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Lisa fits best because this user is overtly political, moralistic, and outspoken about injustice, much like her. They regularly call out racism and fascism, e.g. “fuck ice, fuck the idf, fuck maga” in their bio and “there's a gofundme for a racist white woman calling customers racial slurs. what world are we fucking coming to.”, echoing Lisa’s anti-authoritarian and anti-racist stances. They also express strong concern about predators and abuse, such as “we literally have people on this app defending predators. can the earth collide with the sun already” and “yes by death actually. you cant fucking undo the abuse of a child”, paralleling Lisa’s intense sense of justice. The account mixes niche/artsy media tastes and intellectual snobbery with frustration at popular taste, like “the exorcist is in no fucking way better than The Thing” and “I hate pop stans so fucking much, what is this comment section dude”, very Lisa-coded in her cultural elitism. While the tone is far harsher and more terminally-online than Lisa’s, the combination of activism, moral absolutism, and being permanently annoyed at everyone else’s stupidity lines up with Lisa more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on media, games, and personal boundaries (e.g. “my account is not a safespace for msi fans. if you're an msi fan please KIYOSELLURLF”), and they don’t talk about big friend groups or going out; instead they vent and comment from the sidelines, which fits online, inward-focused engagement more than socially-driven extroversion. They seem clearly Intuitive: they quickly generalize from specific incidents into broader takes or moral/ideological claims, like “we literally have people on this app defending predators. can the earth collide with the sun already, I think humanity has went on long enough”, and they gravitate to conceptual/arty media (Lingua Ignota, Evangelion, The Thing). Their reasoning style is very values‑driven and emotionally charged, pointing to Feeling over Thinking: they frame issues in moral terms like “women should be able to kill people sometimes” and “fetish art is infinitely more artistically valid than AI art”, emphasizing harm, abuse, and injustice more than step‑by‑step logic. They look more Perceiving than Judging because their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and full of in‑the‑moment rants, e.g. “starting to dislike being alive” and rapid-fire quote tweets, with no indication of structured planning or long-term organizing. Altogether, the intense personal ethics, strong emotional reactions to perceived injustice, abstract/ideological focus, and somewhat withdrawn, online‑centric presence best fit INFP.

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Film nerd, game critic & loud anti-bigotry voice. Once paused The Thing to debate RYM rankings—still certain Jaws is overrated.– @dxrkcd

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This drink is loud, combustible, and unapologetically political, just like them—built strong with overproof rum and bitter coffee for the constant rage-scrolling energy behind lines like “if conservatives are being silenced, why the fuck are they so loud and annoying”. The hibiscus and chili syrup brings a bright, queer, fiery sweetness that nods to their femboy pride and flags in the bio, plus their affection for intense art and media like “LINGUA IGNOTA I WHO BEND THE TALL GRASSES”. Charcoal citrus soda darkens and sharpens the mix, echoing their obsession with calling out predators and abusers in tweets like “they're a fucking pedophile?????????” and “women should be able to kill people sometimes”. The smoked salt rim represents how they’re constantly rubbed raw by pop culture and fandom discourse—seen in “I hate pop stans so fucking much, what is this comment section dude” and “fetish art is infinitely more artistically valid than AI art.”. Overall, it’s an experimental, confrontational cocktail that hits hard up front but reveals real thought and ethics underneath the chaos, much like “I AM NOT A PROSHIPPER/DARKSHIPPER... DON'T ASSOCIATE ME WITH EITHER JUST BECAUSE I'M AGAINST OBVIOUS BULLSHIT”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is driven by intense moral conviction and a willingness to confront perceived wrongdoing head-on, even recklessly, which is quintessentially Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out predators and abusers in extremely direct terms, e.g. “this person is a groomer btw”, “THEY'RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE?????????”, and “why are you still out on the streets”, showing a ‘charge into battle’ attitude rather than cautious diplomacy. They also openly endorse violent or extreme consequences for people they see as evil, such as “women should be able to kill people sometimes” and “can't wait until the guys in daughters fucking cease existing”, reflecting the hot-headed, justice-obsessed side of Gryffindor. Even when discussing politics or culture, they frame things as fights to be had: “if conservatives are being silenced, why the fuck are they so loud and annoying” and “we literally have people on this app defending predators. can the earth collide with the sun already”. The tone across the account is less about careful strategy (Slytherin) or detached analysis (Ravenclaw) and more about bold, confrontational stands against what they see as injustice, even at social cost, which strongly places them in Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, vengeful energy of Kill v. Maim fits them perfectly: they openly celebrate violent revenge against abusers and rapists, like when they say "she's awesome actually. she killed rapists. she did nothing wrong" and "women should be able to kill people sometimes". The song’s mix of playful femininity and aggression matches their femboy, highly online persona and leftist edge, shown in posts like "fuck ice, fuck the idf, fuck maga" and "if conservatives are being silenced, why the fuck are they so loud and annoying". Lyrically, the track’s unhinged, theatrical threats echo their tendency to escalate rhetoric against bigots and abusers, such as "can't wait until the guys in daughters fucking cease existing" and calling out predators in posts like "THEY'RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE?????????". The hyperactive, industrial-pop sound also suits their love of internet subcultures, niche music, and edgy aesthetics, seen in tweets about sewerslvt fans and experimental artists. Overall, Kill v. Maim captures their blend of queer identity, righteous fury, and ironic, meme-saturated online tone.

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