Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly notices and names feelings like sadness, anger, and fear, e.g. talking about feeling "tão triste infeliz miserável" and how "minha vida é uma piada" in multiple tweets.
- Self-reflective: Recognizes patterns like relapsing with alcohol and needing meds to cope, as in feeling "um merda" after a drinking relapse and saying is only happy "dopado de remédio".
- Affectionate: Shows care and warmth toward others and animals, like recording and adopting cats, wanting to hug the first person they see and cry, and expressing joy at being "TITIO".
- Humorous: Uses dark and absurd humor to cope, like threatening to "cagar na porta desse cara" or joking about wanting a rich old man to send 10k via pix.
- Resilient: Despite frequent distress, keeps working, going to doctors, reforming the farm to keep their mind busy, and seeking small comforts like popcorn, sweets, or movies.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently attacks their own worth, calling themselves "um merda", saying life is "miserável" and only being happy when medicated.
- Impulsive coping: Talks about using alcohol, cigarettes, or risky combinations of meds and wine to manage distress, e.g. threatening to drink wine with paracetamol and antihistamine to end up in the hospital.
- Hostile anger: Directs strong hostility at others, including saying "eu odeio branco e homens principalmente homem branco" and insulting rude customers with heavy profanity.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often jumps to worst-case emotional conclusions like "minha vida é uma piada", "tô infeliz hoje e vou ser mais infeliz amanhã", and feeling everyone has disappeared.
- Health neglect: Mentions severe symptoms (allergies, nausea, fever, pain) combined with very little sleep and long fasting, and delaying proper help while relying on meds and venting online.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, and frequently overwhelmed by how unfair and absurd life feels. Like Lisa, they oscillate between vulnerability and sharpness, going from “eu me sinto tão triste infeliz miserável” and “só sou feliz estando dopado de remédio acho que to no fundo do poço” to caustic humor like “não aguento mais lidar com cliente sem educação enfia no cu a joia então seu filho da puta”. Their strong sense of injustice and identity echoes Lisa’s moral intensity, seen in posts like “quem tem útero não tem um dia de paz” and “tenho uma relação de amor e ódio com o pride month”. At the same time, they’re deeply lonely and craving genuine connection, much like Lisa wanting to be understood: “só queria um amor sincero e compreensivo, mas minha vida sempre vai ser crescendo e se fodendo” and “nao tenho uma priv pra falar coisas que eu queria e nem um amigo online pra desabafar talvez eu exploda”. Even their mix of intellectual/curious vibes (talking about food types, learning Russian, health worries) with dramatic emotional swings mirrors Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, overthinking, and occasional melodrama.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert: they often mention being alone and emotionally overwhelmed in solitude, like “tenho vontade de chorar toda vez que fico ruim e moro sozinho” and “nao tenho uma priv pra falar coisas que eu queria e nem um amigo online pra desabafar talvez eu exploda”, which shows a private, inward-focused emotional life rather than a socially driven one. Their timeline is heavily grounded in personal feelings, values, and meaning, pointing to Intuition over pure Sensing: they frequently interpret experiences in an emotional or existential way, e.g. “só queria um amor sincero e compreensivo, mas minha vida sempre vai ser crescendo e se fodendo” and “minha vida é uma piada”, going beyond concrete facts into narrative and symbolism. The dominance of emotion, empathy, and hurt over logical distance fits Feeling: reactions like “eu me sinto tão triste infeliz miserável”, “eu tô chorando porque eu acho tão lindo pessoas trans sendo felizes em um casamento ou namoro vou me enfiar em um buraco”, and “eu sou muito bonito pra sofrer chega” focus on emotional states and personal worth rather than rational analysis. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels reactive and unstructured, full of mood swings and impulsive choices like “a madrugada chega e eu tô fazendo coisas absurdas”, “se eu sentir enjoo hoje eu irei virar duas taças de vinho tinto com paracetamol e anti histamínico”, and “quero fazer essa porcariazinha com alguém agora porque sou facilmente influenciável”, suggesting spontaneity and difficulty with stable planning. Altogether, the intense inner emotional world, longing for deep connection, tendency toward self-reflection, and somewhat chaotic, feelings-led lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘reformar a fazenda inteira pra mente ficar ocupada’ — if you need extra help, I can move in, take care of the crops, the cats, and your period cramps, but I’m warning you: I might harvest feelings too.
- You: ‘quem tem útero não tem um dia de paz’ and ‘só sou feliz dopado de remédio’. Me: what if I become your off‑label use for happiness and uterine peace? No side effects, just kisses and occasional popcorn.
- You were crying over trans people being happy in relationships and wanting ‘um amor sincero e compreensivo’… I fit the description, cry a lot, and remember dates badly too — want to test if we’re each other’s happy‑ending bug fix?
- You hate macarrão ocidental, your café tem gosto de cigarro, and even pão com mortadela vira evento… Let me take you out for decent food: you judge the noodles, I judge the service, and at the end we both agree the best thing on the menu was us.
- You said ‘eu sou muito bonito pra sofrer’ and ‘minha vida é uma piada’ — plot twist: I’m here to turn the tragedy into a dark rom‑com where the hot main character stops tweeting about misery because they’re too busy making out with me.
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Trans, dramatic, and allergic to peace. Once quit smoking and my room still smelled like cigarettes. Tweets about cats, cramps, and coping.– @eclipsedies
Your signature cocktail
Little Monster Meltdown
The Over-steeped black tea infused vodka stands for their insomnia, anxiety, and tendency to spiral at night, echoing lines like “a madrugada chega e eu tô fazendo coisas absurdas” and “tô com umas três horas de sono e 12 horas de jejum de tudo meu corpo já tá dando efeito”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bittersweet brightness for their mix of tenderness and frustration, mirroring “não gosto quando minha raiva vira tristeza” and the soft craving of “queria um docinho”. The salty-sour preserved lemon syrup captures their body struggles and chronic discomfort, nodding to “meu braço vai cair com essa alergia” and “ai por que to tendo tanta colica”. A dash of absinthe mist represents their self-destructive humor and dramatic flare, inspired by “se eu sentir enjoo hoje eu irei virar duas taças de vinho tinto com paracetamol e anti histamínico” and “só sou feliz estando dopado de remédio acho que to no fundo do poço”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish dissolves slowly into the drink like fleeting comfort, matching their vulnerable wishfulness in “só queria um amor sincero e compreensivo” and their soft joy at “VOU SER TITIO 🥰🥰🥰”. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, a little toxic, and secretly soft—just like their timeline of chaos, crying, cats, and craving connection.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong self‑preservation instincts and a tendency to respond sharply when hurt, which aligns with Slytherin’s defensive and guarded nature. When they say they’ll cope with nausea by mixing substances so that “at least in the hospital I feel safe” in “se eu sentir enjoo hoje eu irei virar duas taças de vinho tinto com paracetamol e anti histamínico que pelo menos no hospital eu fico seguro”, it reflects a dramatic, extreme form of looking out for themselves. Their hostility toward people who mistreat them, e.g. “não aguento mais lidar com cliente sem educação enfia no cu a joia então seu filho da puta” and “vai ficar me deixando de xereca vai se foder então”, shows a sharp, retaliatory streak rather than Hufflepuff-style forbearance. The way they fantasize about using others transactionally, as in “adoraria um velho bem rico pra eu cuidar e ele me agradecer com 10 mil reais de pix”, hints at pragmatic opportunism. Even their dark humor about their own misery, like “eu sou todo fodido que vida miserável”, comes with a defiant edge rather than passive despair, reinforcing a Slytherin flavor of resilience and self-protective sarcasm over Gryffindor bravado or Hufflepuff softness.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for them is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling like "too much" for others and processing hurt through self-reflection. They often express deep sadness and self-blame, like in “eu me sinto tão triste infeliz miserável” and “minha vida é uma piada”, mirroring the song’s theme of seeing oneself as a burden. Their mix of anger that collapses into sorrow, as in “não gosto quando minha raiva vira tristeza” and “que merda tava tão bem e do nada começo a deprimir”, fits the emotional swings described in the lyrics. The track also matches their loneliness and longing for genuine love, reflected in “só queria um amor sincero e compreensivo, mas minha vida sempre vai ser crescendo e se fodendo” and “tenho vontade de chorar toda vez que fico ruim e moro sozinho”. Even their dark humor and self-destructive thoughts, like “se eu sentir enjoo hoje eu irei virar duas taças de vinho tinto com paracetamol e anti histamínico”, align with the song’s bittersweet, vulnerable tone of someone hurting yet still self-aware.
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