Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Openly expressive: Treats the account as a diary and shares emotions honestly, e.g. calling it “simply my diary :3” and posts like “feeling totally overwhelmed”.
- Community‑oriented: Frequently interacts with oomfs, tags friends in games, thanks followers, and builds niches like “WE NEED TO BUILD A #sharktwt COMMUNITY‼️‼️”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even about awkward topics, e.g. “me: smokes a cigarette every 70+ year old woman in the area:” and “am i retarded or is this shit actually funny as hell”.
- Curious minded: Shows interest in science, mysteries, pop culture and asks questions like “also what does /pos mean..?”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and appreciation toward mutuals and pets, e.g. “i love my oomfs <33” and “my dog is my only hope❤️🩹”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequent references to cutting and shedtwt, e.g. “#shedtwt how i feel after licking the blade clean after cutting myself:” and “do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?”.
- Validation‑seeking: Strong distress over followers and attention, e.g. “stop unfollowing me plsss i will kms😔” and “do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?”.
- Self‑loathing: Speaks very harshly about herself, e.g. “i'm so useless and disgusting😖” and guilt spiral in “then i feel guilty for touching myself so i cut, then i feel disgusting for cutting so i just start crying”.
- Health‑neglecting: Minimizes or ignores physical health issues, e.g. moldy bottles: “some green fungi started growing in the empty beer bottles that have been laying in my room for over two weeks now” and nearly falling on tracks: “my head started spinning so bad i almost fell in the railway tracks”.
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive, generalized hate (especially toward men) such as “i fucking hate men i want you all to know that so you don't mistake me for a feminist” and jokes that attract transphobes in “some transphobic guy agreed with me (and even followed me for that lol) when i said i hate trans men”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is intelligent, curious, and a bit of a misfit; she openly likes "Science" and "Mysteries" as in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs to do the same! even if you don't want to 1. Science 2. Mysteries 3. Collecting 4. Popculture 5. Traveling”, which aligns with Lisa’s academic and inquisitive nature. There’s also a strong sense of emotional turbulence and feeling misunderstood, similar to Lisa’s frequent alienation, shown in posts like “i'm so useless and disgusting😖” and “feeling totally overwhelmed”. Their concern with being genuinely seen and cared for mirrors Lisa’s desire for real emotional connection, reflected in “i just realized that more people saw my pussy than asked about my interests”. Finally, the mix of dark humor, self-awareness, and idealism (e.g. hating cruelty, loving animals, and wanting a community in “WE NEED TO BUILD A #sharktwt COMMUNITY‼️‼️”) fits Lisa’s combination of cynicism about people and genuine care about causes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, tag people into games, celebrate follower milestones, and invite contact, e.g. “feel free to dm! i love meeting new people🤍” and “stole it from oomf if you're not scared you can drop your pfp🤘🏻😈”. Their interests and language are strongly iNtuitive: they love “Science,” “Mysteries,” and collecting (“5 things i like… 1. Science 2. Mysteries 3. Collecting 4. Popculture 5. Traveling”), and often speak in metaphors and big-picture feelings like “feeling totally overwhelmed” or joking about hating entire groups (men, country) rather than concrete issues. They are clearly Feeling: most posts revolve around emotions, self-worth, relationships, and hurt, e.g. “i'm so useless and disgusting😖” and “do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?”, and they seek emotional validation from followers. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they show low structure and a chaotic lifestyle (poor sleep, impulsive smoking, last-minute decisions), with spontaneous tweets like “oh shit i was casually smoking on the train station and suddenly my head started spinning” and frequent theme/plan changes such as “hi guys i'm changing my profile theme! but it's still me Ame :3”. Putting this together, an ENFP type best matches their outwardly social, emotionally intense, intuitive, and spontaneous online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said more people have seen your pussy than asked about your interests—so, Ame, tell me about Subnautica, sharks, spiders, or Bojack first, and we’ll see if I deserve to unlock the DLC later. 😉
- If we’re in Alice in Borderland, I’d gladly die in any game where the prize is getting to be the guy you actually associate with your 4 favorite characters post. That’s my win condition. ♠️♥️
- You collect fungi in empty beer bottles, rate random drinks, and are building an aquarium… I volunteer as your next weird little enrichment project, just don’t let me grow mold on your floor. 🧪
- You hate men, tomatoes, mess, and ‘hate’ itself, but love science, mysteries, sharks, and łazanki—statistically speaking, I think I have a better chance of being your comfort food than your next disappointment.
- You’re on #shtwt, make NSFW headcanons, almost fall on train tracks, and still wake up saying ‘good morning ladies and gentlemen and other things!’—I don’t want to fix you, I just want to be one more unhinged little reason you decide to stay. 🤍
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Ame, 18 · curious mind into sharks, science & sad girl media. Once nearly fell onto train tracks while smoking—now I just overshare here instead.– @eating_needles
Your signature cocktail
The Sharktwt Self-Destruct Sour
This drink hits like a messy night on shtwt: high-proof vodka for the chaotic, unfiltered energy of “this account is simply my diary :3” and “i love sex”. Blue curaçao colors it ocean-bright for her shark obsession and dream of a community in “WE NEED TO BUILD A #sharktwt COMMUNITY‼️‼️”, plus her Subnautica love in “fav game: subnautica probably”. Sour cherry juice mirrors the sharp mood swings and self-loathing of “i'm so useless and disgusting😖” and “do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?”. Bitter tonic water captures the misandry and dark humor of “i fucking hate men i want you all to know that so you don't mistake me for a feminist” and “all of this because i said that i hate men lol thanks now i hate you guys even more”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with a gummy shark—cute but predatory, like posting “i had to walk to a bus stop on all fours...” and then happily screaming “200 FOLLOWERS OMG LOVE YOU ALL” the same day.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Several tweets show a strong pull toward curiosity and niche intellectual interests rather than pure edginess or clout. They explicitly list “Science” and “Mysteries” as things they like in a prompt game: “5 things i like and 5 oomfs to do the same! even if you don't want to 1. Science 2. Mysteries 3. Collecting 4. Popculture 5. Traveling”, which points to a mind that enjoys understanding how things work and exploring the unknown. Their favorite game being Subnautica and favorite shows Adventure Time and BoJack Horseman in “9 facts about me ... fav game: subnautica probably fav show: adventure time or bojack horseman” also suggests they gravitate toward imaginative worlds and introspective, psychologically layered media, a very Ravenclaw flavor of engagement with fiction. Even their humor and online activities have a nerdy, creative bent, like making character headcanons and TikTok content: “making alice in borderland nsfw headcanons on tiktok, give me character offers” and “chishiya nsfw headcanons dropped‼️”. While they show Slytherin-esque self-preservation and cynicism in tweets like “do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?” and Hufflepuff-ish affection for oomfs in “i love my oomfs <33”, the most consistent throughline is a brain that seeks stimulation via ideas, stories, and obscure interests. Taken together, their fascination with science and mysteries, love of complex fiction, and creative fan content mark them most clearly as Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
First Love / Late Spring - Mitski
A Mitski song fits them perfectly, and First Love / Late Spring especially captures their mix of vulnerability, sexuality, and self‑harm struggles. They openly talk about the messy loop between desire, guilt, and hurting themselves: "my horny cycle is very weird because at first i feel horny, then i touch myself, then i feel guilty for touching myself so i cut, then i feel disgusting for cutting so i just start crying, please help", which mirrors the song’s themes of overwhelming feeling and self‑destruction. Their casual references to cutting and attention like "do i really need to cut to get ANY attention?" and "#shedtwt how i feel after licking the blade clean after cutting myself:" line up with the song’s undercurrent of pain beneath romantic or sexual longing. At the same time, they’re self‑aware and dramatic in a way that fits Mitski’s style, joking about hating men ("i fucking hate men i want you all to know that so you don't mistake me for a feminist") while craving connection and validation, like "someone just unfollowed me...". They even directly show their fondness for Mitski with "new mitski song dropped🤤", reinforcing that her music already resonates with their identity and emotional world.
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