Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes own flaws, like giving friendship advice despite feeling bad at friendships in “giving people friendship advice as if im not horrible at making and keeping friends”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and irony, such as “drinking lemonade just for the sexual thrill” and “all i do is read yaoi and play games i need to be shot”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently plays and coordinates with others, e.g. “teaching oomf how to kite Im emotional” and inviting people to play in “someone play idv with me”.
- Responsible: Shows concern about boundaries and age, e.g. “DONTNFOLLOW ME IF YOURE UNDER 15” and discomfort when a 13-year-old follows in “why did a 13 year old just follow me”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares feelings about stress, joy, and embarrassment, like “accidentally emoted at the hunter while kiting.and died right after immso embarrassed” and “i just shed tears i love you”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Admits putting things off, such as “procrastinating hearting a message because im too lazy to open the chat” and delaying password organization in “tomorrow iwill go out and buy a notebook to write down all my passwords”.
- Self-deprecating: Often puts self down, e.g. “all i do is read yaoi and play games i need to be shot” and “sorry for idvtweeting i have nothing going on in my life”.
- Impulsive: Acts without planning, such as “accidentally used all my dices” and considering abandoning the account in “thinking of abandoning this account follow my priv”.
- Tone-misreading: Struggles with interpreting others’ messages, as admitted in “its very hard for me to read tone over text i assume everythings a joke”.
- Emotional-reactivity: Strong emotional swings and frustration, like ragequitting in “kept getting the first kite in duos so i ragequit” and dramatic stress over work in “its confirmed ill work at a hotel in summer FUCKKKKKKKKKK”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, but ultimately good‑hearted. Like Bart, they treat life as a series of bits and overreactions, from skipping class because they’re on their period in “skipping unj tomorrow because im on my period i deserve this” to raging about game mishaps in “EVERYTIME I PLAY DUOS I GET THE FIEST KITR AND ITS ALWAYS FUCKING FOOLS GOLD IM.GOING TO LOSE MT.MIND”. They have a teasing, slightly menacing humor, evident in things like “my duo has to die with me im not going alone.” and “drinking lemonade just for the sexual thrill”. At the same time, there’s a soft, social side — they care about friends and online connections despite the joking bravado, as shown in “giving people friendship advice as if im not horrible at making and keeping friends” and the way they wait for friends to finish work so they can game in “waiting for oomfs shift to end so we can play idv never felt more unemployed”. This mix of mischief, dramatics, and underlying warmth is very Bart-coded, more than the comparatively studious Lisa or the more responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most of their enjoyment is in solitary or small-group activities like gaming and reading, e.g. “all i do is read yaoi and play games i need to be shot” and “someone play idv with me”, plus discomfort with unknown followers on their priv: “someone requested my priv but i dont recognize them #scared”. They are strongly Sensing: they constantly reference bodily states and concrete details—period, headaches, hunger, car sickness, snow, money, packing, lectures—rather than abstract theories, e.g. “taking painkillers on an empty stomach is worse than the headache itself” and “i have been humgry all day i ate and im still hungry”. Their style is clearly Feeling over Thinking: they react emotionally, worry about how others see them, and phrase things in terms of love/embarrassment, like “giving people friendship advice as if im not horrible at making and keeping friends” and “would you guys still love me if i stopped getting hit tweets”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life is spontaneous, messy, and procrastination-heavy—“i have to wake ip earl y and pack its currently 5 am” and “procrastinating hearting a message because im too lazy to open the chat”—and they often change plans or act on impulse, like skipping class because of mood/comfort: “skipping unj tomorrow because im on my period i deserve this”. This combination of private, feeling-driven, sensory, in-the-moment tweeting best fits ISFP: an introverted, emotionally expressive, experience-focused, flexible type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting “someone play idv with me” and “teaching oomf how to kite”… so when are you gonna teach me to kite, or are you already busy kiting around the fact that I’m trying to ask you out?
- You said you’re drinking lemonade just for the sexual thrill—if that’s the bar, imagine what we could do with a shared hot chocolate made with protein milk and terrible life choices.
- You complain about always getting first kite in duos, but honestly? If we duo, you can kite the hunter and I’ll kite your heart rate—at least one of us will be good at decoding feelings.
- You said all you do is read yaoi and play games and that you ‘need to be shot’—counter-offer: I just sit next to you while you read yaoi and queue IDV, occasionally handing you blueberries and pretending this counts as a healthy relationship.
- You’re out here worrying about losing your hit tweets, but I followed you after the ‘cant believe I’ll never find out who’s bookmarking my posts’ arc—trust me, I’m not here for the numbers, I’m here for the unhinged live commentary on your period, your septum, and your 9am lectures.
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Your new Twitter bio
Hayden • 18 • uni student who games, overthinks, and loses ear piercings. Currently juggling IDV ranks, yaoi recs, and remembering my passwords.– @dumbhusky1028
Your signature cocktail
The Periodic IDV Skip
This cocktail starts with spiked pink lemonade because they literally drink lemonade 'for the sexual thrill' in “drinking lemonade just for the sexual thrill”, and it matches their dramatic, oversharing vibe about skipping uni for their period in “skipping unj tomorrow because im on my period i deserve this”. A sharp espresso shot captures their chaotic sleep schedule and 9 a.m. lecture struggle in “i have to wake ip earl y and pack its currently 5 am” and “going to sleep now 9 am lecture tomorrow 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢”. Blueberry syrup nods to them trying to be healthy in “eating blueberries Lets be healthy with mama” even though they admit 'all i do is read yaoi and play games' in “all i do is read yaoi and play games i need to be shot”. A layer of protein milk foam references their domestic chaos in “can i use protein milk to make hot chocolate”, adding a weird but cozy twist that mirrors their experimental, slightly feral energy. Finally, a snowflake sugar rim represents their yearning for winter in “watching everyone complain about snow knowing i havent seen it in 7 years😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭 i yearn to play in the snow”, giving the drink a sweet, chilly finish that matches their mix of whining, humor, and soft-heartedness.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show very strong social loyalty and attachment to their online circle, joking about feeling like a desperate ex when trying to reconnect and still caring who bookmarks their posts: “theyre still bookmarking my tweets” and “i feel like a desperate ex”. Their patience and willingness to help friends comes through in gaming contexts, like “teaching oomf how to kite Im emotional” and “giving people friendship advice as if im not horrible at making and keeping friends”, where they support others even while self-deprecating. They’re also notably fair and boundary-setting rather than purely confrontational, e.g. “DONTNFOLLOW ME IF YOURE UNDER 15”, which is about keeping a safe, appropriate space rather than drama. Their tweets emphasize everyday struggles, work, and health over grand ambition or intellectualism: they complain about headaches and still push through (“taking painkillers on an empty stomach is worse than the headache itself”) and talk about future summer work at a hotel with resignation rather than excitement for status (“its confirmed ill work at a hotel in summer FUCKKKKKKKKKK”). Overall, the combination of loyalty to friends, helpfulness, and grounded, low-ego lifestyle concerns fits Hufflepuff more convincingly than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus. Their timeline is full of self-deprecating, chaotic student life and oversharing, like skipping class because of their period in “skipping unj tomorrow because im on my period i deserve this” and complaining about early lectures in “going to sleep now 9 am lecture tomorrow 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢”. The song’s theme of being a slightly messy, awkward young person who doesn’t quite have it together matches tweets like “all i do is read yaoi and play games i need to be shot” and “MILKING MY FREE TIME IM GOING TO BE A BUM FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT”. Their dramatic reactions to small life events (e.g. “about to throw up i hate car eides” and “i have been humgry all day i ate and im still hungry”) mirror the melodramatic, humorous tone of the song. Plus, their mix of gaming, fandom, and social awkwardness—like “giving people friendship advice as if im not horrible at making and keeping friends”—fits perfectly with the song’s narrative of a nerdy, slightly out-of-place teen just trying to exist.
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