Dylybloke
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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, anti‑authority kid who loves to shock and provoke, much like @Dylybloke’s extreme, attention‑seeking tweets. The user’s statement "The British right is so fucking lame I'd rather vote for NSDAP" reflects Bart’s rebellious disregard for societal norms, similar to his classic "Eat my shorts!" attitude. Their self‑identification as "I am an incel, and that's okay" and the constant posting of bizarre meme‑filled content such as "Meme school" and "Life is gem!!!" echo Bart’s outsider, prankster persona that thrives on chaos. The user’s dark humor, like "Hitler: you must kill foids and persecute Jews Me: no Hitler, SpongeBob would be sad," aligns with Bart’s irreverent jokes that push boundaries for comedic effect. Overall, the combination of provocative, anti‑establishment, and meme‑driven behavior matches Bart’s role as the series’ chief troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant, loud posting and direct calls to others, such as We’re all outside YOUR window and talking right now and we’re NOT GONNA MOVE!!!, indicate a strong extraverted orientation. Their frequent use of bizarre, abstract associations – Greece is canon in the Monsters Inc universe and The opposite of gem is not slop, it is coal – shows a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. The tweets often take a debating, analytical tone, e.g., Conspiracy theory kills guys just don’t think about anything the government is always telling the truth, reflecting a thinking decision style. Finally, the erratic, spontaneous nature of their posts, exemplified by random ??? pictures and unstructured ramblings, points to a perceiving (P) rather than judging approach.

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UK meme curator, indie music maker & gamer. Once got lost in a museum for hours—found a souvenir T‑shirt and a new meme idea.– @Dylybloke

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The Gem & Coal Incel Elixir layers black vodka, grenadine, absinthe, fresh lemon juice, and a charcoal‑infused simple syrup, finished with a glittering rock‑candy garnish that looks like a precious gem. Its dark, bitter base mirrors the user’s self‑identification as an incel – "I am an incel, and that's okay" – while the vivid red grenadine nods to the provocative extremist humor such as "The British right is so fucking lame I'd rather vote for NSDAP". The sparkling rock‑candy garnish references the recurring mantra "Life is gem!!!" and the charcoal syrup evokes the contrasting line "The opposite of gem is not slop, it is coal". A whisper of absinthe adds a chaotic, hallucinogenic edge that captures the meme‑filled chaos of tweets like "Meme school" and "The war against incels is so fucking retarded". Together the drink is a contradictory blend of sweet, bitter, and smoky notes, reflecting the user’s chaotic online persona that swings between self‑deprecation, extremist bragging, and meme‑culture obsession.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses a desire for power and status, e.g., 'None of this would happen if they made me leader', showing ambition typical of Slytherin. They also display cunning and self‑interest, aligning with Slytherin's values, such as bragging about being 'semi famous' and seeking attention through provocative, extremist content. Their willingness to manipulate and provoke, as seen in tweets like 'The British right is so fucking lame I'd rather vote for NSDAP', reflects the Slytherin trait of seeking influence at any cost. Moreover, their lack of empathy and willingness to embrace dark, hateful ideologies matches Slytherin's association with the darker side of magic. Therefore, they most closely align with Slytherin.

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The user calls themselves 'the UK's Least Wanted' in their bio and declares 'I am an incel, and that's okay', highlighting a strong feeling of being an outsider. Their tweet 'I'm a punkrocker yes I am' and the self‑deprecating line 'None of this would happen if they made me leader' echo the yearning to belong yet feeling out of place, just like Radiohead's refrain 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. The repeated expressions of frustration with society, such as 'The war against incels is so fucking retarded and it says a lot about how society treats emotionally vulnerable young men', reinforce the song's theme of alienation and self‑doubt. Overall, the melancholic, self‑critical tone of 'Creep' mirrors the user's persistent sense of not fitting in and their desperate desire for recognition.

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