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The user’s dark humor and rebellious nature make him a match for Bart Simpson. Bart’s antics, like skateboarding through town and pulling pranks, align with tweets such as 'I would kick a child in the face over 50 Simply off principle.' Both have a knack for pushing boundaries and challenging norms while maintaining a playful demeanor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays traits of an INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introspection ('I think my problem is that my Mirror of Erised is just me smiling') shows introversion and thoughtfulness. His philosophical musings ('Emotional masturbation isolates the self concept') highlight intuition and abstract thinking. His logical critiques ('You spelled debater wrong in your bio') reflect the thinking trait. His flexible and creative lifestyle ('I’m allowed to drink whenever I want') aligns with perceiving.

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Writer, philosopher, and purveyor of dark humor. Exploring the absurdities of human behavior one tweet at a time. Working on a book and living the Starbucks dream. Former Slavic studies enthusiast. DM for sarcasm and existential musings.– @dyingscribe

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The 'Dark Muse Martini' represents the user's creative and philosophical nature. Vodka pays homage to his interest in Slavic culture ('I dated three Slavic women and got really into Russia'), while espresso reflects his Starbucks lifestyle ('spend all day in a Starbucks'). Blackberry syrup adds a touch of dark sweetness, matching his provocative humor ('I would kick a child in the face over 50'). Dark chocolate shavings symbolize his reflective and philosophical musings ('I think my problem is that my Mirror of Erised is just me smiling').

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The user fits Ravenclaw due to his intellectual curiosity and philosophical nature. His tweet 'I think my problem is that my Mirror of Erised is just me smiling' shows an introspective side, while his interest in learning Russian ('I dated three Slavic women in a row years ago and got really into Russia') highlights his love for knowledge. Ravenclaws value wit and creativity, which he consistently displays in his tweets, such as 'Emotional masturbation isolates the self concept.'

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This song's themes of loneliness and introspection align with the user's tweet 'I don’t wanna be happy Just peaceful.' The reflective lyrics match his philosophical musings ('Emotional masturbation isolates the self concept'). His dark humor ('I would kick a child in the face over 50 Simply off principle') fits the song's melancholic yet rebellious tone.

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