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Your Simpsons character
Much like the perennially misunderstood and slightly tragic Milhouse, storm displays a personality that oscillates between lonely pining and a desperate need for social validation. They share Milhouse’s specific brand of nerdy niche interests, ranging from the Mudae Discord bot to games like RimWorld, while expressing a relatable sense of futile effort, such as comparing their daily hygiene to “sisyphus pushing a rock”. Their bio, “mildly evil,” mirrors Milhouse's occasional attempts to be edgy despite being fundamentally soft-hearted. Ultimately, storm captures Milhouse's romantic yearning, admitting that they “think soulmates are real and that my main purpose in living is to search for mine.”

Your MBTI personality Type
Storm exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary pacing and niche internet subcultures, specifically mentioning “pacing up and down the emergency exit stairs for no reason”. Their Intuition is clear in their abstract musings on social constructs, arguing that “money is a social construct yet i bet noone would roll their eyes at being given a billion dollars”. A Feeling preference is evident in their romanticized view of destiny, stating “i think soulmates are real and that my main purpose in living is to search for mine”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a chaotic sleep schedule and spontaneous habits, often “sleeping at 5am” and embracing a self-described “mildly evil” and unfiltered persona.

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Digital archivist of niche gaming and crows. Passionate about media theory and the nuances of social constructs. Once accidentally won a game of Uno by pure luck.– @dusk_lullaby

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This cocktail captures the 'mildly evil' energy of a person who thinks “they should make incest and rape mandatory actually” while simultaneously seeking a soulmate. The bitter amaro reflects the frustration of losing karma just for taking “a fork from the box next to their corpse,” while the dark syrup honors their “love for ravens and crows.” It’s an experimental, gothic blend served to a “boygirlwifething” who spends their nights “pacing up and down the emergency exit stairs for no reason.” The final result is as chaotic and unfiltered as a “priv” account at 5 AM.

Your Hogwarts House
Storm’s self-identification as “mildly evil” and their embrace of niche, transgressive media like Saya no Uta align with Slytherin’s tendency toward the unconventional and the dark. They display a resourceful and somewhat cynical wit, noting they are “auditioning for the role of grotesque flesh monster #3” and viewing their internet habits as a “creature wandering around... gathering shiny little objects”. Their sharp social commentary on others having the “same level of sapience as cattle” showcases a classic Slytherin air of superiority and biting intellectual independence. Furthermore, the focus on efficiency in game mechanics, like using specific commands because they “give you better odds of getting your wishlisted chars,” highlights a goal-oriented resourcefulness typical of the house.

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Storm's digital presence reflects a surreal blend of irony and technological cynicism, making this track a perfect fit. They frequently joke about high-tech body modifications, such as “installing a chip into your brain” to display texts like scrolling comments, which mirrors the song's themes of a digitalized future. Their self-described “mildly evil” persona and interest in dark media like Saya no Uta align with the track's slightly uneasy, futuristic atmosphere. Furthermore, Storm's frustration with the current state of social media—calling it “the most boring driest cardboard est social media platform oat”—echoes the song's critique of a world losing its soul to artificiality. Ultimately, their life of “pacing up and down the emergency exit stairs” while being watched by security cameras captures the specific brand of urban, techno-paranoia the song represents.

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