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Milhouse Van Houten fits best because the user often expresses insecurity, longing for a girlfriend, and social isolation, similar to Milhouse's teenage crush on Lisa and his frequent feelings of loneliness. For example, the tweet "It's almost Christmas and I don't have a girlfriend ... if you would just confess ... I would be OK with that" mirrors Milhouse's yearning for romance. The user's frequent use of emoticons and self‑deprecating humor, such as "I can't DRAW" and "Oh I’m pissed as fuck," reflects Milhouse's awkward, expressive teenage style. The many nerdy references to video games ("#TheGameAwards", "Yoko Taro NGE game", "I found screenshots of a minecraft map") and tech ("Fujitsu FMV BIBLO Model MG12D (2003)", "Any 2560x1440p monitors with decent color accuracy anyone can recommend, 25 27” would be ideal") align with Milhouse's geeky interests. Finally, the desire for more replies ("I want to receive more replies!") and worry about background checks ("should I try to purge most of my casual replies and shitpost tweets") echo Milhouse's constant need for acceptance and fear of being judged.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong need for social interaction and external feedback, as seen in tweets like "Eeeek❣️😳💦 It's almost Christmas… I don’t have a girlfriend… if you would just confess… I would be OK with that in a DM" and "I want to receive more replies!", indicating extraversion. Their frequent references to abstract symbolism—e.g., "I like to be deliberate in symbolism when making art, Makima's shape was inspired by Death personified in The Seventh Seal"—suggest a preference for intuition over concrete details. Emotional language and personal values dominate their communication, evident in "Many people forget that my actions were integral to the plot of Persona 3…" and the invitation "I love to read personal interpretations of my work; if anything I've made was particularly meaningful to you, please feel free to reply," pointing to a feeling orientation. The bio’s claim "I randomly draw mostly unrelated interests" and spontaneous posts like "I am kinda lazy and 8 times out of 10 I'll just walk at a slight follow to whoever I'm walking with" reflect a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Combined, these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Pixel artist & retro tech tinkerer. 🎨🖥️ Once tried opening a coconut—failed. Loves birthday cake, Minecraft maps, coffee shop sketches. DM for collabs.– @Dysfunct1ona1

Your signature cocktail
The Pixelated Palette is a layered, colorful drink that mirrors @Dysfunct1ona1’s love for random, unrelated interests and vibrant art, as they proudly post "Hi #PortfolioDay🙂 I like to draw and graphic design". A splash of blue curaçao paints the cocktail a bold hue, echoing their graphic‑design flair, while a swirl of coconut cream pays homage to the funny "I tried to open a coconut, but I failed." tweet. The bitter edge of tonic water combined with a shot of espresso liqueur captures the bittersweet longing in their lament "Eeeek❣️😳💦 It's almost Christmas🎄🎅and I don't have a girlfriend 💏💕 Seriously ⁉️😱💦😢⤵️ This means Christmas 🎄 will be all alone 😢💔⤵️ Peeew 😭💔💦 Actually 🤫💭 There is someone 😘💕🙂✨ and if you would just confess 💐💌💖 to me in a DM 💌 I would be OK with that 🙆♂️✨😳", balancing sweetness and melancholy. A drizzle of grenadine adds a pop of red, symbolizing the emotional bursts in "I can’t DRAW" and the plea for personal interpretations of their work. Finally, the drink’s layered look is a tribute to their tech nostalgia, recalling the "Hard drive transplant!" tweet, making each sip feel like a new pixel on a creative canvas.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong emphasis on intellectual curiosity and thoughtful analysis, for example they say 'I like to be deliberate in symbolism when making art, Makima's shape was inspired by Death personified in The Seventh Seal.' They also display technical interest, asking 'Any 2560x1440p monitors with decent color accuracy anyone can recommend?' and posting about a 'Hard drive transplant!' which indicates a love of learning about hardware. Their tweets often reflect self‑reflection and a desire to understand deeper concepts, such as 'On the forgiveness of killers' and 'I have been realizing that I’m kinda lazy...' This pattern of valuing knowledge, creativity, and analytical thinking aligns with the Ravenclaw house. Therefore, based on these traits, Ravenclaw is the most fitting house.

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Songs like Radiohead's "Creep" capture the user's sense of alienation and yearning for connection. Their tweet about being alone at Christmas ("...Christmas will be all alone 😢💔") shows loneliness, while "I am disconnected, is anyone there" highlights feeling isolated. The frustration expressed in "Oh I’m pissed as fuck" and creative block in "I can’t DRAW" match the self‑deprecating tone of the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". Their desire for attention ("I want to receive more replies!") aligns with the chorus "I’d like to be special, but I’m just a creep". The song’s melancholy yet honest vibe mirrors the user’s mix of artistic ambition and social insecurity.

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