than anything… i just miss it” and the endless chorus of “i miss you”, hiding a very intense drink under something sweet and pretty.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for @dumbfo1d is Happier Than Ever because it captures intense relationship longing, resentment, and self-destructive tendencies all at once. Their timeline is dominated by missing their boyfriend, like “i miss being near you more than anything even when shit was horrible we were still together we could still hold each other i know we'll come together again i just miss it” and “im still so sad i was asleep when u were streaming i miss you”, mirroring the song’s shift from quiet hurt to explosive emotion. The song’s themes of mental struggle and unhealthy coping resonate with posts such as “my healthiest coping mechanism is sleeping”, “i need to die right nlw”, and “i be thinking tattoos r scary cus they're permanent then i cut myself”. Their fixation on appearance and self-hatred, seen in “i need to lose ten pounds yesterday” and “ill never be thin”, also fits the song’s undercurrent of insecurity and emotional volatility. Even their bio, “I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND IF UR NOT MY BOYFRIEND JUMP OFF A CLIFF U R WORTHLESS,” echoes the song’s extreme, all-or-nothing emotional tone.
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