Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High Intelligence: Claims the status of a “genius” and displays technical knowledge regarding “vending machines” and “companion robots.”
- Resourcefulness: Demonstrates survival skills by utilizing vault technology to secure “food and drinks” while being trapped.
- Strategic Visionary: Reflects on large-scale plans, imagining a “beautiful world” resulting from cooperation and complex “plans.”
- Unwavering Determination: Refuses to give up despite being stuck in “4 walls no windows,” focusing constantly on escape.
- Philosophical Mindset: Engages with deep themes of “letting go” and quotes historical figures like “John Henry Eden.”
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive Nature: Fixated on his rivalry with the “courier” and his loss of “control.”
- Extreme Arrogance: Boasts about having a “flawless reputation” and views others as “morons.”
- Inability to Forgive: Harbors deep resentment, stating a victim “deserved what I did to her and even more.”
- Emotional Instability: Repeatedly uses frantic outbursts like “Do you hear me?!” and expresses disgust toward others.
- Social Isolation: Admits that “no one is rushing to free me” and struggles to form genuine connections without “bomb collars.”
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Like C. Montgomery Burns, this user embodies a megalomaniacal, elite authority figure who views others as mere tools, specifically through the use of “bomb collars”. Both characters share an obsessive need for control and a fragile ego, reacting with fury when their authority is challenged, shouting “I'm the best with a flawless reputation!!!”. Even when defeated or isolated, they maintain a delusional sense of superiority, claiming “Someone forgot that I'm a genius” while plotting revenge from their metaphorical or literal high towers. Ultimately, they are defined by a bitter inability to let go of power, lamenting that they “always won” in their own idealized version of the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Elder Elijah exhibits Introversion (I) through his isolation in the Sierra Madre, viewing others only as tools or obstacles, as seen when he rants about his “prison sentence in this vault”. His Intuition (N) is reflected in his obsession with grand visions and future revenge, dismissing the present lesson of 'letting go' as “blah blah blah”. He displays Thinking (T) by prioritizing efficiency and technology over human life, explicitly questioning the logic of others and mocking sentiments like “consenting to your loved one being with your future murderer”. Finally, his Judging (J) nature is shown in his rigid, controlling mindset and his self-proclaimed status as a “genius” who meticulously plans to reclaim control, lamenting that things would be better if the world “cooperated with the courier like this” under his direction.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Sierra Madre vending machine? Because you're a genius invention that provides everything I need to survive this lockdown.
- Forget the bomb collars—the only thing I’m hopelessly attached to is you. Do you hear me?!
- I'd never try to 'let go' of you; I think that 'finding it' is the only part that matters, no matter what the holograms say.
- Even if we’re stuck between four walls and no windows, I’d still pick you over a vault full of gold. #Robcoop
- You don't need a hologram to get my attention; one look at your 'flawless reputation' and I'm already under your control.
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Former Brotherhood Elder currently consulting on high-security vault management from the Sierra Madre. Expert in RobCo systems and wireless collar technology.– @DziadOkrutny
Your signature cocktail
The Sierra Madre Lockdown
This experimental, bitter cocktail captures the mania of a genius trapped in his own vault, insisting “Someone forgot that I'm a genius”. The smoky base reflects the Ghost People, while the high alcohol content matches his aggressive energy and demands to be noticed: “Do you hear me?! Do you hear me?!”. The gold leaf serves as a cruel reminder of his inability to follow the advice “'Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.' blah blah blah... they made me say that because I don't think so at all!!!”. Finally, the Pop Rocks mimic the explosive tension of his favorite tool, as he scoffs at those “Imagine not using bomb collars”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Elder Elijah exemplifies Slytherin traits through his extreme ambition and obsession with control, fueled by a self-proclaimed 'flawless reputation'. His resourcefulness and sense of superiority are evident when he reminds others that he is a 'genius' capable of surviving the Sierra Madre vault using its vending machines. He prioritizes power over ethics, mockingly asking, “Imagine not using bomb collars” to manipulate others. Even in defeat, his cunning mind focuses on future vengeance, threatening, “when I get out of here... Oh, you can only guess”. Ultimately, his worldview is defined by dominance, as shown in his bio where he claims his enemies were “always under my control!”.
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Master of Puppets - Metallica
The song's theme of total control and manipulation perfectly aligns with Elijah's obsession with dominance, as seen in his bio: “you were always under my control!”. He views people as tools, once lamenting that others should “Imagine not using bomb collars” to ensure obedience. The lyrics' focus on a 'master' leading others to their doom reflects his relationship with his subordinates, whom he views as a “puppet of yours, this courier”. Despite being trapped, his god-complex remains intact as he shouts, “I'm the best with a flawless reputation!!!”. Ultimately, the track captures the aggressive, frantic energy of a man who demands to be heard, repeatedly tweeting, “Do you hear me?! Do you hear me?!”.
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