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Like Lisa, this user is a principled intellectual who isn't afraid to call out social injustices, specifically regarding feminism and civic sense, noting that “asking for basic empathy and civic sense is already too much” in their environment. They share Lisa’s love for high-brow or niche media, such as Japanese cuisine, complex lyricism, and Letterboxd reviews, while often feeling like a frustrated outsider in their own community. The user reflects Lisa’s sharp tongue and moral superiority when they critique mainstream culture, stating that “any sane and mentally stable person can watch the entire kapil sharma show with a straight face” without laughing at its low-brow humor. Despite their cynicism, they have a deeply sensitive side, admitting that “life is emotionally abusive” and frequently engaging with art that they find “depressing af”.

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@dystopianzzz exhibits Extroversion through an open desire for engagement, admitting “'you're such an attention seeker' why u think i joined twitter 😭😭”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on deeper meanings in art, such as asking followers to “read the lyrics of this song even if Taylor Swift isn't your taste” and finding Dead Poets Society comparisons “accurate”. They lean toward Feeling, prioritizing emotional resonance and empathy while stating “life is emotionally abusive”. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a spontaneous and disorganized lifestyle, lamenting “lost all my drafts :(” and joking about the lack of “critical thinking” in others while they go with the flow.

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21. Indian cinema & Ariana enthusiast. Once went viral for a uni reel but still can’t figure out how to learn Tamil or cook anything but oyakodon. He/Him.– @dystopianzzz

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This drink starts with a Green Chartreuse base because “green is such a perfect colour i love green 💚 #whoreforgreen”. It’s a strong, high-energy cocktail for someone who says “not a single nonchalant bone in my body”, mixed with smoky Mezcal to honor the fact that “we smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate”. The bitters represent their cynical edge since “life is emotionally abusive”, but the pop-rock rim is a nod to their Ariana Grande obsession. Finally, it's served in a tall, thin glass to celebrate that “slut waist” while you settle in to “read p0rn... like a fucking gentelman”.

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dystopianzzz exhibits a distinct Slytherin blend of self-preservation and sharp, unfiltered honesty, shown when they admit “i'll hate on everything and everyone today FUCK U ALL”. Their resourcefulness and vanity are evident in their self-proclaimed “slut waist” and the admission that “my biggest crush is unfortunately me and i flirt with myself the most”. They possess a cunning edge regarding social dynamics, preferring to “mute” rather than block, and they maintain a guarded nature regarding sensitive topics to avoid being misunderstood. This ambition for personal peace and self-satisfaction over communal harmony, combined with their “attention seeker” nature, aligns perfectly with the house of the ambitious and shrewd.

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As a self-proclaimed 'Arianator,' dystopianzzz embodies the energy of an Ariana Grande anthem, specifically one that balances personal growth with a touch of drama. They are openly obsessed with the artist, stating, “one of the biggest pop stars on the planet but act like some indie artist with 2 fans”, and they even contemplated making her their “new pfp”. The song's themes of self-love and moving on from past 'stories' align with their bio, “Just wanna let this story die”, and their playful vanity in tweets like “my biggest crush is unfortunately me and i flirt with myself the most”. Ultimately, their blend of sharp social commentary and pop-culture devotion makes this Ariana classic their perfect musical match.

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