
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s intelligent, hyper-reflective, and often feels isolated and misunderstood, much like this user. They show a strong introspective and philosophical streak in posts like “If you breathe, do you live? If you are, do you experience?” and “You know your days are numbered but you push by as though they aren’t.”, which aligns with Lisa’s existential questioning. Their deep emotional attachment to their siblings in tweets such as “My younger brother, my reflection of me. They are proof that better is obtainable.” and “I want my brothers and I want them to hold me.” mirrors Lisa’s fierce love for her family despite feeling different from them. They also express feeling unloved and unnoticed in posts like “Unloved. Unloved and unneeded by anyone” and “I’m a lifeless face that you’ll soon forget”, which reflects Lisa’s recurring arc of struggling with loneliness and wanting to matter. Finally, their mix of righteous irritation and critical thought about social issues, like “ ‘I want an emotionally unavailable butch’ do you hve an idea how I feel or do u just wanna fucking fetishize me”, echoes Lisa’s moral seriousness and frustration with how others treat her and her identity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they crave connection, much of their energy is spent online and in their head, expressing exhaustion with socializing in tweets like “Talking to people is too stressful” and fantasizing about intimacy rather than constantly engaging others, as in “I want TO BE CUTE TO SOMEONE I HATE U ALL”. Their strong abstract, existential focus points to Intuition (N), with posts like “If you breathe, do you live? If you are, do you experience?” and “You know your days are numbered but you push by as though they aren’t” showing a tendency to theorize about meaning and mortality rather than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and hurt: “I want someone to be worried about me and care what happens to me” and “Unloved. Unloved and unneeded by anyone” highlight emotional validation as a core priority. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their approach to recovery and dieting is impulsive, changeable, and non-structured, as seen in “I think I’m gonna attempt to recover from my ed again. I know I go back and forth but I just wanna be happy” and “Ok next time I diet it will be more moderate that was unsustainable for me”, showing shifting plans rather than firm long-term structure. Putting this together, the combination of inward focus, existential idealism, emotional intensity, and flexible but inconsistent planning best matches INFP.

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17 • Norway | lesbian writer with too many thoughts and a broken router • once tripped on the stairs and still called it ‘character development’– @eddtordyaoi

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is dark, dramatic, and flirty, just like them: the blackcurrant vodka shot brings a strong, in-your-face kick for the horny chaos of “Very tired and very horny. Need something” and “All I can think abou t is bottoming”. The sour cherry liqueur captures that mix of sweetness and pain in “I want someone to be worried about me and care what happens to me” and the self-sabotage of “I want a girlfriend but I don’t want to love her…”. Sparkling elderflower soda adds a soft, hopeful fizz for the love they have for their brothers in “Sweetest brother he means the world to me” and “My younger brother, my reflection of me”. A dash of bitters represents the numb, fatalistic side of “I’m a lifeless face that you’ll soon forget” and “nobody knows it but I don’t have a whole lot of time left”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with smoked salt is for the theatrical, slightly evil glam of “I love being dramatic about things. I am dramatic forever, I am a writer.” and the playful thirst of “Lesbian catgirls hmu ill pet u and feed u and love you forever”. This drink is strong but sparkling, sweet but bitter—an experimental classic for an emotionally unavailable butch with a club night to survive.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show intense self‑protection, control, and calculated distance from others, which are very Slytherin traits. They explicitly frame relationships in terms of power and ambivalence, saying they want a girlfriend who loves them while they remain emotionally withdrawn and even "terrible" to her: “I want a girlfriend but I don’t want to love her But I want her to love me… And I want to have control but not of myself”. They treat social ties as transactional and periodically purge their connections, writing “It is that time of the month where I clean out all my friends lists on everything and cut ties with people who are no longer useful”, which aligns with Slytherin’s pragmatic, sometimes ruthless self‑preservation. Even their self‑narrative leans into a villain role for strategic ease rather than trying to correct others’ views: “Painting myself as the villain will always be easier than proving to everyone I’m not when they think they’ve already come to the correct consensus on who I am”. While they care deeply about their brothers and have flashes of introspective, writerly Ravenclaw energy, the dominant pattern is a defensive, control‑oriented, survivalist mindset—classic Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song for them is Bury a Friend because it captures both obsessive self-analysis and a morbid, theatrical way of talking about pain. They constantly circle around self-destruction and feeling unreal, like when they say “nobody knows it but I don’t have a whole lot of time left” and “I’m a lifeless face that you’ll soon forget”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death, erasure, and being haunted by yourself. Their push‑pull with recovery and self-harm—“Im gonna jerk off and then shower and cut and it’s gonna be so peak” and “I’m sorry I said I was going to recover I was #lying again”—matches the song’s theme of being your own worst enemy but unable to stop. The way they talk about being treated badly and feeling monstrous, like “Painting myself as the villain will always be easier” and “Have you ever noticed how every bad thing is linked to me? Because clearly I’m evil”, fits the track’s voice of a creature under the bed that is actually just you. Even their intense, dramatic romantic longing—“I want to make some impact on this plane so that when I am gone there will be proof that I was” and “I just want to be told I’m worth it over and over until I believe it”—echoes the song’s plea to be seen and remembered even in ugliness. Overall, Bury a Friend balances eerie self-loathing, dark humor, and vulnerability in a way that closely parallels their timeline.

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