
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious about the future, and highly self-analytical while still being creative and passionate. Their frustration with job hunting and adult life – like complaining about recruiters on OLX (“Rekruterzy z olx wyswietlajcie wiadomosci…” and “ludzie wstawiajacy ogloszenia o prace na olx…”) – feels very Lisa-core trying to navigate an unfair system. The way they talk about jealousy and feeling left behind (“How toxic do you guys think jealousy is exactly? Because sometimes I see people younger than me who are successful…”) echoes Lisa’s constant comparison to others and fear of not living up to her potential. They’re also deeply into niche interests and fandoms (Trigun, Genshin, OCs, VTuber side account) and put in effort for creative projects, like staying up late to animate something for a TikTok sound (“Nie spalem dzis do 4 bo robilem jakas glupia animacje…”), which fits Lisa’s artsy, overachieving side. Finally, their emotional swings and occasional bleak humor (“i should kill myself”) mirror Lisa’s canonically depressive streak, masking seriousness with dark jokes while still pushing forward.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their tweets focus on internal mood and solo activities rather than big social scenes, e.g. describing their current vibe as gaming alone in “Current mood to granie w crk on the clock” and venting personal frustrations like “i should kill myself”, which suggests an inward-facing emotional life more than external networking. Their style points strongly to Intuition over Sensing: they often phrase things in exaggerated, dramatic or metaphorical ways like “Chat its so over” and existential complaints about luck such as “istg jak nie urok to sraczka”, focusing on meanings and vibes rather than concrete step‑by‑step details. The Feeling preference stands out in how they process situations through emotion and self-worth: they worry about jealousy and comparison in “How toxic do you guys think jealousy is exactly? Because sometimes I see people younger than me who are successful… but can’t help but get a little pissed off that i’m falling behind so much”, and their complaints about recruiters in “Rekruterzy z olx wyswietlajcie wiadomosci… challenge impossible” are framed as fairness/consideration issues, not pure logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels improvised and chaotic (job trials, VTuber side account, gacha games, gaming “on the clock”), and their tone is reactive and spur‑of‑the‑moment, like “Dzien probny w nowym miejscu ciekawe czy sie uda tym razem do 63826263628 razy sztuka” and “I JUST MADE A SIDE ACCOUNT TO SET UP AS A VTUBER AND ONE OF THE FIST THINGS IT SHOWED ME WAS PORN???”. Putting this together—introspective, highly emotional, idealistic and comparison‑prone, with a go‑with‑the‑flow, slightly chaotic lifestyle—INFP is the best overall fit.

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He/him • ENG/PL • Artist, gamer & aspiring vtuber who once stayed up till 4am animating a TikTok sound and still made the 8am train– @durszl

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes a Polish vodka shot as a nod to their Polish tweets and recruiter struggles from “Rekruterzy z olx wyswietlajcie wiadomosci…”, giving it that sharp, real-life bite. A hit of espresso cold brew channels the sleep deprivation and grind from “Nie spalem dzis do 4 bo robilem jakas glupia animacje…”, because of course we’re functioning on fumes and hyperfixations. The honey-chili syrup is sweet but burns a little, reflecting the mix of self-deprecating humor and emotional spikes seen in “i should kill myself” and the jealousy rant in “How toxic do you guys think jealousy is exactly?”. Black tea ice cubes slowly darken the drink over time, much like the creeping existential dread of “istg jak nie urok to sraczka” and “i oczywiscie ja jestem ten zly jak kurwa zwykle”. Finally, a wedge of green apple on the rim salutes their playful, slightly feral fandom/online side from “Except for this time 👀👀 i like the apple trend” and the Trigun enjoyer vibe in their bio, making the drink experimental, a bit chaotic, but weirdly comforting.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @durszl’s tweets is persistence, everyday struggle, and a kind of resigned but steady hard work, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They’re clearly grinding at both work and job-hunting, e.g. the trial day tweet about a new workplace “Dzien probny w nowym miejscu ciekawe czy sie uda tym razem do 63826263628 razy sztuka”, and their ongoing frustration with recruiters not reading messages on OLX “Rekruterzy z olx wyswietlajcie wiadomosci i regularnie logujcie sie do aplikacji, a jak juz znajdziecie pracownika na stanowisko to usuwajcie ogloszenie challenge impossible” shows someone who just wants basic fairness and diligence. They also speak up about fairness in a broader sense, like when they complain about being shadowbanned “Hey shitter can you pls unshadowbän me wtf”, which aligns more with a Hufflepuff’s sensitivity to being treated unjustly than with Slytherin-style scheming. The jealousy tweet “How toxic do you guys think jealousy is exactly? Because sometimes I see people younger than me who are successful and so skilled… can’t help but get a little pissed off that i’m falling behind so much” doesn’t read as Slytherin ambition so much as a self-critical, vulnerable reflection typical of a hardworking but insecure Hufflepuff. Finally, the casual, friendly way they talk about friends, partners, and shared fandoms—like going to a friend’s house to bake because they don’t have an oven at home “Im at a friends house to bake something (because we don’t have an oven at home)”—highlights everyday loyalty and connection rather than glory-seeking, solidifying Hufflepuff as the best fit.

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A fitting song for them is Misery Business by Paramore, with its mix of chaotic energy, self-deprecating humor, and emotional turbulence. Their timeline swings between jokey, unfiltered posts like “Hey shitter can you pls unshadowbän me wtf” and darker outbursts such as “i should kill myself”, mirroring the song’s blend of angst and confrontational honesty. The song’s theme of jealousy and comparison also fits their reflection on others’ success in “sometimes I see people younger than me who are successful and so skilled… can’t help but get a little pissed off that i’m falling behind so much”. At the same time, their nerdy and creative side, seen in being a Trigun enjoyer and posting things like “silly hehe #oc”, matches the emo/alt, online-art-kid vibe central to Paramore’s fanbase. Overall, Misery Business captures their messy, intense, slightly dramatic but very self-aware energy.

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