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Your Simpsons character
Jay embodies the insecure, desperate-to-be-liked nature of Milhouse, often feeling like a second choice who is “the butt of all your jokes”. Much like Milhouse’s dramatic emotional outbursts, Jay frequently vents about his intense loneliness, stating, “I don't truly fit in anywhere” and expressing extreme anxiety over his romantic standing. He mirrors Milhouse's tendency to be overlooked by his peers, lamenting how friends “went out didn't invite me”. Furthermore, his self-deprecating humor and admission that he is “stupid and cringe” align perfectly with the Simpsons character who is perpetually stuck as the uncool outsider. Both display a fragile sense of self-worth that is heavily dependent on the validation of others who rarely provide it.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jay identifies as an Introvert, frequently expressing deep-seated social anxiety and a preference for digital 'venting' over real-life interaction, as seen when he admits, “I don't truly fit in anywhere”. His Intuitive nature is shown through his preoccupation with abstract 'ulterior motives' and the hidden meanings behind his friends' actions rather than concrete reality. He leans toward Thinking through a blunt, often cynical self-analysis, dismissively mocking emotional platitudes by saying, “'nooo don't kill urself people care about you' like I haven't heard that a million times now”. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his lack of structure and struggle with deadlines, specifically noting, “I kinda forgot that's soon” regarding a holiday and “honestly fucked for exams” due to poor planning.

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Aspiring artist and student sharing my creative journey. When I’m not in the studio, I’m probably oversleeping or catching up on the latest Visual Kei hits.– @Eddthedeer

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This experimental cocktail reflects a high-energy INTP spiraling through teenage angst, featuring a bitter base because “I’m so annoying and that’s all I’ll ever be labeled as”. The dark red beet juice mimics the aesthetic of 'shedtwt,' specifically referencing when he posted “The cuts on my arm are infected”. It’s served extra cold to match his social anxiety about school, where he feels like a “school exclusive friend” to people who secretly hate him. The drink's strong kick captures his chaotic relationship paranoia, fueled by the fear that “she only said yes because she felt guilty rejecting me”, while the sour cherry garnish represents his self-proclaimed status as an “edgelord” who finds comfort in the 'problematic' side of the internet.

Your Hogwarts House
Jay demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through his focus on self-preservation and an 'us versus them' mentality, often expressing a desire to be 'as evil as I want' toward those he perceives as enemies. His resourcefulness and ambition are channeled into niche internet subcultures where he seeks status, specifically stating he 'needs moots' to increase his influence. He shows a cunning awareness of social dynamics, admitting he has 'ulterior motives' and occasionally adopts a 'villian' persona when his self-worth is threatened. Ultimately, his pride and desire for exclusive loyalty—as seen when he questions if his girlfriend is 'just trying to please' him—align perfectly with the self-focused and protective traits of a Slytherin.

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The user’s feed captures a desperate longing for connection mixed with severe self-destructive tendencies and body dysmorphia, mirroring the song's themes of wasted youth and internal turmoil. He expresses a deep sense of isolation, tweeting, “I don't truly fit in anywhere and I know that yet I still crave for someone who understands me entirely”. Much like the lyrics about losing years to depression, he admits to “Wasting my prime teen years right now on discord servers and friends who don't even like me”. His focus on weight and self-harm, such as “Bmi 20.1 so basically im a fatty and I should die!”, reflects the darker side of adolescent identity crises found in the track. Ultimately, the song encapsulates his struggle with feeling like an “edgelord” while drowning in real, “eternal sadness”.

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