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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: creative, introspective, a bit neurotic, and deeply fixated on their special interests. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, this user throws themselves into fandom and writing, constantly talking about Acheron and Black Swan, as seen in posts like “i said i wasnt gonna pull for 4.X until acheron or black swan’s rerun but…. 😶😶 who is this gorgeous woman i need her” and “FUCKKK YESSS BLACK SWAN !!!!!!!”. Their reflective, queer-positive side also matches Lisa’s thoughtful morality, shown in “my earliest experience w anything lgbtqia+ related… i just accepted that”. The mix of overthinking and sensitivity is very Lisa-coded: they complain about insomnia and headaches in tweets like “woke up 3 times and slept for 2 hour intervals fuck my life” and “mmmyy fuckin head is killing me omfg what the hell”. At the same time, they’re a passionate, slightly dramatic overachiever about their creative work, e.g. “can someone point a gun at my head and tell me to write faster so i can get this stupid fucking chapter out by this week 😭😭” and “oneshot has been posted !! yes it took me 5 days to write 1.7k words stfu.”. Even their playful melodrama about love and loneliness, like “sometimes writing fluff makes me sick… because it’s too much for my pathetic single lesbian self 😞😞”, feels very in line with Lisa’s yearning, emotional side.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary late‑night activities and inner experiences—sleep, dreams, writing, doomscrolling—rather than big social scenes, e.g. “it’s 3am yk what that means ,,, time to summon demons !!” and “doomscrolling in bed but now im tempted to actually fall asleep”. They show clear Intuition (N) by focusing on imagination and symbolism—demon-summoning bits, emotional dreams, and fictional ships like acheswan—rather than practical topics, as in “weird dream but acheron and black swan were in it so thats cool” and their constant theorizing about character relationships such as “OKAY i’ve seen people saying that constance stole black swan from acheron BUT this was in the past…”. Their values-first, emotionally expressive tone points to Feeling (F): they care about ships and fandom boundaries, block people over dislikes, and openly discuss being a “pathetic single lesbian,” e.g. “scrolling through the acheswan tag is just a free block list for me now 😐😐 i am tired” and “sometimes writing fluff makes me sick… it’s too much for my pathetic single lesbian self”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than structured J: they procrastinate, change plans, and struggle with deadlines, joking about needing someone to threaten them to finish writing: “can someone point a gun at my head and tell me to write faster so i can get this stupid fucking chapter out by this week” and “chapter will be posted tmr PINKY PROMISE… if i dont post it feel free to hit me with a baseball bat”. Their identity as a passionate, self-deprecating writer and shipper who lives intensely in their emotional and fantasy life fits INFP best.

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Insomniac acheswan archivist, fic gremlin, and part-time artist. Once lost 7 hours to actual sleep and called it character research.– @dumlittleloser

Your signature cocktail
The vodka infused with cold brew coffee channels their chronic insomnia and chaotic sleep schedule, from “it’s 3am yk what that means ,,, time to summon demons !! 😋😋” to “woke up 3 times and slept for 2 hour intervals fuck my life”. Blackberry liqueur gives the drink a dark, dreamy edge, inspired by their devotion to Black Swan and acheswan, like “FUCKKK YESSS BLACK SWAN !!!!!!!” and “i’m jusr asking to be attacked i have acheswan mentioned 4 times on my profile LMAAAOO”. The sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, fizzy sweetness that mirrors their excitable, all-caps fangirling in “ONGOFMDMD MY CUTIES MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING ATATTAGSHSJNDMSKAL AISKWKWNS AISK”. Lavender syrup softens everything like the tender side that writes fluff and yuri, despite it hurting their “pathetic single lesbian self” in “sometimes writing fluff makes me sick to my stomach,,, not because i hate it or anything but because it’s too much for my pathetic single lesbian self 😞😞”. Finally, crushed ice with edible glitter captures their dramatic, shimmering reactions to merch and pulls, from “OMGOGMG OGMFOMDKQNS MY STUFF CAME” to “I GOT CONSTANCE YAYAYAYAHSJA I DIDNT LOSE but she took 75 pulls ☹️☹️”, making the cocktail look as extra as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong loyalty and protectiveness toward their interests and friends, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They’re fiercely devoted to acheswan and unapologetic about curating their space, as seen in “scrolling through the acheswan tag is just a free block list for me now 😐😐 i am tired” and “dni acheswan haters :(”, showing steadfast loyalty over popularity. They also keep promises and feel responsible to their readers, e.g. “chapter will be posted tmr PINKY PROMISE because im sleepy want to go to bed if i dont post it feel free to hit me with a baseball bat” and “oneshot has been posted !! yes it took me 5 days to write 1.7k words stfu. most of that was trying to find a title 😭😭”, reflecting dedication and work ethic more than ambition. Their tone with friends and oomfs is consistently affectionate and gentle, as in “all my oomfs are cutie patooties” and “texting isnt enough i need to eat oomf”, pointing to warmth and attachment rather than competitiveness. While they have creative and witty moments, like turning characters into furries in “life is short, turn yo friends into furries” and “cant draw humans but i can turn acheron into a furry if anyone wants to see that”, the dominant pattern is loyal, hard-working, emotionally open behavior—very Hufflepuff-coded rather than driven, strategic Slytherin or cerebral Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is Midnight Rain by Taylor Swift, because so much of their life and humor happens in the middle of the night, from repeatedly joking about demon summoning at odd hours like “it’s 3am yk what that means ,,, time to summon demons !! 😋😋” to asking again “its 3 am should i summon a demon”. The song’s moody, introspective late-night vibe matches their chronic sleep issues and exhaustion, like “woke up 3 times and slept for 2 hour intervals fuck my life” and the celebration of finally getting rest in “did i?? just get?? 7 hours of undisturbed sleep ?? for the first time in months ??”. Lyrically, Midnight Rain balances melancholy with wry self-awareness, similar to how they mix complaints and jokes about headaches and life, e.g. “mmmyy fuckin head is killing me omfg what the hell” and “sometimes writing fluff makes me sick to my stomach,,, not because i hate it or anything but because it’s too much for my pathetic single lesbian self 😞😞”. The song is also about being pulled between comfort and chaos, which mirrors their dramatic, passionate fandom life as an "acheswan enthusiast" screaming things like “FUCKKK YESSS BLACK SWAN !!!!!!!” while simultaneously being overwhelmed by the discourse and saying “scrolling through the acheswan tag is just a free block list for me now 😐😐 i am tired”. Altogether, the nocturnal chaos, emotional intensity, and slightly unhinged yet self-aware tone of Midnight Rain fit their timeline and personality remarkably well.

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