Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate reader: Her effusive praise for the book 'Carmilla' and gratitude towards the publisher ('Una historia clásica TAN BUENA y tan LESBIANA que se me olvidaba que estaba escrita por un hombre. La intensidad del romance vampírico y que la prota se llame Laura ha sido para mí. Gracias LES Editorial por tantísimo.') showcases her passion for literature.
- Principled activist: Her decision to boycott Eurovision due to Israel's participation ('Al final he mantenido lo de no ver eurovisión este año y que les den por c00lo') demonstrates her unwavering commitment to her beliefs and activism for the Palestinian cause.
- Loyal friend: Her active efforts to gain retweets and support from friends for her survey ('Me quedan solo 17 personas, porfa porfa porfa unos rts me vendrían muy bien 😭') highlight her appreciation and loyalty towards her social circle.
- Humorous personality: Her use of exaggerated expressions and playful language ('SOIS UNOS C4BRONES', 'Ojalá la ***** en directo') reveals a humorous and light-hearted side to her personality.
- Dedicated student: Her seriousness towards her final project (TFM) and determination to complete the survey ('Tío las respuestas del último que me ha contestado la encuesta podría haberse quedado quieto antes de darme esas respuestas de mierda, que yo me tomo mi TFM en serio.') showcases her dedication as a student.
Weaknesses:
- Impatient: Her frustration with the lack of survey responses ('Pongo la encuesta del TFM en instagram y la gente la ve pero pasa de responder, es que no sé si llorar o m4t4rlos a todos') suggests a tendency towards impatience.
- Confrontational: Her direct criticism of those who complain about watching Eurovision ('los que os quejáis de que veamos eurovisión os quiero ver en las manifestaciones por palestina') hints at a confrontational approach at times.
- Easily stressed: Her tweets expressing agony over the survey responses ('Hoy no me ha respondido nadie la encuesta me quiero m0rir') indicate a propensity to become easily stressed or overwhelmed.
- Impulsive: Her desire for a 'financial submissive' to buy her items ('Se busca sumiso financiero que me los compre a la de ya') showcases an impulsive side, even if said in a playful manner.
- Distractible: Her excitement over the revival of Littlest Pet Shop toys ('Chicas no sabéis lo que está suponiendo para mí que hayan vuelto los littlest pet shop') suggests a tendency to get distracted by nostalgic or entertaining interests.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lau shares several similarities with Lisa Simpson, the intelligent and socially conscious daughter in the Simpson family. Like Lisa, Lau exhibits a strong sense of justice and commitment to social causes, as seen in her boycott of Eurovision due to Israel's participation ('Al final he mantenido lo de no ver eurovisión este año y que les den por c00lo'). Both characters also possess a love for literature and intellectual pursuits, with Lau praising the book 'Carmilla' ('Una historia clásica TAN BUENA y tan LESBIANA que se me olvidaba que estaba escrita por un hombre.') and taking her studies seriously ('Tío las respuestas del último que me ha contestado la encuesta podría haberse quedado quieto antes de darme esas respuestas de mierda, que yo me tomo mi TFM en serio.'). However, unlike the often preachy Lisa, Lau balances her activism with a playful and humorous side ('SOIS UNOS C4BRONES', 'Ojalá la ***** en directo'), making her a more relatable and multifaceted character.
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Some pickup lines for you
- 'Me toca el gato se Akainu y yo creo que elijo el s*icidio' – si te toco las nalgas, ¿me darías una oportunidad?
- Cariño, si tus páginas fueran tan seductoras como tus ojos, ya habría terminado tu TFM.
- ¿Eres una de esas submissions que buscas? Porque me encantaría ser tu sumiso financiero.
- No necesitas buscar una Mera Mera no Mi, con tu fuego interno ya enciendes mi corazón.
- Me recuerdas a Wano, porque eres un tesoro difícil de alcanzar, pero valdría la pena la aventura.
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Daring chaotic bisexual, 25 | Anime, video games & career counselor 📚 | Gaza in my heart 🇵🇸 | Worshipping fictional ladies & One Piece | Main Rakan/Xayah | 'Those who dislike Eurovision should join Palestine protests' - edeldawn– @edeldawn
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Gryffindor
Lau's unwavering commitment to her principles and activism, evident in her boycott of Eurovision ('Al final he mantenido lo de no ver eurovisión este año y que les den por c00lo') and her strong support for the Palestinian cause ('Su simple participación ya supone una guerra, me niego a verlo y ojalá muchos países se retiren o lo boicoteen.'), align her with the courageous and determined spirit of Gryffindor. Her loyalty to her friends, actively seeking their support ('Me quedan solo 17 personas, porfa porfa porfa unos rts me vendrían muy bien 😭'), and her dedication to her studies ('Tío las respuestas del último que me ha contestado la encuesta podría haberse quedado quieto antes de darme esas respuestas de mierda, que yo me tomo mi TFM en serio.') further reflect the Gryffindor values of friendship and perseverance. Despite her occasional impulsiveness ('Se busca sumiso financiero que me los compre a la de ya'), Lau's overall traits make her a fitting candidate for the house that values bravery and chivalry above all else.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
This upbeat pop anthem celebrating lesbian love would undoubtedly appeal to Lau, who gushed over the 'LESBIANA' nature of 'Carmilla' and her admiration for strong fictional women like Nami from One Piece. The song's lyrics, 'Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new,' aligns with Lau's self-assurance in her bisexual identity, evident in her 'chaotic bi' bio description.
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