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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s introspective, sensitive, and often feels out of step with everyone around her, much like this user. They repeatedly question themselves and their place in the world, saying things like “Maybe... Just maybe, I'm the problem after all?” and “Ultimately, I either hate my life or my body I swear man”, which mirrors Lisa’s self-doubt and emotional intensity. Like Lisa, they think deeply about big-picture issues and feel overwhelmed by them, as shown in “Genuinely, why can't I focus on the good stuff... why do I keep questioning if I can live in this timeline… Fuck everything istfg”. There’s also a strong attachment to meaningful music and artists, such as their emotional tribute to Chester Bennington in “May your soul rest well Chester...”, similar to how Lisa clings to art and ideals to cope. Finally, despite frequent despair and even dark humor about wanting to disappear or die, like in “Let me go from this cruel world already... Only because of my Family, Linkin Park and Religion that I'm still here...”, they still show care for friends, school, and their hobbies—very much in line with Lisa’s mix of melancholy, overthinking, and stubborn hope.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about not being close to classmates and fearing classmates finding the account, e.g. “Now I'm really hoping one of my classmates didn't find this account... I just don't want to”, and they process feelings alone through long vent posts rather than seeking big social engagement. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they ruminate about meaning, self-identity, and life direction rather than just surface events, like “Even if I try something new... Would I still be able to find the happiness, the peace, the agreement, between me and my own self?”. They lean clearly feeling (F) over thinking: their tweets are emotional, self-critical, and empathetic rather than structured arguments, such as “Genuinely, why can't I focus on the good stuff... why do I keep questioning if I can live in this timeline” and repeated mentions of wanting to disappear or self-harm. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently mention procrastination and lack of consistency, e.g. “I've wasted so much time this year although I was supposed to take it very seriously...” and joke about constantly switching interests in “you've decided to play chess... then Rubik's Cube... then Darts... then, brain damage.”. Overall, the intense inner emotional life, self-reflection, idealism (Linkin Park lyrics, concern with meaning, wanting “peace” with themselves), and struggle to fit into real-world structures are highly characteristic of INFP.

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Malaysian student. Linkin Park on loop, Geometry Dash on tilt, Liverpool on TV. Once misread ‘Mentari Project’ as ‘H*nt*i Project’ and never recovered.– @EbattG

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This cocktail is wired like their sleepless, overthinking brain: the cold brew and dark rum hit as hard as scrolling through demonlist drama and exam panic while tweeting “What do you mean my exam is in mid late September??? (My ass is not passing this year, hopefully I pass dawg 😭😭😭)” and “I dwear nan that I can be emotianlyly undtbale soemtimes”. The red energy drink ice cubes are for the hyper, meme-y chaos of “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” and live-football meltdowns like “3 1 wtf??? I'm about to cry 😭”. Lychee syrup with lime adds a sweet–sour hit that mirrors their softer, reflective side asking “Even if I try something new... Would I still be able to find the happiness, the peace, the agreement, between me and my own self?” while still slipping in jokes like “A pickle... That I thought it was a c#c#”. The splash of tonic water is the quiet bitterness of tweets such as “I feel so deeply disappointed with myself... it's just not... Worth it anymore to continue.” and “Let me go from this cruel world already... Only because of my Family, Linkin Park and Religion that I'm still here...”. Finally, crushed mint and a single salted rim represent that tiny, stubborn freshness of hope—still stanning music and games, still laughing at stuff like “Hnti Project ☠️ Why? Cause it's so goddamn far away from me to read it dawg”—even when they joke-darkly about being “so cooked” in tweets like “I'm so cooked like, why am I always checking that one account who's blocking me since March damnit??? 😭”. This is a strong, slightly bitter, neon-sweet, experimental drink: a chaotic Linkin-Park-coded energy bomb that somehow keeps going, just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in EBATT’s tweets is deep loyalty and emotional attachment to people, music, and communities, even when that loyalty hurts. They explicitly stay alive "Only because of my Family, Linkin Park and Religion" in “1... One More Light Note: Let me go from this cruel world already...”, showing a Hufflepuff-like devotion to loved ones and values. They also repeatedly celebrate friends’ achievements, like praising a friend as "crack af" for beating a hard level in Geometry Dash in “Bro, legit my friend here is crack af...”, and hyping up others’ gaming accomplishments in “This is what I called, 'one of the greats' HOW??? Seriously GG...”. Their sensitivity to relationships—feeling unable to just block and forget someone in “I just, couldn't fully understand how you guys could just... Block someone and then just move on from them...”—shows a strong relational conscience and reluctance to discard people. This persistent loyalty, focus on others’ well-being, and self-effacing attitude (e.g. calling themselves "useless" while still caring about not hurting others in “How to die peacefully and at the same time, not making other worries about my death?”) aligns most closely with Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectual pride of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor.

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The song One More Light fits them best because they explicitly reference it as emotionally central to their life: “1... One More Light Note: Let me go from this cruel world already... Only because of my Family, Linkin Park and Religion that I'm still here...”. The song’s theme of grief, feeling like a burden, and questioning one’s worth mirrors their recurring thoughts about wanting to disappear and die, as in “I feel so deeply disappointed with myself… it's just not... Worth it anymore to continue.” and “Aight, it's very joever for me... Let me just die already man istfg.”. They often express self-hatred and blame, like “Maybe... Just maybe, I'm the problem after all?” and “Ultimately, I either hate my life or my body I swear man”, which resonates with the song’s lines about feeling like your own light doesn’t matter. At the same time, their love for Linkin Park’s discography and lyrical depth—seen in their album posts and in “I adore this line so much… 'The hardest part of ending is starting again.'”—shows how closely they connect to the band’s emotional themes. One More Light captures both their despair and the desperate wish that their existence might still matter to someone.

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