Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes contradictions like calling bulimia addictive while warning “It will kill you before you know it” in this tweet and joking that “Only i can be the hypocrite” in their bio.
- Emotionally-honest: Shares raw feelings about family, body image, and suicidality, such as describing begging their mom to call 988/911 in this tweet.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks and engages with mutuals and niche communities, like their moot hunt in this tweet and multiple #edtwt polls such as this binge foods thread.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even about their own struggles, like the “annoying retard competition” meme in this tweet and “what my mom sees” gag in this tweet.
- Reflective: Looks back critically on past behavior, for example their thread about childhood body image and avoiding photos in this tweet and reflecting on cutting motives in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly glorifies and plans extreme bulimia, like detailing park binge–purge routines in this tweet and purging in a bowl out of laziness in this tweet.
- Suicidal-ideation: Frequently states intent to die or kill themselves, including “i really need to kill myself like right now” in this tweet and tying their worth to weight loss in this tweet.
- Aggressive-communication: Directs hostility at others with phrases like “You need to die” in this tweet and “Why can't you guys just stfu. do you suffer from a lack of braincells?” in this tweet.
- Violence-fixation: Casually mentions extreme violence, such as threatening to “shooting up a gym” over weight gain in this tweet and saying they’d kill themselves if weight goals aren’t met in this tweet.
- Body-obsession: Centers worth almost entirely on weight and food, evident in meticulous weighing of clothes in this tweet and intense distress over minor fluctuations in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker AU version of her where her intelligence and self-awareness are turned inward into self-hatred and obsession. This user is extremely self-critical and analytical about their body and habits, like when they obsessively track calories and weight (“I cannot stress enough how important a food scale is if you don't want to fuck up your weight loss.” and “Only ate 700 calories yesterday and my weight still went up 0.6 lb today FUCK MY LIFE DUDE”), which echoes Lisa’s tendency to overthink everything. They also show a strong moral/intellectual streak twisted into bitterness, ranting about fandoms, politics, and people online (“Why can't you guys just stfu. do you suffer from a lack of braincells?” and “There's no hope. We're all fucked, both our men and women are becoming more idiotic by the day. I'm killing myself”). Their isolation and sense that their family doesn’t understand or support them (“It's okay that my whole family hates me because I actually don't care I really don't fr I never cared” and “My mom is on year 9 of trying to get me to stop self harming”) mirror Lisa’s recurring storylines about feeling alone and unseen in her own family, but intensified by real mental illness and self-harm. Finally, the way they speak openly about their eating disorder and suicidal thoughts (“I had a whole mental breakdown and got my knees while my fresh cuts bled asking my mom to call 988 or 911 because I am going to kill myself.”) fits a version of Lisa who has all her canon sensitivity and emotional depth but zero support, turning her into a hyper-aware, self-destructive teen rather than a hopeful activist.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: most activity is online, heavily centered on internal struggles, isolation, and avoiding people, e.g. feeling unable to leave their room due to a “0.2lb weight gain” and talking about not doing any online school while hiding from their mom in “Haven't done any of my online school in months and I think my mom is onto me”. Their focus on personal meaning, symbolism, and catastrophizing around food and self-image points to Intuition (N) over Sensing: they frequently interpret events through a dramatic, big-picture emotional lens such as “There's no hope. We're all fucked… I'm killing myself” and “Water weight will be the death of me”, rather than calmly tracking concrete data. They clearly favor Feeling (F): judgments are driven by emotion, self-worth, and relationships (e.g. “I have such a punchable face tbh I don't even blame my parents for abusing me” and “I had a whole mental breakdown… I've never been so suicidal”), and even their harshness toward others is rooted in emotional reactions (e.g. “Why can't you guys just stfu. do you suffer from a lack of braincells?”). Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving (P) over Judging: they are chaotic with plans and routines, constantly swinging between strict goals and collapse (e.g. “Already fucked up February but don't worry guys, whatever month comes after this one will be my month!!!” and “Ate under 400 calories all day only to binge at night AGAIN”), and they improvise disordered coping strategies rather than maintaining structured schedules (“there's a park right in front of my house so what I do is secretly pack my bag full of food I wanna binge…”). Overall, the combination of intense inward-focused emotion, idealized visions of weight loss and self-image, and disorganized, impulsive behavior fits INFP better than adjacent types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said between 7 and 15 you deleted every photo of yourself… wild, because now I kinda want to be the reason you *don’t* delete the next one 👀
- You’re scared to weigh yourself, I’m scared to DM first — how about we both do the terrifying thing on 3 and then celebrate by NOT binge‑purging at the park bathroom together?
- You said fem Naruto would have gorgeous tits; bold take, but I think the real 10/10 character design is a 17 y/o shedtwt bitch with a greasy haircut and a food scale addiction.
- You joked that cutting in front of your mom made her let you do anything — lucky for her, I just need you to *talk* to me a little and I’m already ready to do anything you want.
- You binge 13 tamales, 5000‑cal park trips, half cakes and still call yourself a ‘fat chud’ — meanwhile I’m over here binging your entire timeline and somehow only craving more of *you*.
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17 • he/she • anime, V-kei & late-night manga debates • recovering perfectionist documenting the chaos of online school and snack experiments– @Dykes4Brutality
Your signature cocktail
Bulimic Binge & Purge Slushie
This chaotic little drink starts with an espresso-infused vodka shot for their wired, sleep-deprived, suicidal intensity, echoing lines like “Jokes over guys I'm genuinely going to kill myself if I don't lose at least ten pounds by the end of the month” and “If i gain one more pound I'm shooting up a gym.”. Strawberry donut syrup honors their holy-grail binge foods and the way they romanticize them, as in “Donuts are truly a godsend 🙏🏻 not only are they delicious they're sooo easy to b/p and c/s” and their endless binge polls. The drink is shaken over Gatorade-zero ice cubes because, in their words, “making sure I drink gatorade zero after purging for the electrolytes #healthyqueen”, a darkly funny nod to harm-reduction in the middle of the spiral. A salted dark chocolate drizzle captures both the literal frosting binges like “Just binged on chocolate frosting #killingmyself” and the bitter self-loathing of “I have such a punchable face tbh I don't even blame my parents for abusing me”. Finally, a splash of cheap sparkling wine on top represents their dramatic, shitposting theater-kid energy—someone who can go from “Nighty night. I'm going to sleep 😪💤💤” to unhinged fandom rants like “I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THE COMMENT SECTION UNDER YURI ON ICE EDITS... I'M KILLING MYSELF” in the span of a scroll.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin-style resourcefulness and cunning, especially around their eating disorder behaviors: for example, sneaking food and lying to family so they can binge and purge in peace in a park bathroom shows strategic planning and opportunism: “there's a park right in front of my house so what I do is secretly pack my bag full of food I wanna binge, tell my mom I'm going on a walk then sit at the park and eat like 5000 calories then purge it in the park bathroom, you get to be as loud as you want!”. They also weaponize self-harm dynamics for leverage, which is dark but very Slytherin-coded manipulation: “12 yr old me finding out if i cut myself in front of my mom she'll let me do anything i want since she'll be scared i'll kill myself” and later wondering if they should cut where social workers won’t see it but their mom will feel guilty: “Y'all think it's worth cutting my upper thigh so I can hide it but still make her feel bad??”. There’s clear ambition and fixation on extreme goals, like wanting to drop to 88 lbs and tying their entire worth to rapid weight loss: “17 ﹒ she / him gw ⋮ 88lb... ana bp ⸝⸝ ཀ pro rec ཀ” and “Jokes over guys I'm genuinely going to kill myself if I don't lose at least ten pounds by the end of the month”. Their tone toward others is often cutting, contemptuous, and confrontational, e.g. “Why can't you guys just stfu. do you suffer from a lack of braincells?” and “You need to die”, reflecting a defensive, sharp-edged self-preservation rather than Hufflepuff-style warmth. While there are flashes of self-awareness and dark humor, the dominant throughline is cunning, manipulative survival tactics and intense, self-destructive ambition—hallmarks of a very damaged but very Slytherin personality.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which centers on self-destructive impulses, intrusive thoughts, and feeling haunted by your own mind. They repeatedly express active suicidality and dark humor about death, like saying “i really need to kill myself like right now” and “Jokes over guys I'm genuinely going to kill myself if I don't lose at least ten pounds by the end of the month”. The song’s eerie, confessional tone mirrors their open, almost casual posting about cutting and blood, e.g. “Just licked the blood off my cuts 🧛🏻🧛🏻” and “Attempting to cut with dull blades is so embarrassing TT”. Its themes of being both victim and perpetrator of your own harm resonate with their admission that they know bulimia is killing them but feel trapped in it, as seen in “It will kill you before you know it”. The unsettling, almost theatrical darkness of the song also lines up with their dramatic tone and online persona, including lines like “If I dont get a lobotomy soon i will kill myself”.
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