Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Bio (“i know love is real because i exist and im full of it”) and warm comments about pets, friends and grandma show she expresses care openly.
- Humorous: Frequent self‑deprecating jokes like “mds acho que vai dar tudo errado pq sou uma pateta” and reactions like “to chorando de rir” show a playful, comedic tone.
- Passionate: Strong emotional reactions to Stray Kids, Dungeon Meshi, movies like Arrival and quizzes, e.g. “fodase meu deus é o homem mais delicioso do planeta terra”, show intense enthusiasm for interests.
- Curious: Engagement with learning kanji (“realmente a forma mais eficiente de lembrar de kanji é escrevendo”) and behavioral science accounts (“ACHEI O PERFIL DE UMA ESPECIALISTA EM COMPORTAMENTO ANIMAL… E ELA É PERFEITA??”) shows intellectual curiosity.
- Expressive: Frequent caps lock, emojis, and intense phrasing like “MINTIRAAAAA” and “PORRA SONS INUMANOS” indicate strong emotional expressiveness.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Tweets like “mds acho que vai dar tudo errado pq sou uma pateta” and “quais as chances de eu conseguir esse emprego e pq quase 0 com esse meu currículo lixoso” show harsh self‑judgment.
- Catastrophic: Exaggerated negative outcomes such as “vou me matar” and “13 mulheres e 1 banheiro eu acho que eu me matava” suggest a tendency to dramatize worst‑case scenarios.
- Stressed: Tweets about university coordination and classes like “a coordenação nao da feedback nenhum da situação todo mundo desesperado…” show high academic and bureaucratic stress.
- Impulsive: Quick, strong reactions in all caps such as “PKR QUE VC DIRIA ISSO SABENDO DO FINAL PORRAAAAAAAA” and buying/merch frustrations hint at emotionally driven responses.
- Financially‑strained: Comments like “queria tanto comprar essa camisa do noeasy mas meu deus 85 reais 😭😭😭 e ainda tem o frete cruzes” show difficulty balancing desires with budget.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, nerdy, inquisitive, and very online. They show clear intellectual/academic vibes and curiosity, like when they say “realmente a forma mais eficiente de lembrar de kanji é escrevendo” and rant about their course planning and bioestatistics in “a coordenação nao da feedback nenhum da situação todo mundo desesperado quero só ver se eu fizer essa matrícula e nao deixarem eu refazer pra colocar bioestatística eu vou ficar muiyo puta vsf”. At the same time, they are intensely emotional, dramatic and expressive about media, similar to Lisa’s obsessive phases with books, music and causes, as in “JÁ ODIEI O INÍCIO sei que vou chorar horrores meu deus” and “querendo reassistir anatomy of a fall por Aquela Cena”. Their love for animals and animal behavior aligns with Lisa’s compassion, shown in “ACHEI O PERFIL DE UMA ESPECIALISTA EM COMPORTAMENTO ANIMAL (…) ELA É PERFEITA?? VOU FICAR MALUCA” and their affection for cats like “little mione ☹️”. The combination of queer identity hints (anger at treatment of lesbians and k-pop stanning), introspective humor like “miserabilidade e coitadismo”, and being ‘full of love’ in their bio makes them feel like a modern, very online version of Lisa grown up.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: their tweets center on media, inner reactions, and close mutuals rather than big social scenes, like when they say they’re "to vivendo minha vida normalmente" and suddenly remember "o diabo existe (girae)" in “to vivendo minha vida normalmente sendo uma pessoa normal e lembro que o diabo existe (girae)”. Even when social, it’s usually with a tight circle, as in “atenção mutuals (nana e zia) indo começa arrival”, suggesting a preference for intimate connections over broad external engagement. They read as Intuitive (N): they enjoy symbolism, fiction and ideas more than concrete, practical detail, constantly reacting to stories and media, like “JÁ ODIEI O INÍCIO sei que vou chorar horrores meu deus” and reflecting on narrative themes through quizzes such as “I just got result 'lured by the lotus eaters, DIED FOR: betrayal' on quiz 'which greek myth are you and what moral are you dying for'.”. Their bio, “i know love is real because i exist and im full of it”, is also abstract and idealistic rather than literal. They are strongly Feeling (F): their language is intensely emotional and value-driven, with frequent crying, love, and affection, such as “meeu deuuss hannah bahng”, “fodase meu deus é o homem mais delicioso do planeta terra”, and the tender way they talk about animals in “ACHEI O PERFIL DE UMA ESPECIALISTA EM COMPORTAMENTO ANIMAL… E ELA É PERFEITA?? VOU FICAR MALUCA”. Even when angry, it’s driven by personal feelings and fairness, like their frustration with course enrollment in “a coordenação nao da feedback nenhum da situação todo mundo desesperado… eu vou ficar muiyo puta vsf”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their tweets show spontaneity, distraction, and self-described disorganization, as with “mds acho que vai dar tudo errado pq sou uma pateta” and joking about spinning with girae in “muito chateado com esse tal de girae como assim eu nao posso ficar girando de 1 em 1 hora”. They flit between interests (anime, K‑pop, films, card pulls, quizzes) and often speak in the moment—wanting to watch multiple movies at once in “querendo assistir arrival e perfect days e tbm acho que vou reassistir anatomy of a fall”—which aligns with a flexible, open-ended P style rather than a structured J approach. Putting this together, INFP (idealistic, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic) is the best fit for @dykemixx.
Some pickup lines for you
- You got ‘lured by the lotus eaters, died for: betrayal’ on that Greek myth quiz, I got ‘fell for the girl who tweets about invertebrates and Stray Kids’—wanna compare tragic fates over coffee you’ll complain about but still drink?
- If you can cry over Arrival, rewatch Anatomy of a Fall ‘for that one scene’, and still have energy left to scream about Minlix and Lee Felix… I think you’re emotionally prepared to handle the plot twist of us going on a date.
- You say you know love is real because you exist and you’re full of it—lucky for me I’m basically bioestatística: severely underappreciated by coordination, but absolutely essential if you ever wanna calculate the probability of us working out (spoiler: it’s higher than 0).
- You worrying that tudo vai dar errado porque você é uma pateta while also grinding kanji and surviving 13 mulheres e 1 banheiro is wild—clearly you’ve got main-character energy. Can I audition for the role of love interest in your live‑action slice of life?
- You collecting Tomoyo, Homura, Toph and yelling about Dungeon Meshi like it’s a personality test makes sense—tiny, powerful, slightly unhinged icons. I’m just trying to figure out how to get gacha’d into your life as the 5★ lesbian sidekick who accidentally becomes the love interest.
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Biologist in training, film rewatcher, and Stray Kids analyst. Once spilled coffee mid-zoomies and still turned in my biostatistics assignment on time.– @dykemixx
Your signature cocktail
Dungeon Meshi Love Zoomies
This cocktail is bubbly and chaotic-cute, like someone who tweets “odeio tomar café mad eu sempre tomo ai fico que nem um gato eu get the zoomies” and then immediately spirals into academic stress about “bioestatística”. The soju infused with jasmine tea nods to their soft, romantic core and k‑pop brainrot, screaming over idols like “LEE FELIX YONGBOK” and “MINLIX AI CARALHOOOO”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade brings the bright, slightly sour humor of someone who can say “miserabilidade e coitadismo” and still sound adorable. The dash of espresso captures their intensity when they’re crying over movies like “My ★★★★½ review of Arrival on Letterboxd” and wanting to rewatch “anatomy of a fall por Aquela Cena”. A kiwi syrup drizzle is a wink at their timeline being possessed by fruit, complaining “PQ TEM TANTA FOTO E VÍDEO DE KIWI NO MEU EXPLORAR”. Finally, edible silver glitter reflects their dramatic, sparkly reactions to media and crushes, from “meeu deuuss hannah bahng” to the soft devotion in “i know love is real because i exist and im full of it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff energy through their warmth, affection, and loyalty to people and animals. Their bio, "i know love is real because i exist and im full of it," already signals a personality centered on love and kindness. They gush over pets and animals with tenderness, like when they talk about a cat: “little mione ☹️” and “gente ela é a gata mais fofa dk mundo”, and get excited about an animal behavior specialist: “ACHEI O PERFIL DE UMA ESPECIALISTA EM COMPORTAMENTO ANIMAL [...] E ELA É PERFEITA?? VOU FICAR MALUCA”. Their loyalty and care extend to friends and family, like hyping mutuals watching Arrival: “atenção mutuals (nana e zia) indo começa arrival” and finding their brother’s habits endearing: “meu irmao ouvindo ts no banheiro”. Even when they’re frustrated with university bureaucracy, they frame it as concern for fairness and everyone’s situation: “a coordenação nao da feedback nenhum da situação todo mundo desesperado quero só ver se eu fizer essa matrícula e nao deixarem eu refazer pra colocar bioestatística eu vou ficar muiyo puta vsf”. Taken together, the emotional openness, attachment to loved ones, and gentle, slightly chaotic but fundamentally kind vibe align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Bejeweled - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them is Bejeweled by Taylor Swift, because it balances emotional intensity, self‑awareness, and playful dramatics in a way that mirrors their timeline. They’re openly sentimental and full of love, as in their bio "i know love is real because i exist and im full of it," but also chaotic and dramatic, saying things like "vou me matar" and "miserabilidade e coitadismo" in a tongue‑in‑cheek way that matches the song’s sparkling but slightly unhinged confidence. Their pop‑culture obsession and fandom energy show through tweets like "stray kids", "meu deus vi um video da emma d'arcy modelando e eu to Babando", and "dungeon meshi", echoing the song’s sense of someone who lights up whatever space they’re in. Bejeweled is about knowing your own value even when life feels messy, which suits someone who jokes about anxiety and failure in tweets like "mds acho que vai dar tudo errado pq sou uma pateta" while still radiating affection, humor, and main‑character energy.
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