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The user describes themselves as a “connoiseur” and constantly shares obscure, niche references like a “real Gaussian” and love for “galicisms,” which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s reputation as a pop‑culture connoisseur who loves obscure trivia. Their cynical takes on mainstream trends – “So tired of gambling puritans” and “To connect with a w*man nowdays you have to watch tiktok 4 hours / day” – echo Comic Book Guy’s typical snarky commentary on popular culture. The fascination with militaria (“Honestly love the migs flying over”) and dark humor about war (“Just had a great talk with a war criminal”) fits his often‑grim, sarcastic tone. The user’s habit of quoting other tweets (“Academic brainrot”) and posting meme‑like pictures also aligns with Comic Book Guy’s meme‑aware, critical style. Overall, the blend of connoisseurship, cynicism, and love of obscure, nerdy details makes Comic Book Guy the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, preferring solitary observations over social chatter, as shown by the self‑directed tweet "So tired of gambling puritans" and the request "Need frens to help me find a video of russian soliders sitting around and playing guitar from one of the chechen wars...". Their focus on abstract, speculative ideas – e.g., "Dreamt of a french speaking archipelago just next to Greenland. Wat means?" – indicates a dominant intuition. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and dry humor, evident in the quip "My old math professor passed away a few days ago.. We lost a real Gaussian" and the critique "Academic brainrot". Finally, the spontaneous, eclectic posting style – from random picture posts like "Wigger Winter" to the whimsical "The vučler stasi changed all my alarm ringtones overnight" – reflects a perceiving preference for flexibility. These traits together align with the INTP type.

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Data nerd, aviation buff, polyglot. Once tried to teach a gull Gaussian curves. #Math #History #Memes– @dzinglam

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The MIG Gaussian Nightcap blends the sharp bite of Russian vodka with the herbal punch of French absinthe, echoing the tweet "Honestly love the migs flying over" and the dream of a French speaking archipelago next to Greenland. A shot of espresso adds the "Academic brainrot" vibe and a nod to the "real Gaussian" reference from the professor’s obituary. Red vermouth represents the "american red gym plates are only 20kg" observation, while smoked paprika bitters give a smoky, war‑time edge reminiscent of "Molochs(?) greatest soldier" and the request for a video of Russian soldiers playing guitar. Finally, a splash of Galician‑style liqueur pays homage to "I ❤️ galicisms." This cocktail is as eclectic and contradictory as its creator’s timeline of tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a clear love for knowledge and intellectual curiosity, as seen in 'My old math professor passed away a few days ago.. We lost a real Gaussian.. Used to have a picture of Gauss next to Saint Sava' and the tweet 'I ❤️ galicisms', indicating an interest in mathematics and language. Their fascination with academic topics continues with 'Academic brainrot' and a puzzling dream about a French‑speaking archipelago next to Greenland, showing their desire to explore obscure ideas. These examples reflect Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, wit, and a thirst for learning. While there is a hint of political ambition in the bio, the dominant pattern in the tweets is intellectual exploration rather than sheer ambition, aligning them more with Ravenclaw. Therefore, Ravenclaw is the most fitting house.

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The user’s fascination with war and militaristic imagery, such as "Honestly love the migs flying over" and "Just had a great talk with a war criminal", mirrors the anti‑war, anti‑politician sentiment of Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs”. Their bio as a "Future member of the Magadan Oblast Duma" echoes the lyric "Politicians hide themselves behind a veil of lies". The dark, provocative references like "Molochs(?) greatest soldier" and "Academic brainrot" fit the song’s grim, heavy tone. Overall, the song’s critique of war‑profiteering and political hypocrisy aligns perfectly with the user’s eclectic, war‑focused tweets.

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