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Dan's love for alcohol, his tendency to make questionable decisions, and his self-deprecating humor make him a perfect match for Barney Gumble. Like Barney, Dan often jokes about his drinking habits, and his tweets are filled with anecdotes about his drunken escapades. He also shares Barney's tendency to make impulsive decisions, like betting on the opposing team or smoking an entire pack of cigarettes. Despite his flaws, both Dan and Barney have a sense of humor about themselves and their situations, making them relatable and endearing characters.

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Hockey enthusiast, goon extraordinaire, and occasional connoisseur of fine ash-infused coffee. Follow for questionable opinions, questionable life choices, and questionable pictures.– @early90spants

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Dan's loyalty to his friends and family, his dedication to his hobbies, and his down-to-earth personality align with the values of Hufflepuff. He often expresses love for his family, like in his tweet about buying his mom a Ninja Creami, and he's fiercely loyal to his friends, even if it means rooting for the opposing team to annoy them. His passion for hockey and his willingness to embrace unconventional interests, like Joshi and 'weezer demos', showcase his dedication to his passions. He's also not afraid to admit his flaws and mistakes, a trait that aligns with Hufflepuff's acceptance of everyone, regardless of their shortcomings. Although he might not be the most courageous or ambitious, his kind heart and unwavering loyalty make him a true Hufflepuff.

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This song, with its raw emotion and its scathing lyrics about a past relationship, captures Dan's tendency to express his frustrations and anger through humor. His tweets often feature sarcastic comments, self-deprecating jokes, and even outright insults, all of which reflect the song's themes of betrayal, resentment, and a desire to be heard. The song's raw energy and its willingness to confront uncomfortable truths resonate with Dan's unapologetic and often controversial online persona.

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