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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially in her darker, more overwhelmed episodes. Like Lisa, Julian is politically aware and strongly opinionated, openly hating Trump and conservatives, as seen when he posts things like “Just found out im following a trumpie 🙁 hashtag B B B BLOCKED” and “So my mother said were moving to europe if trump wins.. lets hope that promise stays cause it aint looking good 😐”. Lisa often channels her pain into intense fixation, which mirrors Julian’s hyper-self-aware, self-destructive humor and ED focus, like “Sitting here crying over calories FUCK MY LIFE” and “‘Im gonna lock in!’ binges ... 'Im gonna lock in!' kills myself”. There’s also Lisa’s tendency to use irony and intellect as a shield; Julian does similar with edgy jokes and self-deprecation, such as “Gonna cut while watching this video icl” and “WL lifehack for edtwt!!! When your family member dies you will feel so horrible that eating makes you feel so nauseous you wont eat !! 😁😁”. Finally, Lisa’s mix of loneliness, wanting to be understood, and trying to connect tracks with Julian’s constant interaction bait and moothunts, like “Interaction bait !! Who am I to you ??” and “♡ ✦. ⊹ ˚ . : 🪼 ♡ or ⟳ to be moots!!”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and attention from their online community, using interaction bait like “Interaction bait !! Who am I to you ?? 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯” and explicitly inviting engagement with “Moothunt bc im bored ! :3 ... ♡ ✦. ⊹ ˚ . : 🪼 ♡ or ⟳ to be moots!!”. Their humor, dramatic expressions, and tendency to turn personal struggles into shared discourse suggest they energize through social connection rather than withdrawal. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: they often frame life in terms of visions and future identity, like “Once I'm skinny I'm gonna pull up with a tumblr 2014 ass life” and “whos to say my vision board cant impact me getting to my ugw 🤔🤔”, showing a focus on imagined futures and symbolism rather than concrete, present-moment details. Their jokes mix absurdity and abstract ideas, such as “WL lifehack for edtwt!!! When your family member dies you will feel so horrible that eating makes you feel so nauseous you wont eat !! 😁😁”, which reflects intuitive pattern‑spotting and dark conceptual humor more than grounded practicality. They are strongly Feeling over Thinking: decisions and reactions are drenched in emotion, relationships, and validation, for example “Asking the most dumbfuck questions just to keep talking to him ..” and distress over others’ political/moral stances like “Guys my bf supports trump shoukd i break up with him”. Even when they reference logic-like framing (e.g., calories, weight), it is filtered through intense emotional responses such as “Sitting here crying over calories FUCK MY LIFE”. Their moral reactions, like “Blocking every melanie martinez fan i see heals the soul 💗💗💗”, reflect value-driven judgments rather than detached analysis. On the Perceiving vs Judging spectrum, they read as P: their life is chaotic, reactive, and impulse-driven rather than tightly planned, seen in spur-of-the-moment posts like “Should i cut on my left thigh today” and “Should I send huzz a gm text or is that annoying ☹️”. Their eating and self-harm patterns swing rapidly with emotion—“'Im gonna lock in!' binges ... 'Im gonna lock in!' kills myself”—showing difficulty with structure and follow‑through. Even their weight-loss or calorie goals are expressed in a loose, experimental way, like “Chat do we fw this 🙏 im gnna try to go under my max cal limit each day”, rather than as a rigid, methodical plan. Overall, the combination of attention-seeking social behavior, future‑oriented fantasy, emotional intensity, and spontaneity is most consistent with ENFP: an outwardly expressive, imaginative, values‑driven type struggling with internal chaos and self-destructive coping but clearly energized by connection and possibility.

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Julian • 15 • he/him • artist, dog watcher & chronic chatterbox. Once showered after cutting and decided that counts as my pain tolerance certificate.– @Earth2Jul1an

Your signature cocktail
Sour green apple vodka captures Julian’s sharp, chaotic humor and teen mischief, like asking “How to get cigarettes no glue no borax” and joking about WL lifehacks such as “When your family member dies you will feel so horrible that eating makes you feel so nauseous you wont eat !! 😁😁”. Black coffee concentrate nods to his anxious grind and calorie-obsessed brain, from “Sitting here crying over calories FUCK MY LIFE” to “Coffee creamer calories dont count because I'm pure of heart ♥️”. The cherry cola soda makes it sweet, bubbly, and very online-coded, matching his constant interaction-baiting like “Interaction bait !! Who am I to you ?? 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯” and moothunts such as “Moothunt bc im bored ! :3”. A dash of chili bitters stands in for the darker, self-destructive edge of shtwt/edtwt—his “cut or not” spirals like “should i cut myself” and “Im gonna lock in!' kills myself”. The whipped cream cloud on top is the deceptive softness he uses to cushion all that pain with cute aesthetics and self-deprecation, from calling himself “shedtwts biggest fattie” to flexing that “Guys someone reposted my screenshot i think ive made it to the big leagues ? 🧘♂️”. Overall, The Styro Warrior Fizz is strong yet playful, bittersweet and experimental—just like Julian trying to laugh his way through the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
Julian’s core traits lean heavily Slytherin: they’re intensely goal-focused and numbers-driven about weight loss, openly celebrating the idea that their vision board can “impact me getting to my ugw” in “whos to say my vision board cant impact me getting to my ugw 🤔🤔”, which shows classic ambition and long-term scheming. They also display a ruthless, darkly strategic attitude toward themselves and others; for example, they call a manipulative weight-loss tactic a “WL lifehack” in “WL lifehack for edtwt!!! When your family member dies you will feel so horrible that eating makes you feel so nauseous you wont eat !! 😁😁”, and treat extreme restriction as a competitive grind in “’Im gonna lock in!’ binges … 'Im gonna lock in!' kills myself”. Their social behavior is also calculating and status-aware: they run multiple interaction-bait posts like “Interaction bait !! Who am I to you ?? 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯” and “Moothunt bc im bored ! :3 … ♡ ✦. ⊹ ˚ . : 🪼 ♡ or ⟳ to be moots!!”, and talk about “making it to the big leagues” when a screenshot is reposted in “Guys someone reposted my screenshot i think ive made it to the big leagues ? 🧘♂️”, highlighting a desire for clout and influence. They are unapologetically selective and combative in their values, blocking entire groups for ideological reasons in “Blocking every melanie martinez fan i see heals the soul 💗💗💗” and cutting off “trumpies” in “Just found out im following a trumpie 🙁 hashtag B B B BLOCKED”, which fits Slytherin’s sharp in-group/out-group instincts. While there is humor and creativity in tweets like “If anyone else wants a beautiful 100% accurate drawing put ur pfps below 💖💖💖”, these appear secondary to a dominant pattern of ambition, self-preservation through dark coping strategies, and calculated social positioning—all hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more idealistic or purely intellectual houses.

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A well‑known song that fits Julian best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The track’s mix of self-destructive humor, body image fixation, and wanting a different teenage life mirrors tweets like “WL lifehack for edtwt!!! When your family member dies you will feel so horrible that eating makes you feel so nauseous you wont eat !! 😁😁” and “Sitting here crying over calories FUCK MY LIFE”. Teen Idle is all about a teenager romanticizing pain and dysfunction, which lines up with posts such as “Im gonna lock in!' binges ... 'Im gonna lock in!' kills myself” and repeated references to cutting like “Gonna cut while watching this video icl”. The song’s theme of feeling like a messed‑up, hyper-aware teen also fits their self-deprecating, terminally-online humor seen in “How I feel posting my cuts as a small shedtwt acc”. Overall, Teen Idle captures Julian’s mix of dark humor, self-harm and ED struggles, and the feeling of being a chaotic, disillusioned teenager trying to cope online.

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