Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Artist: Evan consistently produces and shares fan art for the series Solarballs, such as his “uranus discovery date” tribute.
- Bilingual Skills: His bio indicates he is fluent in both Polish and English, and his location is set to “The district of Poland, Uranus”.
- Loyal Community Member: He engages in “matching” profile themes with friends and frequently interacts with specific users like Waller and Cater.
- Passionate Fan: He shows deep emotional investment in characters, pleading to “give earth a BREAK” and obsessing over lore.
- Humorous Perspective: He uses comedy to celebrate holidays, joking that “venuses atmosphere is getting used as a lighter” for New Years.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Spelling: His posts frequently contain typos, such as “perosnaltiy” and “witrh”.
- Crude Language: He uses highly graphic and inappropriate descriptions when discussing “backshots” or his physical desires for characters.
- Dietary Indiscretion: He suffered physically after choosing to eat “cabbage soup and beans and egg during the same day”.
- Chronic Tardiness: He admitted to being “very definetly 3 days late” for a significant anniversary event.
- Aggressive Communication: He uses excessive caps and threats of legal action over games, shouting “IM SUING THIOS GAME” regarding Maple Hospital.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Evan shares Bart’s chaotic energy and unfiltered, prankish sense of humor, often tweeting about bizarre physical situations like when he warned, “LESSON LEARNED DO NOT EAT CABBAGE SOUP AND BEANS AND EGG DURING THE SAME DAY THE AFTERSHOCKS ARE DEADLY”. Much like Bart’s obsession with his favorite media, Evan is deeply invested in Solarballs fandom, passionately declaring that “marth did not break up marth did not break up”. His irreverent and slightly edgy interactions with friends, such as claiming “1 like and im touching cater”, mirror the mischievous and attention-seeking behavior of Springfield's favorite troublemaker. Evan’s tendency to use hyperbole and dramatic language makes him a perfect match for the rebellious spirit of Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Evan demonstrates Extroversion (E) through high social engagement, often tweeting at friends and making bold public jokes, such as “1 like and im touching cater”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep immersion in fictional lore and fan theories, specifically their obsession with SolarBalls and “trying to explain epic the musical lore”. They exhibit Feeling (F) by expressing strong emotional attachments to characters, passionately advocating to “give earth a BREAK. let him LIVE. let him be HAPPY”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their chaotic humor and self-admitted lack of punctuality, noting they are “very definetly 3 days late” for a tribute post.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the SolarBalls writers? Because you’ve been giving me an impossible task: trying to keep my heart from racing whenever you’re around.
- I promise I’m a better listener than Cater—you can explain EPIC: The Musical lore to me all night and I won’t mention a single backshot.
- Is your name Marth? Because I refuse to believe we could ever break up.
- I’d travel all the way to the District of Poland, Uranus, just to see if your personality still matches those two pictures.
- Forget Venus's atmosphere—you’re the only thing lighting up my world this New Year.
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Solarballs enthusiast and digital artist from Poland. Ask me about Epic: The Musical lore or my ill-advised cabbage soup diet. Exploring the cosmos from Uranus.– @earthtast1c
Your signature cocktail
The Solar-Backshot Sour
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend that mirrors Evan’s high-energy and unfiltered personality. The ginger beer provides a kick inspired by his digestive realization that “the aftershocks are deadly OH MY LAWD”, while the bitters nod to his plea to “give earth a BREAK. let him LIVE”. The drink is served in a glass as bright as the “block button” he almost used on his friend during an Epic: The Musical lore dump. It’s a bold, space-themed concoction for someone whose “new perosnaltiy is this image” and isn't afraid to share a bed—or a drink—with a planet.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Evan demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and emotional investment in his close-knit circle of friends and interests. His dedication to his 'matching' group and his protective stance toward his favorite characters, such as demanding creators “give earth a BREAK. let him LIVE. let him be HAPPY.”, highlights a deeply empathetic nature. He shows a classic Hufflepuff sense of fairness and community when he celebrates others, like his late but sincere tribute for “uranus discovery date”. Even when frustrated during a chaotic call, his reaction—“i am trying to explain epic the musical lore” while being trolled—shows a patient, albeit tested, commitment to sharing the things he loves with his friends.
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Space Oddity - David Bowie
Evan’s online identity is entirely consumed by space-themed media, particularly the Solarballs series, mirroring the celestial fascination found in this classic track. They express deep emotional investment in planetary characters, even pleading for Earth's wellbeing: “solarballs impossible task: give earth a BREAK. let him LIVE.”. The song's theme of drifting through the cosmos fits Evan's self-proclaimed location in “The district of Poland, Uranus,” as well as their fan art contributions like the one for “uranus discovery date”. Furthermore, Evan's chaotic, often surreal humor regarding space figures captures the same lonely yet eccentric energy of a traveler lost in the stars.
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