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Your Simpsons character
The user shows a rebellious, anti‑authority attitude, constantly railing against corporate greed, government corruption, and mainstream media, similar to Bart’s love of causing trouble and questioning adults (e.g., 'the EU is making some mentally deranged decisions right now and I don't understand how some people think it can be justified/defended', 'the romanian government proved the romanian people have no real freedoms'). Their frequent use of profanity, sarcasm, and meme‑style humor mirrors Bart’s trademark slang and irreverence ('if im not randomly and inappropriately flirting with you we are probably not friends', 'i could never be the 'i can fix her' type'). The user also demonstrates a cynical worldview and a tendency to mock social norms, just as Bart scoffs at school and adult expectations ('i hate this typa mental rigidity so fken much', 'i'm tired of seeing 'news outlets' overusing 'breaking''). However, unlike Homer’s simple pleasures, this user is a self‑identified ‘thinker of thoughts’ and tech‑savvy, aligning with Bart’s clever, quick‑witted scheming nature ('its generally true that 'new ideas' are hard to create out of nothing... AI aggregates existing human knowledge'). Overall, the combination of constant rebellion, sarcasm, profanity, and a critical view of authority makes Bart Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often reflecting on personal frustrations and posting solitary rants like "i could never be the 'i can fix her' type" and "having nobody to vent to when i fumble the bag makes things more difficult". Their focus on abstract patterns and future‑oriented ideas, such as "its generally true that 'new ideas' are hard to create out of nothing" and "either reduce ai energy consumption waste or increase nuclear energy production", indicates an intuitive (N) style. They consistently prioritize logical analysis over emotional concern, evident in tweets like "do artists taking commissions via socials pay income tax? if yes, how? if no, stop whining about ai" and "why the flip would you not do it". Finally, their preference for structure, goal‑setting and decisive language, as seen in "reached many goals this year" and "2025 will have to be the year i start building up, up and up", reflects a judging (J) orientation. Together these traits point to an INTJ personality.

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Indie game dev & AI skeptic, fueled by coffee, memes, and endless login-queue musings. Invented the : )9 emoji after a night of bug-hunting.– @e2631_

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The smoked mezcal captures the nuclear‑energy frustration in the tweet "either reduce ai energy consumption waste or increase nuclear energy production. why the fuck are we still burning coal?" adding a smoky, rebellious edge. Cold brew coffee mirrors the late‑night gaming and AI obsession seen in "loving mh wilds rn. needed a casual game i can just have mindless fun in for a while now... but oh my fucking god it looks so god fucking awful because of framegen and ai upscaling slop", giving the drink a gritty, caffeinated bite. Chili bitters bring the fiery profanity and mental rigidity echoed in "i could never be the 'i can fix her' type mainly bcz ive noticed most people dont actually want to be fixed and i hate this typa mental rigidity so fken much", delivering a sharp, spicy kick. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, meme‑laden depth that nods to the cynical cultural critique in "the 'romanians steal' stereotype is still very much valid and going strong; in a recent patch, apparently, a certain higher level class can now steal your human rights with seemingly no counter or repercussions whatsoever", while tonic water provides a bitter, crisp finish reflecting the stark realism of "here's your seldom reminder that everyone is out for themselves and loyalty and dedication will no longer get you anywhere in life".

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong focus on knowledge, analysis, and curiosity, as seen in tweets like "its generally true that 'new ideas' are hard to create out of nothing... all its done is aggregate existing human knowledge" and "how does one claim the invention of an emoji". They frequently critique systems with logical reasoning, for example "either reduce ai energy consumption waste or increase nuclear energy production" and "if you work on a product, think to yourself if you like the product yourself". Their love for technical detail and intellectual debate, such as questioning the purpose of "arch/stack" and discussing AI's role, aligns with Ravenclaw's values. While they are outspoken and critical, their core motivation appears to be seeking truth and understanding rather than power or loyalty, fitting Ravenclaw best.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly attack authority and express a refusal to comply, echoing the defiant chorus “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” from “Killing in the Name.” For example, they write, "the extremely corrupt romanian government is blocking and denying the romanian people their fundamental human rights," and later call the EU "the EUSSR" and say it is “making some mentally deranged decisions.” Their anger at corporate greed appears in lines like, "if i go to one more fucking restaurant… I swear to god I will freeze then deepfry the owner's family" and their disdain for tech elitism shows in, "what the fuck even is the point of 'muh arch/stack' when all sites look functionally the same." These sentiments of rebellion, frustration, and a willingness to confront power match the song’s anti‑establishment message.

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