dumbtlesbian
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: All‑caps excitement like “YAYYYYY… LETSGOOOO” shows high enthusiasm
- Creative: Posts sketches, keychains and fan art, e.g., “I got shuukura keychains!!”
- Open: Explicitly states identity and transition goals, e.g., “im lesbian”, “Transition goals”
- Community‑oriented: Engages at conventions and replies, e.g., “Replygirling my way into friendships lfg”
- Humorous: Uses sarcastic exaggeration, e.g., “I got the sudden urge that i want someone to beat me up”
Weaknesses:
- Volatile: Frequent extreme caps and outbursts, e.g., “I HATE THEM SO MUCH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD”
- Guilt‑ridden: Shows eating guilt and body concerns, e.g., “i gotta get in the gym again… i feel too guilty”
- Self‑critical: Calls self a loser, e.g., “just call me a fucking loser Spotify DJ”
- Hate speech: Uses derogatory language toward groups, e.g., “THESE BITCHES GAAAYYYYYYYYYY”
- Suicidal thoughts: Mentions self‑harm, e.g., “What if I kms” and “Got so depressed…”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson best matches @dumbtlesbian because both are highly intelligent, academically driven, and socially conscious. The user’s bio lists a computer systems engineer and a love for Yuri, echoing Lisa’s love of learning and progressive values, as seen in tweets like "im lesbian" and "I LOVE YOU BAIHEVERSE THANK YOUUUUUUU". Their emotional intensity and occasional depressive thoughts, such as "What if I kms" and "I got the sudden urge that i want someone to beat me up", reflect Lisa’s occasional feelings of isolation and anxiety. Both also display enthusiastic excitement over things they love, evident in "YAYYYYYYYYYYY LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THEEM SMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAA". Finally, the user’s habit of deep‑dive fandom and reading, for example "I need to reread shuukura" and "I love Amy because #needthat", mirrors Lisa’s passion for books and culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Jade’s tweets are lively, often seeking feedback and sharing excitement, such as 'YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THEEM SMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAA' and asking 'What would be a good shuukura tattoo?', indicating an extroverted style. She frequently focuses on abstract connections between series and future plot twists, e.g., 'If you guys think that reading GTB makes me go crazy y’all should've seen me while reading shuukura, I actually went feral some chapters,' which aligns with an intuitive preference. Her decisions are driven by personal feelings and empathy, seen in statements like 'I got so depressed that my cat hasn’t left my side' and 'I hate them so much,' reflecting a feeling orientation. She rarely shows strict planning, preferring spontaneity and reacting to the moment, as in 'i should be working honestly im bored' and 'should i do a strawpage, also what are strawpages even for,' pointing to a perceiving lifestyle. Overall, these patterns suggest an ENFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I might not be a scanlator, but I promise I'd never miss a panel when I'm with you—especially if it’s a Shuukura chapter we can binge together.
- Are you a network glitch at the convention? Because every time I see you, my heart drops packets and I need a reboot… maybe we can troubleshoot it over coffee?
- If I were Miyagi and you were Sendai, our love story would be the ultimate yuri series—no breakdowns, just endless chapters and perfect sync.
- As a computer systems engineer, I know how to debug—so tell me, what’s the best way to fix a system that keeps crashing whenever you’re around?
- You said you want a haircut that screams lesbian—how about we both get a fresh cut, hit the convention floor together, and let our cats be the cutest sidekicks while we share a yuri marathon?
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Systems engineer, trans woman, Yuri aficionado, ShuuKura collector – surviving conventions on coffee & Wi‑Fi chaos. 23 | She/Her– @dumbtlesbian
Your signature cocktail
Miyagi's Matcha Meltdown
The Miyagi's Matcha Meltdown is a wild, pink‑and‑green concoction that captures Jade’s love of anime, her fierce energy, and her foodie cravings. The matcha‑infused vodka nods to her obsession with "Green Tea Bitch" and the "Miyagi" characters ("These lines really make me believe Miyagi is just straight up autistic"). The bright strawberry purée celebrates her pride and the tweet "im lesbian". A splash of jalapeño‑tequila gives the "fire" she raves about when she says "a lot of edits of the trolley ai thing appearing on my fyp, honestly grok just fucking spit fire on it". Finally, a swirl of coconut cream softens the mix like the comfort of "mom made a bit of lasagna omfgg" and the bubbly sake fizz mirrors her "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THEEM SMMMMMM" excitement.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s bio lists them as a computer systems engineer, which shows a strong intellectual focus. Their many tweets demonstrate a deep engagement with complex storylines and analysis, for example "If you guys think that reading GTB makes me go crazy y’all should've seen me while reading shuukura, I actually went feral some chapters". They also frequently discuss character insights, such as "These lines really make me believe Miyagi is just straight up autistic". This curiosity, love of learning, and analytical commentary align with Ravenclaw values.
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
The user openly declares "im lesbian" and "Lesbian and sad", showing a strong LGBTQ+ identity that aligns with the empowerment theme of "Born This Way". Their bio and tweets also mention trans identity and self‑acceptance ("Transition goals", "Si no me veo así a los dos años de hormonas me doy un tiro"), echoing the song's lyrics about being proud of who you are. The mix of emotional highs ("YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THEEM SMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAA") and lows ("What if I kms") mirrors the song's message of embracing both joy and struggle. The line "Don’t be a drag, just be a queen" resonates with their declaration of being a "self made woman/j". Therefore, "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga captures their vibrant, defiant, and occasionally conflicted self‑expression.
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