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Your Simpsons character
This user fits best with Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, affectionate, and permanently online-brained. They constantly clown on things they love, like when they say “who the fuck is saying kyle rayner ate you guys insane” and “imagina gastar dinheiro com o jason todd”, which feels very Bart teasing his favorite targets. Their timeline is full of exaggerated reactions and dramatic yelling—“KILL HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” and “I MISS KYLE RAYNER😭”—matching Bart’s over-the-top energy. At the same time, they’re oddly sweet and devoted, shown in tweets like “sometimes my sis & i will hug each other and emotionally say 'i love you' over and over” and “i think it's beautiful when my mutuals interact”, echoing Bart’s hidden soft side. The mix of irreverent humor, mild menace, and genuine affection makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extravert: most tweets center on their inner world (emotions, hyperfixations, art) rather than big social scenes, e.g. “all i do here is look up kyle rayner, retweet a bunch of stuff and leave” and “i miss kyle rayner”, plus playful sensitivity about follower counts like “who unfollowed 🫤😕” suggests an inward, self-reflective focus. They’re clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they obsess over fictional characters and meta-fandom commentary instead of concrete, real‑life details, e.g. “you have to read at least20 kyle comics to even consider playfully insulting him” and the exaggerated, metaphorical “this is what it feels like to take a shower in ur average brazilian household when the power is almost out”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: they prioritize affection, relationships, and emotional reactions—“sometimes my sis & i will hug each other and emotionally say 'i love you' over and over” and “i think it's beautiful when my mutuals interact”—while their criticism is value‑based and dramatic like “I'M SO SERIOUS I'M BLOCKING EVERYONE THAT THINKS THIS DESIGN IS GOOD”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they frequently change pfps and plans (“i cant keep a pfp for too long man”, “i should do this again because i have like 30 more konmics”), bounce between impulses like “GUYS PLEASE DRAW ME KYLE RAYNER”, and show little evidence of rigid structure or long‑term planning. Putting this together—intense inner emotional life, idealized fandom attachments, playful spontaneity, and strong value‑driven reactions—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Dylan • he/him • comic nerd specializing in Kyle Rayner & Kon • once opened my sketchbook, saw my Kyle studies, and genuinely screamed– @dylosoup

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A base of cachaça with green lime zest stands in for Brazilian chaos and DC comics brainrot, buzzing like when they said “all i do here is look up kyle rayner, retweet a bunch of stuff and leave” and proudly declared “i might be kyle's biggest fan but i wont use a kyle pfp Sorry”. The guaraná soda reduction is hyper, fizzy sweetness—online at 300% energy, like when they screamed “DUDE I OPENED MY SKETCHBOOK TO DRAW AND I FORGOT I HAVE KYLE DRAWINGS AND I SCREAMED THIS SHIT GETS SERIOUS” and begged “GUYS PLEASE DRAW ME KYLE RAYNER”. A blue curaçao float nods to Kyle’s colors and Dylan’s eye for details, mirroring their surprise in “acabei de perceber q ele tem.olho azul ??????”. The basil and mint syrup is soft and affectionate, like when they gush over mutuals in “i think it's beautiful when my mutuals interact” and talk about hugging their sister in “sometimes my sis & i will hug each other and emotionally say 'i love you' over and over with our eyes closed”. Finally, a dash of saline solution adds a tiny bitter-salty edge, the same bite behind tweets like “people should allow themselves to dislike things” and “open twitter look up kyle rayner & #kylerayner leave twitter”, keeping the drink as dramatic, extra, and weirdly balanced as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Dylan reads as strongly Ravenclaw because of how intensely and specifically he fixates on the things he loves and wants to understand. His whole account is centered on a deep, almost scholarly fandom focus; he jokes that all he does is “look up kyle rayner, retweet a bunch of stuff and leave,” and he even proudly tracks his own comic "requirements" for having opinions, saying you “have to read at least20 kyle comics to even consider playfully insulting him." That gatekeeping is less about status and more about respecting knowledge and context. He treats media like something to be dissected and curated, assembling a whole tech desk only to philosophically wonder if its failure is “a divine punishment” in a dry, self-aware way: “i put together a whole ass tech desk yesterday just for it to stop working this morning is this a divine punishment.” Even his jokes lean clever and meta, like calling out design choices with principled aesthetic outrage — “I'M SO SERIOUS I'M BLOCKING EVERYONE THAT THINKS THIS DESIGN IS GOOD” — which fits Ravenclaw’s mix of taste, standards, and sarcastic wit more than hot-blooded Gryffindor or ruthless Slytherin. Underneath the snark, there’s also quiet emotional intelligence and affection, as shown when he says it’s “beautiful when my mutuals interact” and shares tender moments with his sister, but these come wrapped in the observational, slightly ironic tone common to Ravenclaws rather than the overt warmth of a Hufflepuff.

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A song that best fits them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures that mix of dorky passion, intensity, and self-aware humor that runs through their timeline. They’re loudly and almost comically obsessed with niche comic book guys, constantly yelling about Kyle Rayner like in “I MISS KYLE RAYNER😭”, “all i do here is look up kyle rayner, retweet a bunch of stuff and leave”, and “i might be kyle's biggest fan but i wont use a kyle pfp Sorry” — very "I’m just a weirdo with my own little world" energy. The song’s theme of being a passionate, slightly cringe nerd who’s completely earnest about their interests matches things like “DUDE I OPENED MY SKETCHBOOK TO DRAW AND I FORGOT I HAVE KYLE DRAWINGS AND I SCREAMED THIS SHIT GETS SERIOUS” and “GUYS PLEASE DRAW ME KYLE RAYNER”. Their mix of dramatic reactions and self-effacing jokes — for example “who unfollowed 🫤😕” and “sometimes i get so happy i scream and spank my youngest child” — lines up with the song’s blend of melodrama and humor. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag feels like the soundtrack of someone who lives extremely online, hyperfixates on their faves, and leans into being a lovable nerd rather than trying to be cool.

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