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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: a passionate nerd with strong opinions, niche obsessions, and a tendency to overthink media and relationships. Like Lisa fixating on specific bands or causes, this user hyper focuses on particular ships and series, saying things like “My body is a machine that turns all kind of media into yuri” and going long-form about ship dynamics such as “Both doomed and that's what would make it great… You can write/draw a lot of great stuff about those bitches and I support all of it”. They’re reflective and analytical about fandom behavior, e.g. “I think people shouldn't be afraid to admit they dislike a ship for no reason instead of finding bullshit excuses why they dislike it”, similar to Lisa calling out hypocrisy. At the same time, they have a chaotic, emotional side that rants, panics, and jokes in all caps, like in “OH MY GOD LIZZY HI LIZZY HIHIHIHI… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD HOLY MOLY O MÓJ BOŻE”. The blend of artistic drive, social/ship analysis, and dramatic online outbursts fits a very online, fandom-era version of Lisa more than any other main character.

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They show clear Extraversion: they constantly address an audience as “chat” and “guys,” share strong live reactions, and even organize community events like Vizzy Week, e.g. “Oh boy oh boy chat who would've guessed that a ship week like this will exist!! 💖” and “VIZZY WEEK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!”. Their focus is highly Intuitive: they spin elaborate AUs and meta comparisons instead of sticking to surface facts, such as “I have accidentally created an AU where V gets separated from Nuzi in a zombie apocalypse…” and “For those with eyes Reze and Denji are kinda like V and N while Asa and Denji are kinda like Uzi and N...”. They lean Feeling: they talk about what ships feel like, openly gush about characters, and emphasize personal preferences and community vibes, e.g. “Both doomed and that's what would make it great… You can write/draw a lot of great stuff about those bitches and I support all of it” and “I'm glad people seem to be positive about the Vizzy week 😭”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention being tired, sick, or procrastinating, reshuffle plans, and accept chaos in their schedule, like “Drawing for the vizzy week is so funny because wym I might fail my test because I didn't study and focused on drawing lesbians lmao” and “Expect day 4 and day 5 to be posted tomorrow since oh god my ass too tired...”. All of this points to an expressive, idea-driven, emotionally open, and spontaneous creator, which fits ENFP best.

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Fanartist powering on yuri, VHS static & too much coffee. Mostly Murder Drones, Vizzy brainrot & assorted robots. Once almost failed a test for lesbians.– @dziadymmga37

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This drink is sharp, chaotic and a little overcaffeinated, just like someone who would skip studying because they were “drawing lesbians lmao”. The vodka with black tea and raspberries channels their sleepless, hyperfixated art grind and yuri brain, echoing “My body is a machine that turns all kind of media into yuri” in this tweet. Sour cherry liqueur adds dramatic sweetness with a bite, fitting someone who can say “Hospitals suck ass that's all I can say. Anyway vizzy soon!”. The tonic water with chili is the sudden kick of rage and shitpost energy behind lines like “FUCKING SHIT” and “LET'S ALL NOT DIE” in this New Year’s yell. Cloudy apple juice keeps it easy to drink and a bit nostalgic, like a cozy fandom corner where they sit saying things like “it's pretty warm in here oughhhhhhhhhh”. Finally, edible gold glitter and a blackberry skewer nod to their dramatic, sparkly Vizzy obsession and flirt energy, reminiscent of Lizzy charming baristas for discounts in this scenario.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a mix of strong ambition, sharp social instincts, and a comfort with messiness that fits Slytherin best. They’re actively building and organizing fandom spaces, e.g. hyping and then running Vizzy Week, teasing announcements, and managing multiple accounts: “Oh boy oh boy chat who would've guessed that a ship week like this will exist!! 💖 #vizzy #vizzyweek2025 #murderdrones” and “CHAT I HAVE MADE AN ACCOUNT FOR WIPS AND RANDOM DZIAD TALK @AsaPossum”. They’re also candidly strategic and unbothered by drama, saying “I have never ragebaited anyone in my life which is kinda funny” and openly sharing controversial ship takes while acknowledging potential backlash: “I would give more ship opinions but I feel like I would get brutally killed”. Their fascination with toxic/messy dynamics and doomed relationships—“I love toxic hetslop envy ❤️” and “Both doomed and that's what would make it great. Not sure how to explain it, but their characters just fit in a way that is so nice.”—leans into Slytherin’s comfort with complexity rather than Hufflepuff-style harmony. Even their humor has a ruthless edge, like “I sure hope he explodes in his sleep.” and turning everything into yuri as a kind of personal agenda: “My body is a machine that turns all kind of media into yuri”. They are creative and community-minded, but the overarching vibe is ambitious, bold, and a bit wickedly gleeful—classic Slytherin rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the detached intellect of Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is girls by girl in red, because so much of their online presence is overflowing, slightly chaotic lesbian yearning and yuri brainrot. They literally describe themselves as someone whose "body is a machine that turns all kind of media into yuri", and most of their art and commentary centers on wlw ships like Vizzy and Dollzi. Their timeline is full of enthusiastic, almost explosive reactions to female characters — like "Lizzy in the ad made me lightheaded I had to sit down or else I would collapse oh god I love Lizzy" and the all-caps "OH MY GOD LIZZY HI LIZZY HIHIHIHI LOOK LIZZY IS THERE", which mirrors the song’s intense, giddy crush energy. They also openly frame their creative life around drawing lesbians, joking about "drawing for the vizzy week ... and focused on drawing lesbians", which fits the song’s unapologetic sapphic focus. The mix of sincerity, meme-y humor, and obsessive affection for girl x girl dynamics lines up almost perfectly with the vibe of girls.

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