DylanGTech
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Dylan's passion for his beliefs is evident in tweets like 'I hate SNAP, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid with a fiery passion.'
- Thoughtful: His philosophical musings, such as 'Why did God create an infinite universe of mostly dead worlds?' show his contemplative nature.
- Humorous: His tweet about his fiancée's mother saying 'kill Hobbit' by accident is a lighthearted example of his humor.
- Loyal: Dylan frequently expresses his love and commitment to his fiancée, Hobbit, as seen in tweets like 'Hobbit looks at me like this sometimes.'
- Culturally Curious: His interest in history, culture, and mapping is evident in tweets like 'Contrary to how paintings often show it, the Tower of Babel was almost definitely square.'
Weaknesses:
- Dogmatic: His strong opinions, such as 'I am honestly past the notion that a majority White America is worth saving,' may make him less open to differing viewpoints.
- Pessimistic: Dylan's tweet, 'Growing up in a vast area where every single county lost prime age population without exception did something to the way I view the world,' reveals a tendency towards a bleak outlook.
- Judgmental: His disdain for certain social programs, as seen in 'I was genuinely disgusted. I hate SNAP, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid with a fiery passion,' suggests a judgmental streak.
- Overly Critical: His tweet 'This one widow was bragging about how her son went to several colleges... What has he contributed?' shows a tendency to judge others harshly.
- Resistance to Change: His anti-democracy stance, as seen in 'The rise in anti-democracy sentiment is actually a sight to behold,' reflects a resistance to modern societal changes.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
Dylan's traditional Catholic values and strong moral compass make him similar to Ned Flanders. Like Ned, Dylan is deeply religious and often references his faith in tweets like 'True to our nature as creatures made in God's image, our very existence is in direct defiance of the Second Law of Thermodynamics.' His humor and love for his family, as seen in tweets about Hobbit, also align with Ned's wholesome yet quirky personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Dylan's tweets suggest he is an INTJ: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging. His focus on tradition and long-term strategic thinking, as seen in 'I devote my time to preserving and growing my clan's collective energy,' indicates a strong sense of future planning and structure. His analytical and philosophical musings, such as 'Why did God create an infinite universe of mostly dead worlds?' show his intuitive and contemplative nature. His logical and often critical approach to societal issues, like 'The rise in anti-democracy sentiment is actually a sight to behold,' reflects his thinking preference. Lastly, his adherence to traditional values and his structured worldview align with the judging trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Tower of Babel? Because I'm falling for your structure, even if you're a bit square.
- Are you a star? Because I feel like we're destined to fill the universe with life together.
- Are you a Hobbit? Because I feel like you're my precious.
- Are you a scenic train ride? Because I'd travel miles just to be with you.
- Your love is like a rare Roblox collectible—priceless and one of a kind.
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Traditional Catholic | Software Engineer | History, politics, and space enthusiast 🚀 | Mapping the world and pondering the infinite | Engaged to my Hobbit 🍓 | Anti-feminism, anti-democracy, pro-culture– @DylanGTech
Your signature cocktail
The Hudsonian Hobbit
The 'Hudsonian Hobbit' cocktail reflects Dylan's love for tradition, his Upstate New York roots, and his engagement to 'Hobbit.' Irish whiskey represents his Catholic faith and interest in Irish culture, while maple syrup and apple cider symbolize his connection to Upstate New York. The cinnamon stick adds warmth and a touch of spice, mirroring his strong opinions and fiery personality. This cozy, autumn-inspired drink is a perfect representation of Dylan's character.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dylan's strong sense of ambition, strategy, and loyalty to his 'clan' aligns well with the traits of Slytherin. His tweet 'I devote my time to preserving and growing my clan's collective energy to defeat our enemies when we have the overwhelming capacity to do so' shows a strategic mindset. His disdain for democracy and preference for hierarchy, as seen in 'The rise in anti-democracy sentiment is actually a sight to behold,' further supports this. Slytherins value tradition and legacy, which is evident in his admiration for traditional Catholic values and historic cultures.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
This song reflects Dylan's awareness of societal changes and his strong opinions about them. His tweet 'The rise in anti-democracy sentiment is actually a sight to behold' aligns with the song's theme of societal shifts. Additionally, his historical and cultural interests, as seen in tweets about the Tower of Babel and the decline of civilizations, echo the song's reflective and transformative tone.
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