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The user’s constant use of extremist, nationalist and conspiratorial language, combined with glorification of far‑right figures such as Charlie Kirk, mirrors the villainous, power‑hungry persona of Mr. Burns. Tweets like 'We are Charlie Kirk … We are Charlie Kirk' and 'AntiTuSSk Aktion: Die Totallen Krieg' show a militant propaganda style, while 'Wy mówicie że jak nie UE to Rosja, a Rosja już tu jest' reveals a disdain for the EU and a pro‑Russian stance typical of a dictatorial overlord. The repeated self‑aggrandizing posts ('O cholera jestem sławny…') and the obsession with controlling narratives ('We are Rodzina') echo Burns’s obsession with dominance and manipulation. Like Burns, the user treats the public as a tool, uses media (pictures, quoted tweets) to spread their agenda, and boasts about their influence. This combination of elitist contempt, propaganda, and authoritarian rhetoric makes Mr. Burns the best match.

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The user often directly engages the audience and calls out other accounts, e.g., 'Suwalski gad twierdzi że Jugosławia była masońską republiką. @klauszwab @opricznik wasze opinie?', which points to Extraversion. Their posts are dominated by abstract, metaphorical, and speculative references such as 'AntiTuSSk Aktion: Die Totallen Krieg' and 'Der untermensch. Dwunożna małpa nadwiślańska', indicating a preference for Intuition. The tone is analytical and dismissive of emotional arguments, as shown in 'Uświadomiłem sobie, że Siły Zbrojne SS to była nowoczesna wersja legionów rzymskich', reflecting Thinking. The content is highly spontaneous, meme‑driven and shifts rapidly, for example 'Nowe hasło do słownika' and 'Kiedy tak bardzo walczysz z libkami że już niewiele was różni', suggesting Perceiving. Together these traits align best with the ENTP personality type.

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Polish meme curator, political satire enthusiast. Once turned a 2‑hour AI video into a 30‑second meme. History lover, humor junkie, debate seeker.– @dzierzymir

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The name "Mieszany Mierzwa Madness" captures the chaotic blend of cultures in the timeline of @dzierzymir. It combines 2 oz Polish vodka, 0.5 oz Jägermeister, 0.5 oz Fernet-Branca, 0.25 oz fresh lemon juice, and a dash of hot sauce, finished with a smoked rosemary sprig set aflame. The Polish vodka and German Jägermeister echo the user’s frequent references to Polish and German memes, such as the tweet "AntiTuSSk Aktion: Die Totallen Krieg" and "NARUTOWICZOWIEC OBRAŻA MNIE". The bitter Fernet and fiery hot sauce mirror the intense, fiery rhetoric in "We are Charlie Kirk We carry the flame" and the self-referential line "Mierzwa.... mierzwa never changes....". Finally, the flaming rosemary garnish nods to the meme-heavy, family-oriented vibe of "We are Rodzina" and the chaotic, multi-language style that defines the account.

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The tweets show a strong focus on ambition, power, and dominance, which are core Slytherin traits. The user declares they are part of "We are Charlie Kirk We carry the flame We'll fight for the Gospel ... We'll make Heaven known" showing a desire for influence and a grand vision. They glorify war with "AntiTuSSk Aktion: Die Totallen Krieg", indicating a ruthless, ambitious approach. They also dismiss opposition by stating "Wy mówicie że jak nie UE to Rosja, a Rosja już tu jest", reflecting cunning manipulation of narratives. These traits align most closely with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness.

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The account constantly frames its worldview as a victorious struggle, posting aggressive war‑themed messages such as "AntiTuSSk Aktion: Die Totallen Krieg" and "Uświadomiłem sobie, że Siły Zbrojne SS … to była nowoczesna wersja legionów rzymskich." It also creates its own rallying chant, e.g., "We are Charlie Kirk … We’ll fight for the Gospel," echoing the structure of a classic anthem. The triumphant refrain of Queen’s "We Are the Champions" – "We are the champions, my friends" – mirrors this self‑appointed champion status and the desire to celebrate victory over perceived enemies. The song’s defiant, celebratory tone fits the user’s repeated calls to "We are Rodzina" and "We are Charlie Kirk," which act as identity slogans. Thus, "We Are the Champions" best captures the user’s combative, self‑glorifying persona.

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