Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, sadness and longing in tweets like “queseaudades do meu semi namorado eu vou me matar” and “eu amo amar é meu hobby favorito”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and care for friends and partners in tweets like “voce é uma garota tao linda 🩷 meu amor”, “clari vai ser sempre a única a saber meus pensamentos sobre todos” and “eu e a @unheee_e”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses self-deprecating humor and pop culture references, like comparing hair to Snape and Gerard Way in “eu, severus snape e gerard way numa disputa pra ver quem tem o cabelo mais oleoso” and joking about being insufferable in love in “quando eu estiver namorando vai todo mundo saber pois eu vou ser insuportável sobre isso”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms (Genshin, MCR, queer media) in tweets like “a hoyoverse nos alimenta com cultura queer chinesa... e eu acho isso lindo” and multiple excited pulls/farming posts for Zibai such as “vou farmar pra minha zibai que vai vir a forca”.
- Honest communicator: States opinions and boundaries directly, as in “tenho opiniões polemicas’ pois expresse elas pra eu poder te julgar” and “entao ta bom vei fica por isso mesmo”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Mood shifts quickly between affection and anger, seen in going from “eu amo amar é meu hobby favorito” to hostile posts like “eu quero voce morto que tal” and “ai vai se fuder tambem”.
- Hostile language: Frequently uses aggressive or violent phrasing, e.g. “eu quero voce morto que tal”, “espero que os dois se fodam bastaaante” and “ai se meu irmao me acordar cedo eu vou matar ele”.
- Self-destructive talk: References death and self-harm casually, such as “estou passando mal... sera que é hoje que deus me leva” and “queseaudades do meu semi namorado eu vou me matar”.
- Overattachment: Shows intense fixation on relationships and attention, as in “amor voce ainda me ama ou eu to maluco”, “quando vai ser minha vez de ser um bissexual muito feliz” and jealousy/obsession in “SO FALA DELA”.
- Bitterness/resentment: Often expresses resentment toward others, such as “pois eu espero que os dois se fodam bastaaante”, “espero que ela mexa tanto com a cabeca dele ao ponto dele deletar o twitter e parar de falar com os amigos dele” and “eu fico decepcionado muito facil eu devo ser muito chato”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and a bit dramatic, but also very opinionated and outspoken. Like Lisa, they swing between romantic idealism and disappointment, talking about wanting a cute, loving relationship in tweets like “quando eu estiver namorando vai todo mundo saber pois eu vou ser insuportável sobre isso me aguardem” and “quando vai ser minha vez de ser um bissexual muito feliz ao ponto de terem que me mutar por nao aguentarem mais ouvir da minha felicidade”. Their sensitivity and tendency to feel hurt or chateado over things, as in “eu fico decepcionado muito facil eu devo ser muito chato” and “eu to chateado por pouca coisa”, fits Lisa’s overthinking, easily-wounded side. They also have strong, sometimes cutting opinions about media and people, similar to Lisa’s moral rants, for example “fã de genshin é algo nojento vsf” and “mds tinha hater da sabrina me seguindo que nojo”. Finally, their mix of internet-poetic angst and self-awareness, in tweets like “as vezes me sinto aquelas pessoas do tkk que fingem jm monte de doença pq euto mal todo dia”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel like an outsider while still having a sharp sense of humor about herself.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite being very online, their focus is on inner feelings, relationships, and parasocial/media attachments rather than real‑life social dominance. They talk about sleeping a lot, feeling unwell, and gaming alone, e.g. “nunca fiquei tanto tempo assim no genshin sinto meu cérebro derretido” and “to desde as 5 da manhã formando coisa pra zibai no genshin”, which points to solitary, immersive activities. They appear iNtuitive (N) over Sensing: they constantly dramatize, fantasize and idealize rather than just state facts, like “sonhei que o mikey (mcr) e o flins (genshin) estavam na minha cidade… escondendo o relacionamento secreto deles” and their imaginative shipping/fanfic talk in “fem age gap frikey, Mikey mais velha so que ela usa a roupa da draculaura…”. Emotional and aesthetic reactions dominate over concrete details. They are strongly Feeling (F): values, attachment, and hurt feelings are everywhere, e.g. “quando eu estiver namorando vai todo mundo saber pois eu vou ser insuportável sobre isso”, “quando vai ser minha vez de ser um bissexual muito feliz”, and the jealousy/resentment in “espero que ela mexa tanto com a cabeca dele ao ponto dele deletar o twitter”. The emotional venting and moodiness suggest decisions are driven by feelings rather than detached logic, like “eu to chateado por pouca coisa” and “eu fico decepcionado muito facil eu devo ser muito chato”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their life appears unstructured and spontaneous (sleeping odd hours, changing accounts, grinding games impulsively) such as “to dormindo desde o meio dia er” and “mao acredito que vou ter que começar outra conta no genshin”. The combination of emotional intensity, idealism, fandom-driven imagination, and lack of rigid planning aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You, Severus Snape and Gerard Way can fight over who has the oiliest hair after two days, but be honest: I’m the only one you’d actually let run my fingers through it, right?
- You’re out here farming flowers for Zibai at 5 a.m. and restarting Genshin accounts like it’s nothing… when do I get to be the 5‑star you accidentally fall in love with?
- You said you ‘love loving’ and that it’s your favorite hobby — lucky for me, I happen to be extremely good at being loved by dramatic, queer, Genshin‑obsessed MCR fans.
- You’re crying over videos, missing your semi‑boyfriend, and sleeping in your going‑out clothes… I don’t want to fix you, I just want to be the person you spam with 14 notifs every two hours.
- Knife play, Frerard, queer culture in Genshin, and a very suspicious amount of ‘meu pau tá duro’ tweets — statistically speaking, there is a 100% chance you’re my type and I’m yours.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • part-time Genshin theorycrafter, full-time overthinker. Once farmed mats all night and still forgot which character they were for.– @edselstann
Your signature cocktail
Oleoso Angel Overdose
This cocktail is loud, messy and dramatic, just like them passing out over everything from genshin pulls to life crises, constantly screaming “estou passando mal pela última vez… sera que é hoje que deus me leva”. The silver tequila with chili hits as hard and chaotic as their thirst tweets like “nossa senhora se eu tivesse um pau ele estaria durasso so de eu ver essa pulseira” and “meu pau ta duro”. Pink grapefruit soda is for the soft 16-year-old heart in their bio and the cute, clingy romanticism of “quando eu estiver namorando vai todo mundo saber pois eu vou ser insuportável sobre isso me aguardem”. The blackberry syrup drizzle adds a dark, emo sweetness, matching their MCR/frerard obsession in tweets like “lembrei de uma fic frerard” and their melodramatic lines like “que carência anormal o tesao ja passou”. Energy drink ice cubes fuel the unhinged gaming marathons and sleep-deprivation vibes of “nunca fiquei tanto tempo assim no genshin sinto meu cérebro derretido”. Finally, the edible glitter and tiny guitar crown them the dramatic, sparkly scene kid they are, matching “🎸stan | yeah boy” and the over-the-top self-image in “eu, severus snape e gerard way numa disputa pra ver quem tem o cabelo mais oleoso”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show strong Slytherin-style intensity, pettiness, and focus on self‑preservation. They’re quick to cut people off and take pride in it, like when they say their “finger is itching” to soft-block many people: “meu dedo cocando pra dar sb em mais de 100 pessoas”, and also complain that someone they already soft-blocked still appears on their timeline: “nao aguento que eu ja dei sb e esse porra fica aparecendo na minha tl ainda”. There’s a sharp, vengeful edge: “eu quero voce morto que tal” and the wish that someone’s new relationship isolates him from his friends: “espero que ela mexa tanto com a cabeca dele ao ponto dele deletar o twitter e parar de falar com os amigos dele 🩷”, which fits Slytherin’s darker, possessive side. They also show ambition and obsession toward their goals in games, e.g. farming intensively in Genshin: “to desde as 5 da manhã formando coisa pra zibai no genshin e so agora peguei todas as flores” and “vou farmar pra minha zibai que vai vir a forca”. Even their humor leans cutting and cynical, like calling Genshin fans “nojento”: “fã de genshin é algo nojento vsf”, which aligns more with Slytherin’s abrasive, judgmental wit than with the warmth of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them best because it’s dramatic, messy, very online, and all about teenage angst and attitude – exactly the vibe their timeline gives. They’re literally MCR‑coded, constantly horny, chaotic, and oversharing, from joking about knife play (“knife play......mmm........ knife play”) to screaming about how horny they are (“meu pau ta duro”, “minha xereca ta MUITO molhada”). Their emotional swings – “eu to chateado por pouca coisa”, “as vezes me sinto aquelas pessoas do tkk que fingem jm monte de doença pq euto mal todo dia” – mirror the song’s mix of anger, vulnerability, and “the world is against me” energy. They’re queer, heavily into fandoms (MCR, Genshin) and melodrama, as seen in “a hoyoverse nos alimenta com cultura queer chinesa desde a 1.1 do genshin e eu acho isso lindo” and their constant shipping/fanfic references. The song’s rebellious, darkly humorous take on being a teenager matches their posts about wanting to die in a half-joking, half-serious way (“estou passando mal pela última vez em janeiro mds sera que é hoje que deus me leva”) while still clinging to love and drama (“eu amo amar é meu hobby favorito”).
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