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The account’s obsessive focus on revolutionary ideology, glorification of violent authority, and repeated mantra "Religion was born under man, lives under man, and will die under communism" mirrors Mr. Burns' single‑minded pursuit of power and control. Like Burns, the user idolizes historical tyrants (e.g., quoting Lavrentiy Beria: "anyone who attempts to raise a hand against the will of our people... will be mercilessly crushed") and treats propaganda as a personal creed. The incessant repetition of the same slogan, akin to Burns' catch‑phrase "Excellent," shows a lack of nuance and an echo‑chamber mentality. Both exhibit a disdain for dissent and elevate their own doctrine above all else, making Mr. Burns the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitary ideological expression rather than social interaction, as seen in repeated solitary manifesto‑style tweets like "Religion was born under man, lives under man, and will die under communism." Their focus on abstract, theoretical concepts such as Marxist theory, Hegelian logic, and revolutionary ideology indicates a dominant intuition (N), e.g., the quote about being a "disciple of Hegel" and the repeated use of historical and philosophical references. The tone is logical, analytical, and often blunt, favoring rational argument over emotional appeal, exemplified by statements like "If someone becomes a problem, then they must be solved" and the citation of Marx’s materialist views. Finally, the user displays a judging (J) orientation, consistently presenting organized, structured content (lists of historical quotes, systematic propaganda) and a clear agenda to influence thought, rather than spontaneous or open‑ended commentary. These combined traits align best with the INTJ personality type.

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History buff, Marxist scholar, and avid collector of vintage Soviet photos. Former @Parteitreuer. #RevolutionaryReadings– @Dzerzhinskyite

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The beet‑infused vodka mirrors the repeated mantra “Religion was born under man, lives under man, and will die under communism.” — a blood‑red reminder of their relentless anti‑religious zeal. Campari’s bitter edge reflects the quote “If someone becomes a problem, then they must be solved.” — Angkar slogan, and the harsh reality of revolutionary violence. Honey adds a fleeting sweetness for moments like “This man has been vindicated by history.” — showing a soft spot for glorified comrades. Smoked rosemary evokes the industrial, militaristic vibe of “Anti aircraft gunners of the battleship Sevastopol reading Pravda” and the “Ironman” Wang Jinxi. Finally, a dash of absinthe pays homage to their Hegel‑marxist obsession: “I am a disciple of Hegel…the presumptuous chattering of the epigones…”.

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The account repeatedly emphasizes ambition, ruthless leadership, and a willingness to use violence to achieve ideological goals, which are hallmark Slytherin traits. For example, it tweets, “If someone becomes a problem, then they must be solved.” — Angkar slogan, and “Let our enemies know that anyone who attempts to raise a hand against the will of our people, against the will of the party of Lenin and Stalin, will be mercilessly crushed and destroyed.” — Lavrentiy P. Beria. It also glorifies self‑preservation and power through quotes like “I am for violence, authority, discipline. I accept them, as a whole with all their horrors without cowardly reservations.” — José Carlos Mariátegui. These statements show a clear focus on cunning, resourcefulness, and an unapologetic pursuit of dominance, aligning the user with Slytherin.

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The account repeatedly glorifies communist ideology, quoting Marx, Lenin, Stalin, and revolutionary figures, e.g., "Religion was born under man, lives under man, and will die under communism" and "If revolution demands violence, authority, discipline, I am for violence, authority, discipline." The lyrics of "The Internationale" celebrate the unity of workers worldwide and the overthrow of oppression, matching the user’s focus on revolutionary struggle and historical communist heroes. Their frequent posts about historic Soviet events, anti‑religious sentiment, and calls for militant action align perfectly with the anthem’s call to "Arise, ye workers, from your slumber" and its enduring status as the most famous socialist song.

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