Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly recognizes and names complex feelings, like when they say they’ve been relatively well and reflect on self-harm patterns in “Acho que tenho estado relativamente bem, não me corto vai fazer dois meses…”.
- Deeply-affectionate: Shows strong care and tenderness toward people they love, such as expressing intense love for Vittorino in “I really love Vittorino, I could explode at any moment because of him” and wanting every birthday to be special in “Se depender de mim, cada aniversário dele vai ser inesquecível”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about their own behavior and treatment progress, like acknowledging a change from frequent self-harm to feeling improvement in “isso é bom pois eu tava numa época tão ruim que era a semana toda me mutilando, eu estou vendo melhora no tratamento depois de anos”.
- Loyal: Shows strong commitment to friends and loved ones, illustrated by worrying about Nicko’s suffering in “Eu amo tanto o nicko, ver ele sofrer assim me dá vontade de chorar” and caring about not making someone smoke again in “eu não quero que ele colte a fumar”.
- Honest: Communicates mental health struggles very directly instead of hiding them, as seen in posts like “Eu penso em suicídio” and “Eu sou um doente compulsivo e nojento, eu quero acabar com a minha vida…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently expresses suicidal ideation and comfort in the idea of dying, such as in “O que me conforta é saber que em algum momento eu vou me matar” and “Eu penso em suicídio”.
- Harsh-selfimage: Speaks very negatively about themselves and their body, like “Eu sou um doente compulsivo e nojento” and “Eu to tão gordo”.
- Compulsive-coping: Mentions compulsive self-harm and shifting between unhealthy vices, such as “me cortando compulsivamente” and thoughts of replacing one addiction with another in “Talvez eu comece a trocar um vício por outro”.
- Rageful-resentment: Expresses intense anger and violent wishes toward people who hurt them, as in “quero que esses filhos da puta morram num acidente e tenham caixão lacrado”.
- Isolation-prone: Feels abandoned and unseen by others, fueling loneliness, shown in “eu tomando no cu todo dia, me cortando compulsivamente, e eles lá bonitinhos fingindo que eu nunca existi pra eles” and “As vezes eu queria sumir”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, emotionally complex, and often feels isolated despite caring deeply for others. This user shows a lot of self-awareness and inner turmoil, talking openly about mental health, like when they say things such as “I think I’ve been relatively okay, I haven’t cut myself in almost two months and honestly I don’t even want to cut that much anymore…” and “I don’t want to live anymore, fuck, I can’t stand being in this body”, which mirrors Lisa’s episodes of depression and feeling trapped by her circumstances. Like Lisa, they balance attachment and vulnerability with anger and frustration, for instance “I hate remembering them all the time, I want those sons of bitches to die in an accident and have a closed casket” alongside tender devotion to someone they love, as in “I really love Vittorino, I could explode at any moment because of him”. Their sensitivity to triggers and boundaries, shown in “I don’t know what makes me so triggered when friends talk about pornography with me”, and their struggle to be ‘strong’ all the time, as in “I don’t want to be strong all the time, it’s exhausting”, strongly echo Lisa’s constant fight to maintain her values and emotional stability in a world that overwhelms her. Finally, their fierce loyalty and protective feelings toward someone they care about, like “I love him so much it hurts to see him so bad”, parallel Lisa’s deep, sometimes painful empathy for the people she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly introvert (I): most tweets are about their inner world, mental health, and a very small social circle rather than going out or seeking broad attention, e.g. “Eu não quero mais ser forte o tempo todo, isso cansa” and “As vezes eu queria sumir”. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N) and emotional rather than concrete and practical; they ruminate on meaning, identity and future (suicide, recovery, friendships) instead of just describing surface details, like “O que me conforta é saber que em algum momento eu vou me matar” and “Acho que finalmente vou melhorar”. The strong feeling (F) preference shows in how they judge themselves and others in deeply emotional, value‑laden terms, e.g. “Eu me sinto a pior pessoa do mundo” and intense attachment like “Eu amo ele tanto que dói em mim ver ele tão mal”. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they describe impulsive behavior, difficulty with discipline and structure, and ‘just doing things’ even if they regret it later, as in “Eu não faço calculos, eu simplesmente COMPRO A BONECA e se eu me arrepender EU ENGULO O SENTIMENTO” and the struggle with compulsive self‑harm in “Eu não tive a capacidade se ficar limpo por um dia des do dia 24”. Altogether, a highly emotional, introspective, idealistic, and somewhat chaotic inner life with strong attachment to people and fictional characters fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘simply BUY THE DOLL and swallow the regret’—how about you simply date me and I’ll help you unbox the feelings instead?
- You’re over there screaming ‘8/11 DAY YAYAYYAYYA’ and I’m over here like: can we make it 8/11 + 1 so we’ve got a day that’s just Vittorino and me?
- You once tweeted that staying sober is complicated… lucky for you, I’m absolutely intoxicating and 100% legal as a coping mechanism.
- You said you’d light your cigarette on his but don’t want him to smoke again—so let me be the lighter: no nicotine, just a slow burn crush on you.
- You talked about not self-harming for almost two months and seeing improvement—honestly, that strength is incredibly attractive; I don’t want your scars, I want your next safe, soft morning where I get to be the person you vent to instead of the blade.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
17 • he/they/it • slowly trading bad habits for softer ones • once bought a doll on impulse and decided regret was not an option– @DumbVittorino
Your signature cocktail
Boyflux Bleeding Heart Fizz
The smoky mezcal shot stands in for their on‑again, off‑again relationship with self‑destructive habits and cigarettes, echoing “Pensando em descontar meus vícios em cigarro” and “Ficar sóbrio é tão complicado”. Aperol’s bitter orange captures that sharp, resentful edge when they talk about others, like “Eu odeio muito lembrar deles o tempo todo, quero que esses filhos da puta morram num acidente e tenham caixão lacrado”, but it’s still bright and social. Blackberry syrup is the dark, sweet heart underneath all the pain, reflecting how deeply they love, as in “Eu amo tanto o nicko, ver ele sofrer assim me dá vontade de chorar” and their obsessive affection in “I really love Vittorino, I could explode at any moment because of him”. Sparkling tonic water gives an experimental fizz that matches their yume/811 fandom chaos and dramatic outbursts like “Eu sou um doente compulsivo e nojento, eu quero acabar com a minha vida”, turning heaviness into theatrical bubbles. Finally, lime juice with a pinch of sea salt represents their raw honesty and recovery arc—sour but cleansing—mirroring “acho que tenho estado relativamente bem, não me corto vai fazer dois meses… eu estou vendo melhora no tratamento depois de anos” and the quiet exhaustion of “Eu to cansado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense loyalty and emotional commitment to people they care about, even when it hurts. For example, the way they talk about ‘him’ and birthdays in “Se depender de mim, cada aniversário dele vai ser inesquecível” and “Eu amo ele tanto que dói em mim ver ele tão mal” reflects a deeply Hufflepuff kind of devotion and care. Their yume/self-insert love is described with overwhelming, steady feeling in “I really love Vittorino, I could explode at any moment because of him #yumeship…”, again emphasizing enduring affection over glory or status. Even amid self‑hatred and exhaustion, they keep trying to endure and get better, as seen in “Acho que tenho estado relativamente bem, não me corto vai fazer dois meses… eu estou vendo melhora no tratamento depois de anos”, which shows perseverance rather than dramatic heroism or cold ambition. Their pain over friendships and being ignored in “Eu tomando no cu todo dia, me cortando compulsivamente, e eles lá bonitinhos fingindo que eu nunca existi pra eles” reads as someone whose core wound is broken loyalty and belonging, a very Hufflepuff axis. Overall, their defining traits are devotion, emotional reliability, and a desire to be there for others, aligning most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures intrusive self-destructive thoughts and a complicated relationship with one’s own body and mind. They repeatedly express suicidal ideation and a morbid sense of comfort in it, like when they say “O que me conforta é saber que em algum momento eu vou me matar” and “Eu penso em suicídio”, echoing the song’s haunting dialogue with one’s inner monster. Their intense self-hatred and dysphoria in “Eu não aguento mais viver, puta merda eu não aguento mais estar nesse corpo” and “Eu sou um doente compulsivo e nojento, eu quero acabar com a minha vida…” mirrors the song’s themes of feeling like a threat to oneself. The track’s dark, obsessive tone also fits with their struggles with self-harm and addiction, seen in tweets like “Eu não tive a capacidade se ficar limpo por um dia des do dia 24” and “Ficar sóbrio é tão complicado”. At the same time, their deep, painful love for others—such as “Eu amo ele tanto que dói em mim ver ele tão mal”—matches the song’s underlying vulnerability beneath its horror aesthetic.
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