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Bart Simpson is the best match because the user exhibits the classic rebellious, impulsive, and chaotic energy that defines Bart. The tweet "Guy is playing league of legends on his phone in the middle of class. And fucking lost it, it was so funny" mirrors Bart’s love for breaking school rules and causing mischief. The user’s constant profanity, sudden mood swings ("I just threw up, I feel like shit.") and random statements like "I think I might be a hedgehog" echo Bart’s unpredictable, child‑like imagination. Their enthusiastic, impulsive purchases such as "I'M BUYING FROSTPUNK 2!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED" reflect Bart’s tendency to act on a whim without thinking of consequences. Finally, the mix of self‑aggrandizing claims ("Even death cannot stop me I am above it") and a constant need for attention is reminiscent of Bart’s overconfidence and desire to be the center of attention.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted energy with posts like 'IM BACKKK WOOOOO!!!' and 'I'm so happy rn', constantly broadcasting excitement. Their imagination and abstract focus appear in tweets such as 'The thought of a giant fucking zigurat excites me' and 'Do not google what outer space movie came out in 1992, that shit is crazy', indicating a preference for intuition. Emotional, value‑driven language like 'I love being happy', 'Lord allow me repentance, for the sins I have committed', and 'Even death cannot stop me I am above it' points to a feeling orientation. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of tweets like 'I just threw up, I feel like shit', 'I'm buying Frostpunk 2!!!!!', and 'I FOUND A NEW GAME TO OBESE OVER!!!' reflects a perceiving style. Together these traits match the ENFP personality type.

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Polish gamer & DnD storyteller. Obsessed with horror games, Frostpunk & MLP. Once DM'd a campaign in a school hallway. Sharing quirky memes & rants.– @Dziapap

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The Zigurat of the Eldritch Worm captures Dziapap's chaotic love for horror and gaming, mixing Polish Żubrówka for the 'Poland' references and the absurd vibe of "Żydzi instalują atomówki w Polsce". Absinthe adds the surreal, "The thought of a giant fucking zigurat excites me" excitement and eldritch feel, while Red Bull fuels the frantic gaming energy from tweets about "World of Horror" and "Fear and Hunger". A splash of lime juice gives the sour, nauseating edge of "I feel like throwing up", and gummy worms garnish nods to the self‑declaration "I'm a worm". The drink is as unpredictable as their timeline, echoing lines like "Even death cannot stop me I am above it" and "I would do literally anything to sleep even once in that bed".

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently demonstrates a desire for power, self‑importance and ambition, traits most aligned with Slytherin. They claim superiority over death, saying "Even death can not stop me I am above it" which shows a drive to dominate and outlast others. Their willingness to do anything for personal gratification is evident in "I would do literally anything to sleep even once in that bed. My god this is such a swag." They revel in shocking or controversial actions, such as "YES! BOTTOM SURGERY FOR EVERY TRANS WOMAN!! #TransForElon" and "The thought of a giant fucking zigurat excites me", highlighting a bold, ambitious pursuit of attention. Finally, their self‑promotion and strategic manipulation of trends ("I love learning from video games…") reflect the cunning and resourcefulness typical of Slytherin.

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The user's stream of chaotic, surreal posts—e.g., "The thought of a giant fucking zigurat excites me" and "Death is the answear"—reflects a world that feels absurd and unsettling. Their repeated mentions of nausea and self‑destruction, such as "I think I'm gonna throw up" and "I just threw up, I feel like shit", echo the song’s melancholy about feeling out of place. The line "Even death can not stop me I am above it" and the self‑declaration "I feel like eldritch god" capture the existential dread that the lyric "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, this is a mad world" conveys. The refrain "And I find it kind of funny, I guess that's why they call it mad, mad world" matches the user’s mix of dark humor and absurdity, as seen in tweets like "I love world of horror" and "I'm a worm". Overall, the mood and themes of "Mad World" align closely with the user's blend of anxiety, nihilism, and bizarre humor.

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