Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly expresses mental state in tweets like “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia” and “ainda bem q não vou pra faculdade pq oq eu mais quero eh deitar e chorar”.
- Family-oriented: Shows care for family in tweets like “sera q 2xiste algum lugar q vende camiseta do kadavar? queria comprar pro meu pai” and plans to use father’s card responsibly in “e se eu pedir o cartão de crédito dp meu pai...”.
- Hardworking: Complains about unpaid extra work but still shows up early in “vou começar a cobrar por hora extra vei olha a hora q eu chego na empresa sendo q meu contrato eh das 13h as 17h”.
- Goal-driven: Talks about dream course and concerts/merch goals in “e mesmo passando na faculdade q eu queria no curso q era meu sonho eu não pude ir” and “quero tenis do korn quero ir no knotfest quero bundle de valorant”.
- Financially-conscious: Thinks about limits and installments in “oi alguem me empresta um cartão de crédito com limite de 800 reais...” and questions prices in “nao entendo, lá fora o tênis custa 120 dólares...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions suicidal intent in “eu vou me matar”, indicating harmful thought patterns.
- Chronic-negativity: Frequent despair in tweets like “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia” and “eu to tão triste sabe, tô fazendo uma faculdade q não queria”.
- Resentful: Holds lasting anger in “fizemos isso com o professor... nunca vou perdoar” and blames mother strongly in “tudo só para agradar minha mãe, que fez de TUDO para eu abandonar meus sonhos”.
- Impulsive-buying: Insists on buying expensive items despite low income in “quero tenis do korn... tudo isso so recebendo 600 reais de salário” and “oi alguem me empresta um cartão de crédito...”.
- Victim-mentality: Frames self and others as constant victims, contrasting with criticism in “esse mano se vitimiza pra tudo nao sei nem como tem amigos” and own repeated complaints about life and studies.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson best fits this user: thoughtful, overwhelmed by expectations, and quietly rebelling against the life others want for her. Like Lisa being pushed into paths she doesn’t fully choose, this user says they are “doing a college I didn’t want, working in an area I didn’t want all just to please my mom, who did EVERYTHING to make me give up my dreams”. The mix of dark emotional honesty and exhaustion shows up in tweets like “I can’t stand living in extreme agony anymore” and “I’m so glad I’m not going to college today”, which echo Lisa’s frequent frustration and sadness beneath her competence. At the same time, there’s a passionate, nerdy side—gaming, niche bands, specific merch wishes such as “I want Korn shoes, I want to go to Knotfest, I want a Valorant bundle all while only earning 600 reais salary”—that fits Lisa’s obsessive interests (jazz, reading, causes). Their critical, somewhat cynical tone toward others and the world, seen in tweets like “this guy plays the victim for everything I don’t even know how he has friends”, also aligns with Lisa’s sharp, often judgmental inner voice when she feels misunderstood or trapped.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets center on internal states, exhaustion, and wanting to withdraw, like being relieved about skipping class “ainda bem q não vou pra faculdade pq oq eu mais quero eh deitar e chorar” and happiness at not going to college that day “to tão feliz q não vou pra faculdade hoje”, which reflects a focus on inner life over social stimulation. Their concerns are often about meaning, dreams, and dissatisfaction with reality, pointing to intuition (N) rather than sensing, as seen in the contrast between their dream college and current life path “e mesmo passando na faculdade q eu queria no curso q era meu sonho eu não pude ir isso me magoa tanto me deixa tão mal” and “eu to tão triste sabe, tô fazendo uma faculdade q não queria, trabalhando em uma área que não queria tudo só para agradar minha mãe”. They clearly prioritize feelings and values over detached logic, suggesting feeling (F): they tweet openly about emotional pain and suicidal ideation “eu vou me matar”, “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia”, and avoiding things that hurt them emotionally “nao vou perder meu tempo lendo coisa q machuca”. Their lifestyle and decisions appear somewhat reactive and constrained rather than tightly structured, leaning perceiving (P): they complain about low pay while dreaming of many purchases “quero tenis do korn quero ir no knotfest quero bundle de valorant tudo isso so recebendo 600 reais de salário” and improvise around money and credit cards “oi alguem me empresta um cartão de crédito com limite de 800 reais para eu pedir meu tenis no korn parcelo em 10x sem juros”, which shows more spontaneous, short-term thinking than strict planning. Altogether, a sensitive, idealistic, inwardly-focused, and somewhat unstructured vibe fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the ‘mad dog of Shimano’, can I be the clueless NPC who accidentally romances you between League queues and Korn sneaker price rants?
- You’re out here getting sad about not going to the course of your dreams and still grinding a job you don’t like for your mom… I don’t wanna fix your life, but I’d love to be the person who reminds you that your dreams (and your MCR heart) still matter.
- You say you can’t stand playing LoL anymore, but if we duo, I promise: no tilt, no flame, just you hard carrying my heart while I feed in lane.
- You’re out here wanting Korn sneakers, Knotfest tickets, PTV CDs, Valorant bundles and Kadavar shirts with a 600 real salary… how about we start with a free upgrade: a date with someone who actually thinks you deserve all of that and more?
- You skipped the faculty and were ‘so happy’ about it; how about next time you skip class we turn it into an official event: ‘Bat Country Premium Track’, starring you, me, and a setlist of MCR, PTV, Korn and zero regrets?
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Overthinking in bat country. League escape artist with a dream degree on hold. Once wrote a physics tribute and the teacher retired a week later.– @dxc0de
Your signature cocktail
Ephemeral Queue (Bat Country Sour)
The black vodka/dark rum reflects the "bat country" chaos in their location and the self‑proclaimed “mad dog of shimano” vibe from their bio, a strong base for someone who says “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia”. Guava or passion fruit juice brings a bright, tropical hit that mirrors flashes of joy like “FINALMENTE MINHA KAISA KDA CHIBI” and the excitement over shows and merch despite everything. An espresso shot captures their exhausted grind—working extra hours (“vou começar a cobrar por hora extra vei olha a hora q eu chego na empresa sendo q meu contrato eh das 13h as 17h”) and doing a college they don’t love just to please their mom (“eu to tão triste sabe, tô fazendo uma faculdade q não queria, trabalhando em uma área que não queria tudo só para agradar minha mãe”). Salted caramel syrup is the sweet-but-salty layer of wanting comfort and nice things—Korn shoes, Knotfest, Valorant bundles—while only making 600 reais (“quero tenis do korn quero ir no knotfest quero bundle de valorant tudo isso so recebendo 600 reais de salário”). Finally, lemon juice with a dash of bitters adds a sharp, bitter edge that nods to tweets like “não vou perder meu tempo lendo coisa q machuca” and “eu nao suporto mais jogar lol mas nao tenho muitas escolhas”, making this an experimental, emotional sour that hits as hard as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, self-preservation, and resourcefulness channeled through frustration with their current life. They repeatedly express how much it hurts to be forced away from their dreams, like when they say they are “doing a college I didn’t want, working in an area I didn’t want… all to please my mother, who did EVERYTHING to make me abandon my dreams” and that even after “passing in the college I wanted in the course that was my dream I couldn’t go”, which reveals a very clear sense of personal ambition and resentment at being blocked. There’s also a strong self-preservation streak: even in extreme distress (“eu vou me matar”, “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia”), they still pragmatically focus on money, work hours, and ways to improve their situation, like wanting to “start charging for overtime” because they arrive far outside their contracted hours. Their constant plotting around finances and purchases—asking if anyone will “lend a credit card with 800 reais limit”, considering using their father’s card and paying it back in installments (“what if I ask for my dad’s card… I’ll pay 80 reais every month”), and complaining that they want festival tickets, shoes, and bundles while “only earning 600 reais salary”) shows practical, goal-oriented scheming rather than idealism. Even their irritation at others, like saying “this guy victimizes himself for everything I don’t even know how he has friends”, has a sharp, judgmental edge that aligns more with Slytherin’s cutthroat realism than Hufflepuff’s softness. Overall, their drive for a better, more aligned life, their willingness to bend norms (credit cards, overtime demands) to get what they want, and their intense focus on personal goals and pain point clearly toward Slytherin.
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Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their name includes “MCR”, and their bio and timeline radiate the exact blend of emotional exhaustion, frustration, and dark humor that defines I’m Not Okay (I Promise). Tweets like “eu vou me matar” and “não aguento mais viver em extrema agonia” mirror the song’s raw admissions of pain and feeling overwhelmed. They talk about being forced into a path they don’t want, as in “eu to tão triste sabe, tô fazendo uma faculdade q não queria, trabalhando em uma área que não queria tudo só para agradar minha mãe”, which fits the song’s theme of not being understood by the people around you. Even small moments like “ainda bem q não vou pra faculdade pq oq eu mais quero eh deitar e chorar” and “to tão feliz q não vou pra faculdade hoje” echo the desire to escape and the relief in avoiding situations that worsen their mental state. The mix of desperation, sarcasm, and clinging to music/merch (e.g., “quero tenis do korn quero ir no knotfest... tudo isso so recebendo 600 reais de salário”) aligns perfectly with the emotional core and subcultural identity behind this MCR anthem.
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