Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental health struggles and suicidal feelings in tweets like “Ouugufhfhfhjhhhh i wanna kill myselffffff I hate everythingggfgg Why do i gotta crash out all the fucking time” and “Feeling suicidal for reasons and feelings I cannot explain”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor and self-deprecation to frame heavy topics, e.g. bio “unfiltered cringe • follow me cuz i like attention” and tweets like “I turn THC into unlocking the secrets of the universe /silly /gen”.
- Politically engaged: Speaks strongly about social issues, especially Indigenous rights, as in “Because we (Aboriginal people) are the original owners of this land… if you wanna say you hate indigenous people, just say that”.
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and attachment to their boyfriend, like “If I can't have him, then I want him to die so nobody else can.. :(” and describing wanting to be with him constantly in this tweet.
- Creative expressive: Creates and shares personal art such as “Everyone Is Better Than Me/Body Dysmorphia • Digital” and plays games intensively, showing a strong creative/gaming identity in “THIS THIS THISSSSSS It sucks cuz im literally most of the way through 100% ing the game”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance dependence: Heavy, frequent focus on drugs and alcohol, e.g. “I cant deal wirh being sober from anything.. no disordered eating, no s3lf h4rm, no drvgs, no alc0h0l.. Wtf am I meant to do when i wanna d!e” and repeated ketamine posts like “KETAMINE MY B3LOVEDDD”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent explicit references to wanting to die or kill herself, such as “Someone bring me ketamine and a noose, stat” and “I'm Going To Fucking Kill Myself I am crashing out SO HARD RN”.
- Emotional volatility: Describes intense mood swings, particularly around relationships, as in “some days I despise my bf and hope he dies… some days I'm like 'I love him so much imma kms'” and celebrates likely BPD traits in this tweet.
- Jealous attachment: Shows anxious, possessive patterns like “If I can't have him, then I want him to die so nobody else can.. :(” and “getting anxious and jealpus whenever I don't know exactly what my bf is looking at on his pc”.
- Self-destructive coping: Uses harmful behaviors as coping mechanisms, admitting relapse and disordered patterns in “Relapsed on my sh tonight cuz of my self esteem issues ✨️” and joking about being “back in my ed era” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but a version of Lisa who grew up, got extremely online, and copes in much darker, messier ways. Like Lisa, she’s politically left and outspoken about injustice, especially around Indigenous issues and racism, e.g. her explanation that Aboriginal people are "the original owners of this land" and calling someone "a racist dickhead" for dismissing that “Because we (Aboriginal people) are the original owners of this land, and Australia and the Australian flag came about due to genocide.”. She’s introspective and hyper‑self‑aware about her mental health, joking about a likely BPD diagnosis and needing help “MY BF AND I WENT THROUGH THE SYMPTOMS AND HE TOLD ME I NEED TO SEEK A DIAGNOSIS AND GET HELP”, which echoes Lisa’s intense emotionality and tendency to analyze herself. The intense swings between despair and attachment to her boyfriend — like “some days I despise my bf and hope he dies, and other days I'm like 'I love him so much imma kms'” — parallel Lisa’s big feelings and sometimes overwhelming attachment to people and ideals, just dialed up to 100. Her mix of creativity, gaming/nerd interests, and body/identity struggles (e.g. digital art about body dysmorphia and showing off Steam achievements) also tracks with Lisa’s gifted‑kid energy, filtered through a much more chaotic, drug‑twt, adult environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they openly seek attention and external stimulation, describing the account as a place to not care and asking people to follow them for attention (“follow me cuz i like attention”), plus craving more friends to do activities with like “I need more friends to do weed with..”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they frequently spiral into meaning and identity rather than just concrete facts, e.g. “Life feels flat and like everything is made of cardboard… Sometimes not even my bf feels real”, and exaggerate into grand, metaphorical language rather than plain description. They show a strong Feeling orientation: arguments are value-laden and emotional, like defending Indigenous people and calling out racism in “If you wanna say you hate indigenous people, just say that… you're a racist dickhead lol”, and intense relationship-focused emotional swings in “some days I despise my bf and hope he dies, and other days I'm like 'I love him so much imma kms'”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving: they act impulsively with substances (“Guys.. should I do a 3rd line of ket..”; “Gunna do ket before stream LMAO”), struggle with structure at work (“I dont do well with time based work and KPIs”), and often mention crashing, forgetting tasks, or staying up too late. Putting these together—attention-seeking but emotionally raw, imaginative, value-driven, and highly spontaneous—matches ENFP more closely than neighboring types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re doing ket before stream, can I be the viewer you emotionally speedrun with? We can both crash out, but like… into each other’s DMs instead of a K-hole.
- You said being on ket feels like being an angel floating in space — I’m just trying to figure out how to become your little co-op seraphim, player two in your dissociative sky.
- You’re out here almost 100%-ing games on Steam, speedrunning BPD self-awareness, and still selling THC gummies to Brisbane drugtwt — teach me how to min-max life like that and I’ll pay you in attention instead of fuel money.
- You turned a pile of ket into a heart on your boyfriend’s desk; statistically speaking, that means you can probably turn my cardboard NPC life into something that feels real too.
- You say you can’t deal with being sober from ‘anything’ — lucky for you, I come with no hangover, no comedown, and the same effect as your Twitter bio: unfiltered cringe, but highly addictive.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • Brisbane. Art, streaming, and accidentally turning THC into philosophy. Sometimes high, always honest. Here for real talk, not perfect vibes.– @ecchisuicide
Your signature cocktail
Girlfailure Buzzball Krakatoa
This chaotic little orb is inspired by their obsession with getting smashed on anything fruity and fun, from wanting to try Buzzballs in “Oh my godddd I WANNA TRY THE BUZZBALLS SO BADDD” to proudly announcing nights of being drunk and crossfaded like “IM DRUNK AND ON KET BWST COMBO 🙏🙏🙏”. The vodka punch base is loud, bright, and a bit trashy-on-purpose, matching the "unfiltered cringe" vibe and lines like “Do you remember when you joined made a Twitter account purely to fuck around, do drvgs, and crash the fuck out???”. Melon liqueur brings a cutesy, anime-core sweetness that nods to the kawaii tone of their bio and the way they call themselves things like "girlfailure" while posting selfies and art, as in “Everyone Is Better Than Me/Body Dysmorphia • Digital”. The bitter grapefruit aperitif represents the sharp political and trauma edges, from calling out racism in “Because we (Aboriginal people) are the original owners of this land…” to the painful honesty of “Feeling suicidal for reasons and feelings I cannot explain”. A glittery lemonade fizz mirrors the dissociative, floaty highs of ket in “Being on ketamine makes me feel like an angel floating in space”, while the chili-salt rim adds a self-destructive sting that fits lines like “I cant deal wirh being sober from anything.. no disordered eating, no s3lf h4rm, no drvgs, no alc0h0l..”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jessica shows strong Gryffindor traits: she’s fiery, confrontational about politics and injustice, and extremely impulsive. She openly calls out racists and right-wing politicians, e.g. defending Indigenous people and labeling racist rhetoric directly in “Because we (Aboriginal people) are the original owners of this land, and Australia and the Australian flag came about due to genocide. If you wanna say you hate indigenous people, just say that what a roundabout way to say you're a racist dickhead lol” and mocking conservatives in “Cuz they're disgusting freaks with no brains about them They may as well move to America to suck off Mr Donald Schlump, since they seem to adore America's politicians' ideals so much”, which reflects boldness and a strong sense of moral outrage. Her willingness to joke about extreme actions like “Is anyone gonna like.. burn that shit down, or am I gonna have to go to Canberra to do it myself? Lolllll” shows that same reckless, crusader energy typical of Gryffindor. She is also dramatically open about her emotions and self-destructive impulses, as in “Ouugufhfhfhjhhhh i wanna kill myselffffff I hate everythingggfgg Why do i gotta crash out all the fucking time oh my god I wish i could be normal LOL” and the way she frames her chaos as part of her identity in “Do you remember when you joined made a Twitter account purely to fuck around, do drvgs, and crash the fuck out??? I do!”, which lines up with Gryffindor’s impulsive, live-loudly temperament. While she clearly has loyalty and creativity, the dominant throughline is a loud, confrontational, emotionally-driven bravery that puts her squarely in Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The song’s mix of dark humor, self‑destruction, and yearning to be a different, more glamorous version of yourself mirrors their constant swing between wanting to die and wanting to be adored, like in “How am I meant to be a streamer who spreads happiness and positivity when I want to die every second day lol”. Their fixation on drugs and alcohol, for example “I love ketamine so much… Expensive ass hobby </3” and “Wish I had the money to drink every day lowkey...”, fits the song’s themes of reckless coping and numbness. The lyric energy of wanting attention while feeling fundamentally broken echoes their bio “follow me cuz i like attention” and posts like “I cant deal wirh being sober from anything.. no disordered eating, no s3lf h4rm, no drvgs, no alc0h0l.. Wtf am I meant to do when i wanna d!e”. Their insecurity and body/relationship issues, e.g. “I hate my body so fucking much holy shit How does one deal with this” and “Going through a weird period rn where some days I despise my bf and hope he dies, and other days I'm like 'he didn't add a pet name… I'm gonna kms'”, match the song’s mood of messy teenage turmoil and emotional volatility. Overall, Teen Idle captures their ‘girlfailure’, drugtwt, suicidal-comedy persona better than almost any other mainstream track.
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