Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Her love for Oasis and music is intense and consistent, like organising a Live 25 scrapbook and saying Oasis ‘saved’ her in “no one i know irl realises how much oasis actually means to me”.
- Affectionate: She openly expresses love and appreciation for friends, family, and her boyfriend in tweets like “AHHH @brycclem I LOVE YOUUUU” and “hola @thequietbeatlex I LOVE YA TOO”.
- Resilient: She acknowledges her mental health struggles and past self‑harm yet celebrates making it to 18 and being ‘happier than ever’ in “i never thought i'd make it to 18 honestly, yet here i am”.
- Community‑oriented: She actively builds and engages with an online ‘family’ and fandom, tagging moots, doing gimmicks, and co‑creating the tour scrapbook in “me and @brycclem are making a scrapbook full of everyone's tour stories”.
- Grateful: She frequently shows appreciation for gifts and gestures, like her mug, birthday cake, and presents in “my best friend just gave me this mug she made for my birthday i'm gonna cry i love it” and “only just seen my brother for xmas AND HE GOT ME THIS?!?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: She speaks harshly about herself, calling herself ‘such a fat bastard’ after eating tiramisu in “i'm such a fat bastard i just ate this whole tiramisu”.
- Validation‑seeking: She places strong emotional weight on replies from celebrities, worrying about ‘never gonna get another reply’ from Liam in “HOW DID I MANAGE TO MISS ALL OF LIAMS TWEETS THIS MORNING?!?” and repeatedly hoping for replies.
- Emotionally‑vulnerable: Her mood is easily impacted by others’ comments, like feeling deeply hurt when a drunk friend mocked her crying at Oasis in “it made me feel like shit bc he's meant to be a good mate of mine”.
- Conflict‑reactive: When criticised about ‘glamourising self harm’, she responds with strong language and visible anger in “what a cunt i'm not fucking glamorizing anything?!?”.
- Stress‑prone: She reports feeling mentally unwell and overwhelmed by recent events, noting ‘shitty couple of days’ and high stress in “i feel not so great mentally rn so if i dont post much thats why”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jess most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, thoughtful, and deeply attached to the things she loves. Like Lisa with jazz and causes, Jess has an intense, sincere devotion to Oasis and music in general, saying “no one i know irl realises how much oasis actually means to me… oasis really did save me”. She’s emotionally open and reflective about her mental health, admitting “fuck me i've had a shitty couple of days… i feel not so great mentally rn”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to process feelings out loud and introspectively. She also channels her feelings into creative, community projects, like the Oasis tour scrapbook: “me and @brycclem are making a scrapbook full of everyone's tour stories and the feelings they had leading up to it”, mirroring Lisa’s habit of turning passion into shared activities. Finally, her kindness and loyalty to friends and family—seen in posts like “some pics from my bday last night” and her love-filled shoutouts—fit Lisa’s caring, slightly earnest heart much more than the more chaotic energy of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They come across as highly social and energized by people and interaction, frequently going clubbing, karaoke, house parties, and New Year’s events, and happily sharing these experiences with others, e.g. “THEYRE PLAYING CHAMPAHNE SUPERNOVA AT THE CLUBBBBB living my best life drunk and hearing oasis” and “i had everyone at a house party singing dlbia last night very loudly”, which fits an Extrovert (E). Their tweets are concrete and rooted in immediate, sensory experiences—gigs, physical media, clothes, phone cases, specific songs—rather than abstract theorizing, like “five things I like… 1. Oasis 2. Physical media 3. Going out 4. Gigs 5. My mates + my family” and “my friend got me this for my bday/xmas 🥹 gonna cut out all the pics and put them on my wall when the year is over”, suggesting Sensing (S). They lead with feelings and relationships, openly talking about being hurt by a friend’s comments and how much Oasis and loved ones mean to them, as in “no one i know irl realises how much oasis actually means to me… oasis really did save me” and “fuck me i've had a shitty couple of days i feel not so great mentally rn”, which aligns with Feeling (F) more than detached logic. They present as spontaneous and flexible rather than rigidly planned—often drunk tweeting, reacting in the moment, buying things on impulse (“very very tempted to buy this”), and joking about being delusional about getting replies (“almost a month into 2026 and no liam reply YET… (it won't i'm delusional)”), pointing to Perceiving (P). Overall, an enthusiastic, people-focused, present-moment, emotionally expressive, go-with-the-flow Oasis superfan is best captured by ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So your dad asked what songs you want at your funeral… bold of him not to realise ‘Champagne Supernova’ is already playing in my head every time I see your Oasis tweets.
- You had a whole house party singing DLBIA and got a guy in spoons to tell you to keep smiling — if you can make random drunk blokes that happy, imagine what you could do with a fellow Oasis nerd on a proper night out.
- Your bf learning every Oasis song and Wonderwall on guitar for you is adorable, but if you ever need someone to match that energy, I’ll happily listen to your entire Live25 scrapbook pitch AND let you info‑dump every b‑side in the discography.
- You know how you said you never thought you’d make it to 18 and now you’ve got ‘true perfection has to be imperfect’ inked forever? If you ever need another imperfect human to share gigs, co‑op Wonderwall moments and terrible tiramisu decisions with, I volunteer as tribute.
- They used Blur in an American film and you nearly woke your boyfriend up over it — if you ever react that excitedly to spotting me in a club while they’re playing Oasis, I’ll consider my life officially made.
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Your new Twitter bio
Oasis-obsessed Scot-in-training. Once woke my boyfriend up because Blur played in a film. Collector of gigs, CDs & oddly emotional supermarket soundtracks.– @easynow_noelyg
Your signature cocktail
Champagne Super-NOELYG
Champagne Super-NOELYG is bright, fizzy, and a bit chaotic – like hearing Oasis at the club and screaming along to the chorus after a few drinks, just like when they said “THEYRE PLAYING CHAMPAHNE SUPERNOVA AT THE CLUBBBBB living my best life drunk and hearing oasis”. The sparkling wine captures the high, buzzing energy of going out, karaoke, and New Year’s at Glasgow Cathouse in “guess who's going to GLASGOW CATHOUSE FOR NEW YEARS... guess who's gonna yap about oasis playing there in the 90's”. Cloudy apple juice nods to the little apple emoji in their name and the softer, tender side that misses their boyfriend after just a few hours in “i miss my bf (i literally saw him like 6 hours ago)”. The Scottish raspberry liqueur grounds it in where they live and their colourful, gig-obsessed life, echoing “from NW England lives in SW Scotland | music = life”. A dash of bitters represents the tough mental health days and being hurt by friends, like in “fuck me i've had a shitty couple of days i feel not so great mentally rn” and “someone just told me i was glamourising self harm by showing my tattoo???”, but it’s balanced by sweetness, because they’re still here, still smiling, and still saying Oasis saved them in “no one i know irl realises how much oasis actually means to me... oasis really did save me”. The edible silver glitter is a little nod to their first tattoo lyric, a permanent reminder that “true perfection has to be imperfect,” celebrated in “my first ever tattoo... now ill always have a reminder that true perfection has to be imperfect”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in Jess’s tweets is loyalty and kindness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She repeatedly centers relationships and care for others: calling Oasis “life” and saying “oasis really did save me, they've helped me so so much”, organizing a communal scrapbook so fans can share what the reunion means to them “we would love to hear from anyone who wants to contribute with their stories… what it means to you that oasis are back”, and proudly sharing how her boyfriend listens to every Oasis track because she loves them “isn't this the sweetest thing ever??”. She’s very relational and warm, frequently inviting connection: “omg yes idk who you are but if you want to message me then please do” and “i love having new oasis moots anyone feel free to message me”. When someone attacks her over her tattoo, she doesn’t respond with cruelty but with hurt and a sense of unfairness, saying “what a cunt i'm not fucking glamorizing anything?!?” — it’s about being wrongly judged for something meaningful and healing to her rather than about winning an argument. Finally, she’s openly supportive and family-oriented, talking about her “twitter family” “My Twitter Family… Spouse… Children” and cherishing gestures from friends and family like her birthday mug and cake “my best friend just gave me this mug… i'm gonna cry i love it”, all of which paints a picture of a deeply loyal, caring Hufflepuff rather than a primarily ambitious, cerebral, or glory-seeking personality.
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Your song
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
The song that best suits Jess is "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis, because it captures both her emotional attachment to the band and the way their music is woven into her life. She literally lights up hearing it out in the world, like when she said “THEYRE PLAYING CHAMPAHNE SUPERNOVA AT THE CLUBBBBB living my best life drunk and hearing oasis”. The song’s mix of nostalgia, confusion, and hope mirrors how she talks about Oasis having saved her, especially in “no one i know irl realises how much oasis actually means to me… oasis really did save me, they've helped me so so much”. Lines about growing up and looking back fit with her reflecting on making it to 18 and being happier than ever, as in “i never thought i'd make it to 18 honestly, yet here i am and i've just turned 18 and im happier than ever before… oasis really did help me more than i can put into words”. The dreamlike, emotional atmosphere of Champagne Supernova also fits the way she romanticises gigs, nights out, and little Oasis-related coincidences in everyday life.
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